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Cat GIFS are like currency for retards

February 8, 2011 | In: Animals, Animate Gifs, Funny, WTF

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bth

first!
#11 is soooooo cute! wasn't even close. FAIL!

Anon

I've never seen a cat wave it's tail like a dog before.

Anonymous

They do that when they're really focussed on something (e.g. when they're mad)

Cqcumber

LOLCATZ!
Necangelus

Is #10 a cheetah?

Damrod

I think that's a Savannah cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_%28cat%29

Paula

Its a Serval retards. 1 Serval + 1 house cat = Savannah kittens.

Kisses,
Paula
fnaah

Paula's right, guys. I have friends with Savannah cats, they are pretty much the same size as normal cats. That monster in the gif is a serval.

fnaah

whoops, not savannahs, my friends have Bengals.
Ted Stickles

Nah, Savannah F1 cats are pretty damn large. Almost the size if a serval, but not quite. Your friend must have F3, F4, or F5 savannahs. They are smaller

lolz

Your mom's a cheetah
http://www.transformice.com Oreo Is So Cute

What type of cat is this? What nationality is it? Can you get them in Australia?

BigDingo

I can has cat gifs every week?

hot carl

retard

Murray

yes retard.

Sam K

#9 looks like it belongs in an action movie

Billy the Accountant

best played with the 6 million dollar man sound
thatwasntthequestion

He's very nonchalant about his jumping.
chived

someone needs to turn this into a free willy thing – its just crying our for it

chived

*out

BigDingo

Also Maru makes life better (#9)
Its me

#3 is kind of sad

Calm

#6 is also sad, both kittens died from that disease.

Frenzied

that being said, it was a very funny disease and they will live forever on the internets

cheezebits

Slap deserved, the hat was pretty stupid looking.

Kuba Wrobel

Yours are too but nobody is hitting you upside the head. Maybe they should.

Brad

the slapper might be a male cat who's not the father, they will kill kittens so that the female is ready to breed more quickly…

fishnomz

maybe the mom cat realized there's something foreign on her baby and attacked it (the hat).

http://www.reverbnation.com/mackmilliproductions Mike

no watch the video. in the speed its in with the sound it is fucking hilarious. they showed it on Tosh.0
KeepinItClassy

youtube this video "cat wearing tiny hat pow! right in the kisser!"
sooo funny with it dubbed with peter griffin's voice!!!

Tyler

#12
And with this last card I will be done… shit.
Sanman

#8 Awesome!

Edge

Just when I think about how I can't stand cats, along comes Awesome Cat…
thatwasntthequestion

Could "Awesome Cat" be Batman's newest nemesis?
BerryO

That is badass! Or maybe batass??
Jonny P

Agreed #8, #9 and #10 all fantastic

Michael

i like cats. they taste like dolphin
http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

#2 I was confused as frack for about 3 minutes. I thought my mouse was broken.

sku

Really?
Wolfram

wake and bake, huh?

gok attack

august west

B) battlestar fan eh?

dean

#9
i have that tower case, it is highly recommended.
also, man i miss having a cat.

EZEE

Awww

causeIwashungry

#10 is that a margay cat? Those are awesome, I want one they're like mini ocelots.

Paula

Serval, stupid face.

Kisses,
Paula

its_forge

#8 reincarnated ninja
David

#8 Batman's in trouble
Guttterville

CATS ARE AWESOME
RiKo

#3 take that silly hat off! *slap*
Meow

The only good cat is the one that is actually a challenge to hit with my semi auto 12gauge.

Naz1962

Dude, that's just wrong

Purrrrrrr

Grow a set. Cats are rodents.

jabitt1

Sounds like the man with the "Big Gun" needs to grow the pair.

Nicnac

you need a big gun to fight cats HAHAHAHAHA
Naz1962

Yeah dude, why don't you shoot something with the ability to shoot your sorry ass back? Take your hostility over to Afghanistan and see how far that gets u, ya jerk!

Paula

My favorite 'cat' is meows hairy poon puss. I like to fist it while his dad chokes himself and jerks it in the corner.

Kisses,
Paula

Naz1962

Wow Paula, what the hell? You ok? You seem like you don't get enough attention, or didn't when you were a child, so now you're acting out and doing/saying outrageous things to try and get attention. I think you're a sad, sad little boy … sigh, yep – very sad indeed!

Not Paula

Troll: "Ha ha ha. I'm Paula now!" Fists, Not Paula

andintheend

#6 the hell is going on there?

Naz1962

I agree! What the hell's going on??
Wolfram

At first I thought it was funny but then I realised something must be wrong. I'm wondering if they have shock collars or something.

wintercoat

It's a muscle disorder similar to the thing with fainting goats. http://www.suite101.com/content/fainting-kittens-… Here's a website explaining it.

alysinwunderland

and it is actually pretty sad, I believe that the kittens in that video died shortly thereafter.

http://www.facebook.com/KaylaSmith43 Kayla Smith

Their legs are tied. That's what it looks like to me.

_HypoLuxa_

bwaa haahaahaa . . . "currency for retards", well done Chive.
anonymous

the cats in number 6 have fainting goat syndrome. Like those goats from wildboys that steve-o and chris scared the shit of. Their muscles seize up and they fall over. Very rare in cats. To my knowledge the black kitten has since passed since that video.
http://mynameisjay.com Jay

#9 Needs an explosion in the background
http://www.stefanhartman.com/ stefanhartman

This post made my morning and I woke up in a bad mood. Thanks a shit-ton Chive!
misschris

#6 WTF is up w/ those goofy fainting kitties??

MikeK

I saw a video on Youtube about the cats a long time ago. They were somewhere in France I think? Anyway, they had some sort of weird disease where they would faint at any type of stress… Like a loud noise, or too much stimuli or anything. It was rather sad, really. Anyway, in the comments, it stated that the kittens had since passed away… =( Sorry for the downer. Just thought I'd share what I saw. Look up like "fainting kittens" on youtube. You should be able to find the video. Then there's funny vids of people putting lasers in and shooting the cats as they faint. Laugh at tragedy.

Raider

#3 made me laugh so hard . Seems like what my cats would do.

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