Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Error404

    and not a single fuck was given that day………

    • ryan

      i think we've reached the point where that phrase has been overused just a little

      • Aye Aye

        Amen to that.

      • DaddyD

        Yes and no. We've reached a point where some Chivers think that they can get thumbs up just be using a standard phrase.

        But this line, on the right photo, will always get a laugh. This just isn't the right photo.

    • kikiklas

      Request to chive: Please stop renumbering pictures.

    • Stevo

      standard phrases? all you have to do to get thumbs up on chive now is to just put the number of the hot chick's picture in your post. Laziness man.

      • Jessica Condrey

        Your right about that sir. Random Gallery with 30 pics- 10 of them are of women- all comments on those 10 pics. Rinse and repeat

    • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

      And not a single thumbs-up was given that day.

  • Tony

    #7: Always thought Eddie Murphy had a swelled head…..

    • http://news.theonewiththeguy.com Tipsy Trivia

      I dont think they got the gap in his teeth to scale…you think the brain inside is off as well?

  • SkumBum


  • Ed Debevic

    These posts need some dick! Om nom nom!!!

    • Maynard B.

      Dude, get help.

    • fry

      Why don't you and Paula get a room.

      • Phillip

        Why don't you stop mentioning Paula?

        • mgreen

          Yes please. Giving her reasons to say dumb shit.

          • JoeBodyKnows

            Hey Ed, screw these guys, you want dick, do get it. Good luck in your dick quest.

  • Saru

    #9 is a totally awesome movie.

    • JerryJones

      One of my all time favorites. Awesome soundtrack as well.

    • SJay


      • misschris

        Couldn't agree more! Love that movie, and it turned me on to Violent Femmes.

    • Jack

      Absolutely Agree!

      It's on my top 5 list.

      I love the quicky mart explosion!

    • zilch

      I love when he digs an old joint out of his high school locker, and then murders a guy to "mirror in the bathroom".

      • Brian

        A classic! "Thanks for the pen."

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Cannot agree. Point Break was never underrated in my life. It has always been, and will continue to be, the movie that all other movies strive to beat.
      "You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf? "

      • Mario

        How those reading classes working out for you?

    • abdul

      Yes the quickie mart is awesome. "are you okay"? No I'm not okay…..I'm hurt….have to find a new job

    • http://www.facebook.com/shanewire Shane Houlihan

      I was trying to decide on a movie to watch tonight. That's one problem solved.

    • sfmountainbiker

      I went to Grosse Pointe (you forgot the 'e' on Pointe) South High School when this movie was filmed. They wanted to use the school and students as extras in the movie. The city council rejected their filming license application because they thought the movie might "tarnish" the Grosse Pointe image . The day we found out was a sad, sad day.

  • Lisa_Martin

    #3 Something so satisfying about a T-rex eating Barney.
    #22 I want to do a snowmobile back flip thing. Awesome. I'm glad they didn't die. 😉

    • Vince

      T-rex couldn't take on a unicorn … rainbow power!

  • Joe

    #2 Subway didn't enter Jared's life until his late teens

    • scottdog

      Is that Ronald Reagan?

  • rcf

    can't figure out #16

    • BzukaJoe

      Le Final Frontier

    • mcsgwigga

      Number plate is "Final" the truck is a "Frontier" . . . . .

      • Gecko

        would never of spotted that myself

    • Anonymous

      The license plate says Final. The truck is a Frontier.

  • BigDingo

    #14 Thumbs up for the middle finger up… f*ck Twilight

    • nzchiver

      Thumbs up to a Find Her request!!!!

    • FriskyDingo

      thumbs up for the chive to stop posting pictures of justin bieber and twilight while bitching about how sick they are of them…f*ck contribuing to the problem

      • Peat Moss is Funny

        She may be giving him the finger, but you have to respect Pattinson's "fuck you, I'm rich" grin. Plus the fact that he may be pulling his cock out.

        • NickRob

          False. You don't have to respect anything about him

      • wintercoat

        Agreed wholeheartedly. If you want it to go away, then just let it go the fuck away instead of carrying it on!

    • greg

      too bad it's from a movie scene

  • Keith

    #14 Too bad the sentence doesn't make sense.

    • spacetrader

      Didn't know if it was meant to be some lame American irony.

  • Adrian Green

    I am loving the Bill O'Reilly memes! Thank you to whomever submitted this greatness.

  • tommybhoy

    #11 The man is just Bad-Ass….

    • the truth

      Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

      • The Dude

        shut up.

    • Gern Blanston

      Mind if I do a J?

      • Jessica Condrey

        Old man told me to take any rug in the house

    • Slutlust

      He ain't the man… he's The Dude.

  • guest

    #17 too bad jersey shore doesn't commit suicide every time you read a book

    • naigoto

      Well, committing suicide requires an IQ above zero…

    • mike

      if its snookies book committing suicide then i don't mind

  • V.A.

    #5: Awesome.
    #9:Probably the only good film he ever was in.
    #14: I'm in love with her for that.

    • DaddyD

      Only good film he was ever in? You must be a Twilight fan.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Are you fucking kidding me?! Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure. Second best movie ever (just behind point break of course.) you, my friend, have no class.

      • azhooligan

        #9 is John Cusack not Keanu Reeves.

      • Jak


        • azhooligan


    • Mario

      Better of dead, high fidelity, pushing tin, all awesome.

      • Mario

        Better off dead, that is.

        • azhooligan

          High Fidelity is a great movie

  • DanielB

    #14 This girl wins SO hard, still you gotta admit Bobby P. took it like a boss B)

  • Sanman

    #15 Amazing pic! Need in HQ please!

    • Gecko

      would make a decent wallpaper

      • matthewra

        i knowwww

    • MikeofLA

      This is picture scares the bejesus out of me.

    • Ken

      Yeah, this one made me pause. HQ would be a great idea.

  • David

    #7 lame mayor is lame

    • Vince

      He's also crap at grammar.

      • Jak

        I see what you did there.

    • Gern Blanston

      Beats the hell outta the old one! trust me.

    • OG456

      He's in the NBA Hall of Fame. The last mayor is in prison.

  • Ouboet

    Alec Baldwin has come so far since being an Ice Cream salesman.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #10 #11 this is so "cool"!

    • TheGman

      I live in Minnesota. Where is that, I would love to check that out!

      • Charlie

        I think its Minnehaha, im not the one who posted the pic but i Live in Plymouth and go there often.

    • josh

      That looks like the waterfall from the last of the mohican…….I will find you!!!!

      • Derek

        It's Minnehaha Falls in South Minneapolis.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    does anyone know the link for the video on #22?

    • A Rogers

      Just throw this into your browser, its all over the place. Happened at 2011 X Games

      Caleb and Colton Moore Tandem Snowmobile Backflip

      • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

        thanks man

  • Virulent87

    #14 Like a boss

  • chrisdg74

    #2 – 'merica. Fuck yeah.
    #21 – "Fuck it! We'll do it live. We'll do it LIVE!!!!"

  • bubblerider86

    Awesome mornings are awesome…..^_^

    • Anakrusix

      Indeed. Glad Awesome Mornings are back.

  • Emma Oliver

    I too think Grosse Point Blank deserves more recognition as one of the best films of all time.

  • gifted_beatnik

    why hasn't Obama given that lovely lady a medal for her service to the people?

    • NOUU


      • Justin Hall


        Only charitable donations, hot women, GIFs and DS2 ads.

        • Ron

          No DS2 ads! Plus, Chive doesn't need charitable donations.

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