Cat GIFS are like currency for retards

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  • bth

    #11 is soooooo cute! wasn't even close. FAIL!

    • Anon

      I've never seen a cat wave it's tail like a dog before.

      • Anonymous

        They do that when they're really focussed on something (e.g. when they're mad)

  • Cqcumber


  • Necangelus

    Is #10 a cheetah?

    • Damrod
      • Paula

        Its a Serval retards. 1 Serval + 1 house cat = Savannah kittens.


      • fnaah

        Paula's right, guys. I have friends with Savannah cats, they are pretty much the same size as normal cats. That monster in the gif is a serval.

        • fnaah

          whoops, not savannahs, my friends have Bengals.

        • Ted Stickles

          Nah, Savannah F1 cats are pretty damn large. Almost the size if a serval, but not quite. Your friend must have F3, F4, or F5 savannahs. They are smaller

    • lolz

      Your mom's a cheetah

    • Oreo Is So Cute

      What type of cat is this? What nationality is it? Can you get them in Australia?

  • BigDingo

    I can has cat gifs every week?

    • hot carl


      • Murray

        yes retard.

  • Sam K

    #9 looks like it belongs in an action movie

    • Billy the Accountant

      best played with the 6 million dollar man sound

    • thatwasntthequestion

      He's very nonchalant about his jumping.

    • chived

      someone needs to turn this into a free willy thing – its just crying our for it

      • chived


  • BigDingo

    Also Maru makes life better (#9)

  • Its me

    #3 is kind of sad

    • Calm

      #6 is also sad, both kittens died from that disease.

      • Frenzied

        that being said, it was a very funny disease and they will live forever on the internets

    • cheezebits

      Slap deserved, the hat was pretty stupid looking.

      • Kuba Wrobel

        Yours are too but nobody is hitting you upside the head. Maybe they should.

    • Brad

      the slapper might be a male cat who's not the father, they will kill kittens so that the female is ready to breed more quickly…

      • fishnomz

        maybe the mom cat realized there's something foreign on her baby and attacked it (the hat).

    • Mike

      no watch the video. in the speed its in with the sound it is fucking hilarious. they showed it on Tosh.0

    • KeepinItClassy

      youtube this video "cat wearing tiny hat pow! right in the kisser!"
      sooo funny with it dubbed with peter griffin's voice!!!

  • Tyler

    And with this last card I will be done… shit.

  • Sanman

    #8 Awesome!

    • Edge

      Just when I think about how I can't stand cats, along comes Awesome Cat…

    • thatwasntthequestion

      Could "Awesome Cat" be Batman's newest nemesis?

    • BerryO

      That is badass! Or maybe batass??

    • Jonny P

      Agreed #8, #9 and #10 all fantastic

  • Michael

    i like cats. they taste like dolphin

  • @Pasha723

    #2 I was confused as frack for about 3 minutes. I thought my mouse was broken.

    • sku


    • Wolfram

      wake and bake, huh?

      • gok attack


    • august west

      B) battlestar fan eh?

  • dean

    i have that tower case, it is highly recommended.
    also, man i miss having a cat.

    • EZEE


  • causeIwashungry

    #10 is that a margay cat? Those are awesome, I want one they're like mini ocelots.

    • Paula

      Serval, stupid face.


  • its_forge

    #8 reincarnated ninja

  • David

    #8 Batman's in trouble

  • Guttterville


  • RiKo

    #3 take that silly hat off! *slap*

  • Meow

    The only good cat is the one that is actually a challenge to hit with my semi auto 12gauge.

    • Naz1962

      Dude, that's just wrong 😦

      • Purrrrrrr

        Grow a set. Cats are rodents.

        • jabitt1

          Sounds like the man with the "Big Gun" needs to grow the pair.

    • Nicnac

      you need a big gun to fight cats HAHAHAHAHA

    • Naz1962

      Yeah dude, why don't you shoot something with the ability to shoot your sorry ass back? Take your hostility over to Afghanistan and see how far that gets u, ya jerk!

      • Paula

        My favorite 'cat' is meows hairy poon puss. I like to fist it while his dad chokes himself and jerks it in the corner.


        • Naz1962

          Wow Paula, what the hell? You ok? You seem like you don't get enough attention, or didn't when you were a child, so now you're acting out and doing/saying outrageous things to try and get attention. I think you're a sad, sad little boy … sigh, yep – very sad indeed!

          • Not Paula

            Troll: "Ha ha ha. I'm Paula now!" Fists, Not Paula

  • andintheend

    #6 the hell is going on there?

    • Naz1962

      I agree! What the hell's going on??

    • Wolfram

      At first I thought it was funny but then I realised something must be wrong. I'm wondering if they have shock collars or something.

      • wintercoat

        It's a muscle disorder similar to the thing with fainting goats.… Here's a website explaining it.

        • alysinwunderland

          and it is actually pretty sad, I believe that the kittens in that video died shortly thereafter.

    • Kayla Smith

      Their legs are tied. That's what it looks like to me.

  • _HypoLuxa_

    bwaa haahaahaa . . . "currency for retards", well done Chive.

  • anonymous

    the cats in number 6 have fainting goat syndrome. Like those goats from wildboys that steve-o and chris scared the shit of. Their muscles seize up and they fall over. Very rare in cats. To my knowledge the black kitten has since passed since that video.

  • Jay

    #9 Needs an explosion in the background

  • stefanhartman

    This post made my morning and I woke up in a bad mood. Thanks a shit-ton Chive!

  • misschris

    #6 WTF is up w/ those goofy fainting kitties??

    • MikeK

      I saw a video on Youtube about the cats a long time ago. They were somewhere in France I think? Anyway, they had some sort of weird disease where they would faint at any type of stress… Like a loud noise, or too much stimuli or anything. It was rather sad, really. Anyway, in the comments, it stated that the kittens had since passed away… =( Sorry for the downer. Just thought I'd share what I saw. Look up like "fainting kittens" on youtube. You should be able to find the video. Then there's funny vids of people putting lasers in and shooting the cats as they faint. Laugh at tragedy.

  • Raider

    #3 made me laugh so hard . Seems like what my cats would do.

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