Daily Afternoon Randomness (44 Photos)

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  • daniel

    #44, Amazing Chivers. Bravo!

    • Nick

      Seriously. This isn't a website…it's a movement of all things awesome.

      • Ryan

        This could start a trend for The Chive! We'll be donating to all kinds of stuff.

    • Ed Debevic

      #11 I would wear her ass like a surgeon's mask. Om nom nom nom!!!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      nice job….chivers are fucking awesome!!!!

      Shay Maria…..we await you!!!

      • Nick702

        #44 CHIVE WIN

    • art

      I can't donate, getting a timeout from the webpage. Maybe we are just a bit too generous lol

    • bubblerider86

      Chivers have the biggest <3's…I'm so proud of all the amazing guys and gals out in Chive land!!

    • AuSome

      Absolutely made my day.

    • paula

      hope that money doesn't go up anyones nose

    • ruqwwqeq

      blow it out your fag ass, daniel

  • worker bee

    Should think about changing the name of this to DAILY EVENING RANDOMNESS. Too many times this is posted after or close enough to 5 pm EST that we see it the next day. Who looks at this site after work?

    • the captain

      you shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

      • Jen

        you look at it the next morning at work, dick. DUH

    • Shawn35

      I look at this site all the god damn time, thats what true Chivers do

      • Kona

        Happy Morning Randomness from Hawaii!

        • WTFever

          Have a cold one for me @ Kona Brew

    • Portland

      classic East Coast mentality. they are, of course, the center of the earth.

      • East Coaster

        No – but we think it is funny that you West Coasters get all bent out of shape so we just like to string you along.

        • San Diego

          We don't get bent out of shape, we go to the beach.

          • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

            Beaches? What are those?

    • Stewball

      Who thinks the world stops at 5pm EST?

    • jeff

      blasphemy!! quit your bitching…rule # 45… never speak bad words of thechive… asshole.

    • Borracho

      They get so many pictures they could just do another randomness in the evening, but everybody is probably too drunk by then to mess with it.
      Also, is anybody else wondering how the guys in #28 got Dave Grohl to hang out with them in their dorm room?

    • nick

      Move west

    • stuck@work

      What, you don't have interwebs at home?? Or mommy doesn't let you on at home?
      Chive is like booze, food, and sex…there is always time to look, drink, eat, and screw…

    • DaddyD

      Uh … I do.

    • fng

      its 1:44 here in Alaska

    • mcsgwigga

      I'm constantly on it, at work, at home, on my phone, at work, at home, on the john, at work, at home – you get the picture

    • Gibbo

      It's morning in Australia, and no matter what it's called, I can't wait for the DAR.
      What always disappoints me is that we don't get any updates on Monday here…work on those days just isn't the same.

      I check Chive all day/night, every day…it keeps me sane or drives me insane..best of both worlds

    • samantha

      i do everyday!

    • skainviatofane

      i do… here is late night…
      chivefrom italy

  • Random

    #11 – I'd give up my left eye for her

    • Frito_Pants

      I'd give your left eye for her too.

    • aosux

      That is just a great pic all around

    • Paula

      No way. I'd want to see those puppies with depth.


      • Paul

        +1 Paula. Back to zero for you. Nice.

    • me?

      extra terrestrial or artificial intelligence

    • Big Los

      I'd bust my left nut for her…

    • Ori

      MOAR !!!

    • moe-larry-curly

      i'd chop off my dick for her….. oh wait

    • http://www.facebook.com/dewaldjohan.olivier Dewald Olivier

      i saw her face and thought nice, scrolled down a bit and was actually shocked for a moment. (jumped a little in my seat)


      I'm in love. Seriously.

    • tgreene

      I would knock your ass out with a right cross and take her from you

    • northerner

      She's a beautiful woman, no doubt at all. BUT. Her tits are too big. Way. Too. Big.

  • Shawn35

    #2, tonight……..YOU

    • naigoto

      I am actually a little bit scared to be honest, I'll definitely check my closet before I go to bed…

    • Big Los

      He wants to be called Spaghetti…

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #43 – Great scenery.

    • biscuit

      too bad shes skinny as fuck….look at her legs

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        kinda scary.

        • Jules

          Kinda shoppy

    • dudeBro

      She fainted cause she is hungry.

  • Fizzled


    • Ohforfuckssake

      i would like to see the photo from 3 seconds after this……..

    • WTFever

      That looks like a split-Y formation…

      • BloodScrubber

        going after the ….tight-end……

  • lance

    #42 A, B, or C Chivers?

    • WTFever

      D. All of the above

    • ZackShamberg

      fuck that shit like a boss!!

      • McBeastie

        That's the only way you're going to get any.

    • Seldi84

      Like a boss.

    • GI Joe

      D: Pull her back out a little, spread and nom….

    • Dub Genus

      B, then C, then A. Then D (Receive Sammich).

      • Dub Genus


    • Drunkula



    • McBeastie

      Since when is rape considered "like a boss"?

      • http://yourmomma.com Mook

        Screw that shit, I'd fuck that rabbit.

    • Don_Aguelo


  • RobbieBobbie

    #11 #17
    GEEEZUS! alert alert alert! lower back problems!

    • hjk

      I was watching that game and that screenshot was on for 1 millisecond. Great work. #17

      • T.T. Tiger

        F-k-U !!!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    #20 – Only after a LOT of beer.

    • the truth


    • Pudge

      #20, the duckface just means it's not the perfect photo.. Laderhosen, Beer, hot chicks, tits….so close

  • hyduken

    #16 is that the baby from the hangover?

