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Kill Bill birthday cake… for a 9-year old (8 photos)

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  1. force kin says:

    sweet

  2. Autumn says:

    Fuck Yeah I say the 9 nine year old has great taste in movies. I started watching his films when i was 10.

  3. Jeff says:

    What a fuckwit of a parent. Banging is all she is good for.

  4. Philo says:

    Mom has a gimpy eye…

  5. >18Only says:

    #8 More mom! Look at the rack on her.

  6. At least that kid has good taste..

  7. thetech2 says:

    mommy is a chivette and she doesn't even know it yet

  8. sancho says:

    she didn't make it

  9. opiateofthemasses073 says:

    I sense a Chive MILF post coming soon, starting with the one in #8…

  10. CortezdaKiller says:

    They had a Dexter themed party for her twin brother right after

  11. Nick says:

    Is that Sarah Marshall?

  12. Anonymous says:

    Nice cake. Ummm, Who’s the MILF in the red blouse? Find her!!! Preferably in appropriately skimpy swimwear.

  13. Tim King says:

    #8 MOAR of the mom! she's hot!

  14. dege says:

    If that was my mother I'd ask for an incest cake for my next birthday

  15. Raven says:

    forget the cake lets see some pictures of the chick in the red shirt

  16. Adam Harahuc says:

    coolest 9 year old ever!

  17. Nate says:

    Not understanding all the hate. I know this woman, have been to their house and work with her husband. Awesome people! She doesn't make the themes, the kids decide what they want and she makes it! They are awesome cakes!

    Kill Bill is better than Disney… Name one star from Disney that isn't messed up! And BTW, are any of you doing any better with your kids!

    • Mr. Mike says:

      You're comparing "Kill Bill" and its obviously adult theme of assassination, violence and gore with Disney films, and saying "Kill Bill" is better for kids? Granted, Disney has its dark side, but, please, that is completely ridiculous! I am amazed at that.

      Since you asked, we are doing great with out two teenagers. They're both creative, athletic, confident, well-liked by peers and adults, and they're a joy to be around. No middle fingers here. They're at the top of their respective classes academically in a very difficult private school and more importantly than that, their teachers constantly comment on what caring and gentle hearts they have. Believe it or not, it's all true. We're doing just fine.

      I'm sorry, I don't even know you, but I take great puzzlement at anyone who would say "Kill Bill" is appropriate for anyone underage. I'm not one to force my beliefs on others, not in the least, but this one should be a no-brainer!

      Peace….

  18. Barbarann Garrard says:

    I have a gimpy eye? Interesting.. I never noticed! I hope it isn’t anything serious! (I can see just fine though…so at least I have that much going for me). . As far as the cake goes,….yeah yeah yeah….it isn’t a typical kids cake. I get it. If a person does something atypical, and different..then it must be…………. wrong.!*gasp* meh..to each their own… can’t please all the people all the time..and wouldn’t want to if it meant not being true to one’s self…whatev’s

    • Mr. Mike says:

      The cake is fine Barbarann. No problem. My issue is with people who think a movie like "Kill Bill" is appropriate viewing for a 9-year-old. To each his own, but I am shocked anyone would think it a good idea.

      I have been baking since I was 8. I am the cake hauler in my circle and I appreciate your obvious talent and mastery of your craft. You are an artist have mastered a skill many cooks avoid like the plague (you know what I mean). Nice job!

      I think your eye is fine, by the way.

      • loser says:

        "I am the cake hauler in my circle"….what?

        Lets review your previous post where you basically said she was a rotten parent in your opinion and that her daughter would wind up on the evening news…

        "Clueless.

        We'll see the mom again… not in her own gallery, but on the 6 o'clock news about 7 years from now, telling a reporter she "did everything I knew to be a good parent… I don't know why Muffy shot all those penguins!"

        Define child abuse… "

        Nice job…

        • Mr. Mike says:

          I'm not sure Barbarann is the mom. She may have just provided the cake. She's in that biz, you know. Either way, the cake is fine. I can appreciate the artistry.

          The movie, however, is not appropriate for a 9-year-old, in my opinion. And, in my opinion, anyone who thinks it is appropriate makes me wonder aloud what other clearly inappropriate things might be happening in this child's life. If it is a pattern, then the parent has to accept the idea that nothing happens without consequences. . Nothing. Kids have always "lived what they've learned". We are all a product of our childhood experiences.

          They may get lucky and raise a perfectly normal, healthy person to adulthood. They may not. Time will only tell…

          So, Self-Proclaimed-Loser, we need to end this by disagreeing. No problem.

    • Big Fan says:

      Hey there Barbrann. You read through all of these posts and the only thing you came away with was some tool who said you had a gimpy eye? Surely you noticed the other posts where everyone was raving about what a hot MILF you are. That cake was awesome. Some people aren't going to like it, but who gives a flying sh!t about some people. I really think you should submit a few photos to prove that dork wrong about your eye. Preferably with you topless or in some stage of undress.

    • hirebrad says:

      Don't pay attention to the negative ones, just read the good ones. ;) I think there are plenty of people here who would love to see more cakes….yeah, that's it.

  19. Pat says:

    Mom definitely needs to be in "near" future back problems feature. She deserves her own gallery.

  20. Anonymous says:

    MOAR MOM!

  21. Jules says:

    #8 deserves MOAR!!!! she´s hot and awesome!!!

  22. Wavien says:

    #8 FIND THE MOTHER!!

  23. slick says:

    #8 all about the milf

  24. MrWinismus says:

    scuze me but i waz only looking at the hot milf over there :-P :-P

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