The Chivers could use a happy Valentine’s Day. Send us your photos, Chivettes!

sexy chivettes The Chivers could use a happy Valentines Day. Send us your photos, Chivettes!

Our Chivettes are officially the biggest thing on the internet these days. Click here for a solid explanation as to why. Last week’s SC was viewed by 3.9 million people… amazing. But our ‘Sexy Chivers’ is nothing without our Chivettes. And we really want to make this week a hit, it’s Valentine’s Day after all. Here is what to do:

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘Hi Chivers’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country!

Chive On!

John

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  • tiny tim

    last week's sexy chivers was fucking outstanding

    • Michel Payette

      I must agree with ya…can't wait for this week's. It's gettin betta and betta!!! 😀

  • parker

    bravo, Chivettes, bravo

  • Vince

    We need a "Chivette Hump Day" Gallery…. (can't get enuff of that swwweeet booty)

    • E-Money

      I second this!

      • nzchiver

        Third!!!!

        • Ched

          YES…fourth

          • hohoho

            i fifth-nd that statement

    • greg

      I 6th

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Hollywood = phony?? No fucking way!! I miss certain aspects of L.A……that being NOT one of them.

    • Wolfram

      Damnit man you say that on every one of these sexy chivette posts. It's not clever, it was never clever.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Hey FuckStain……..it's the only time I've said that…….theChive reposts the comments, everytime they update the Sexy Chivettes post. It was three weeks ago.

        • Wolfram

          Well that's pretty fucked up then. Dickwad.

    • Holden Caulfield

      "Hey, you know who lives in this house!? A GREAT BIG PHONY! That’s right, a phony lives here. A BIG FAT PHONY!"

  • Dunny_

    I for one would like to know which actresses are discussing this and why the HELL aren't they submitting pictures.
    Don't think there's a rule against celebrities submitting sexy, self portrait in the mirror taken pictures…

    • batex

      I expect most celebrities without their aid of photoshop are actually quite muntish compared to good 'ol natural chivettes!

  • Eddie Murphy

    You Chivettes kick ass!!! Eddie Murphy ——————————————————————>

    • The Dude

      how do you tell if an old school Chiver has not been around in a while?

      Chris Farley ———————————————————————>

      • Morgan Freeman

        Only old school chivers would understand.

        • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

          purple blob thingey
          ———————————————————->

    • MattFoley

      you, sir, are awesome

  • Slick

    Agreed, it's time the Celebs contribute. I also agree about the Chivette Hump Day.
    Hell, why don't the celebs send some tush shots?

  • Jedi

    The chivettes rock, thank you ladies. that being said… PISTOL GIRL!!! MOAR!!!!

    • jordan

      Google SexyLette. You will find your pistols and then some.

      • Lil Jon

        Wrong – That isn't her. We've cleared this up some time ago. Way to get my hopes up fuckface!

  • El BrandO

    Congrats, Chivettes. This is your world, I'm just living in it.

  • 50-50

    Yeah we need to start doing themed Chivettes to change things up. I mean I'm not going to complain about the awesomely awesomeness of the awesome Chivettes and their clothing habits…or lack thereof. I think we could just use some spice in the mix….not that there isn't spice….you know what I mean…

  • jordan

    #17 made me see Jesus

  • jordan

    Pistol girl=SexyLette. Plenty of her to find.

    • moar

      epic fail

  • Mr_Rob

    Well chivettes, before seeing anything, we must raise some claps for you. That's a nice way to serve your country!

    (thank God our chivettes haven't asked for a chivers only post… ophtalmologists from all around the world should have a flood of people popping out his eyes!)

    • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

      I've been wondering if theBerry has the same thing, but not so curious as to go and find out.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        well, I wanna see the Hot Guys of the Chive 😥

        • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

          guess I better get back in the gym… and by I, I mean we, the collective males of the Chivery

          • Mr_Rob

            Damn! Busted! (I will tape the webcam of this stupid PC, just in case…)

        • Brittany Bergquist

          I second this.

  • mipo2010

    Worldwide Chivette domination = awesome!!! However keeps the f*ckin celebrities out of the post!!!

  • Dozer

    Chive, I would like to see a post on the queen lady from V. Oh, her daughter on the show also.

  • paulhitchcock

    Chivettes rule. Thanks ladies, for being the internet phenomenon that you are. Our Fridays are all a little (okay, a LOT) brighter because of you.

    John and Leo, don't change anything with the Chivettes. The posts are perfect as they are.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    oh…no global? 😦 i guess i have to delete my pics then…:'( or not lol

    • Dunny_

      on a side note…that is an excellent profile pic Diana.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

        thanks 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=32101750 Marc D'Annunzio

    I think there should be a chivettes vs the "real" version of celebs, I would put my money on some of the chivettes over the celebs….

  • fishing

    Whoa nice carp mouth. Here fishy fishy fishy I got a wormy for ya.

  • Thorzyan

    Know what would be awesome? If whatever pathetic intern who is in charge of updating the content on the iPhone app actually did their job more often than once a fortnight! WTF CHIVE?

  • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

    Know what would be awesome? If Hollywood didn't take over theChive!!! I love seeing REAL chivettes, not stupid Hollywood fakes… I hope that theChive keeps sexy chivettes and we don't start getting photoshopped pics of models and such. Not that I'm against that, they just don't belong with our chivettes. Although, if some girls get the jump start into modeling, singing, acting or whatever their hearts desire; let it be known that you have MY support and hopefully the support of the Chivery. Thank you Chive for bringing us back to our senses and getting away from the "Hollywood Glam."

    • Word

      Amen.

    • Wolfram

      Unfortunately tuesday's and tomorrow's chivettes are both models =/

      I mean they're hot and have "chive" somewhere in a few photos but… they're not "regular girls" like we get on Fridays.

  • dean

    i dunno, these chive girl posts are my least favorite part of the website.
    i'll never see these girls irl, so i won't bang any of them, and i'm not 14, so unless they show nipple or something i could care less about some random chick with too many clothes on.

    • Baldy

      So why dont you go fuck yourself instead

    • Wolfram

      Pretty sure 14yr olds would care more about seeing nip than a mature man who can appreciate raw beauty.

  • BloodScrubber

    Still waiting for the Chivette BodyPainting Contest. 😉
    Make it happen Leo.

    • Whitnasty

      This Chivette has some body paint that I'd be willing to bet couldn't be topped. Just sayin.

      • BloodScrubber

        Challenge accepted. B)

  • kent

    What's funny is that half of the supposed "Canadian Chivettes" were actually pictures of American models that Canadians decided to put text over claiming they were Canadian.

    Seriously, for instance "Mia from Quebec" is actually a well known burlesque model from LA, California, USA. Most of the pictures were just taken from google image search and people put text over them.

    • Cavall

      Citation needed.

    • Ron

      Let's see your sources.

  • Chris M

    How about an "Avid Chiver" post? Regular commenters submit photos so we can put a face to the name.

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