    • WTFever

      not at the table, Carlos…

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    /WHOIS #11

    • RobbieBobbie

      im gonna guess Jordan Carver

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        damn these bitches that wont show it all. As if you save some amount of dignity by posing with your hands over your nipples as opposed to naked. Just like a hooters girl…you're still a stripper in my eyes, you just suck at your job.

        • GlibTongue

          You think maybe if we stopped paying attention to these ladies for a little while, and gave them far less attention than they deserve for consistently appearing with some form of clothing on…that they would be forced to up their game and finally go nude?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Sgt.Shnooky Sebastian Barison

      Jordan Carver

  • brad


    • Stablu

      I'd hit it.

    • Logic76

      Now that's a gap!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      i just really didnt know what to think on that one.

    • The Mule

      It's Paula!!!!

    • There I Fixed It

      1. Cover the bottom half of that photo
      2. Smile

    • metalmountainco

      Agreed! I will donate another $5 if they take that picture down.

    • Reinaldo

      Just filter it with adblock :P

    • rdh014

      still doable…don't know if I'd tell anyone, though.

      • SeaBassEX

        She's a moped.

    • Jason


  • ISU Birds

    #33 At least she knew where she was supposed to be and what she was supposed to be doing.

    • GI Joe

      I LOL'd…..ISU FTW

    • thetech2

      baaahaaahaaaa thats right bitch step off after you make me a sammich

  • hyduken

    oh ya and #17 they we're panning the crowd and showing all these elderly woman for bob knight and then finished it off with her. it was hilarious. rockchalk baby

    • Ira Ulrich

      ROCK CHALK!!!!

    • Bear

      find her Chive!!!!!

  • WTFever

    Let me get that for you…

  • aosux

    #22 I want to be a ref!

  • Kris

    #37 mmmmmmmmm DAT ASS!!!!!!

    • Benny

      Pornstar by the name Jynx Maze.

    • Kjell King

      She got Dumps like a truck…

    • Paddy

      That is a thing of beauty. I have officially converted to an ass man.

    • heavyD

      Looks like J Lo's ass ..

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      here is the information you have been looking for: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/fi69j/is_th

  • Kjell King

    #7 Busted!

    • Ace

      Rule #1 of being a snarky, passive aggressive bitch should be that you have to know how to spell.

      I too hope the "ecocism" was successful.

      • Ace

        damn, shoulda known better than to put a number in there.

  • Kjell King

    #1 I was wondering where I left her.

  • Question

    #37 – Would you?

    • putnam120

      I think you meant to ask, who wouldn't?

    • that guy

      I would

    • Lev

      Yes, uncontrollably.

    • Wolfram

      No. Neither of them.

      • rdh014

        My gaydar redlined on your remark, Wolfie…

        • Wolfram

          Well, unfortunately I don't like overweight, ugly, disease ridden pornstars. But, I would fuck #11 till my dick fell off.

          • rdh014

            Then I'd glady fall into line after you.

    • Takingbackcider

      What kind of foolish question is that?! Of course!

    • Pants

      Hell to the yes.

  • Janice

    #34, you only get 1 BJ a month? poor boy, i even blow my husband at least 3 times a month and I could do much, much better.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      you are a god amongst women.

    • hyduken

      i think you might be my wife…you use your real name on here?

    • me want a BJ

      3 times a month…even that is a travesty!
      Im sure Im not the only dude that can honestly say that I enjoy a good BJ more than a hump every once in a while.
      3 times a week should be the minimum.
      He will only treat you better the more you do it…this is fact!

      • dean

        yeah dude, no way could i maintain a relationship with a chick who doesn't do it at least once a week. and not being selfish, i'll reciprocate, i got no problems going downtown, i'll lick a chick from head to toe if she deserves it.
        but i know this guy who is married to this chick and she doesn't put out anymore at all, and she doesn't even work. she says her reason for not working is that she is married, she doesn't have to. he even works two jobs, which is ridiculous, but they have kids so he's screwed if he leaves or cheats.
        yet another reason to never get married in north america.

      • Lau

        Maybe it's because I am 22 idk but I have been with my bf for 8 years and I am at least pulling 5-7 times a week. I do it more for my pleasure than his.

        • Every Man

          I love you.

    • Dub Genus

      Then you should. Why limit yourself?

    • thetech2

      less talk more cock

    • hyduken

      Just wait til you start trying to have kids. beej's are a reward after 3 days of "I'm fertile, come on…I'm fertile, come on…I'm fertile, come on…we should probably do it one more time, come on!" Trust me, it sounds great but it's exhausting

  • WTFever

    You give them to Pedobear???

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      It is a costume… Like a boss.

  • babymistakes

    #42 This makes absolutely no sense.

    • Tean_Zu

      Exactly what I thought. It should be "Just before you ~finish, pull it out."

  • Done

    #3 mind the gap!

  • Brad

    #11 – Must…look…at…her…eyes…while…talking…to…
    Ah, screw it! Can't be done.

    • M J

      Just say that you're looking into the eyes on her shirt.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mgs1986 Mauricio Galvis

        After I saw that picture, I felt my head collapsing in half like that smiley on her t-shirt. I also did that smiley grin, all tampered with by the curves
        Sensory overload

    • Marshall

      Holy crap you're right, she has eyes. Didn't notice that before.

    • Paula

      It's a magical picture. If you stare at it, after about 5 minutes a face and background will appear.


      • The Real D. Nozzle

        paula wins the trophy for most improved poster.

        • Paula

          Hey if it isn't my biggest fan :)
          Anyway there can't be any improvement; there's too many different Paula personalities wondering around Hotel California (=The Chive).


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