F#*@k Valentine’s Day (29 photos)

IN keeping with the rediculousness of this holiday, Anastasia International (www.anastasiadate.com), the world’s largest international dating community, has just broken the GUINNESS WORLD RECORD (TM) for Most Kisses Received in One Minute in a charity benefiting the Ukrainian Red Cross Society and to celebrate Valentine’s Day 2011. Held on February 12, 2011, GUINNESS judge Lisa Gibbs officially recognized the group for setting a new record for most kisses received by a single individual in 60 second — 118,

I think we could blow this record out of the water here in America. I think we could easily do 125.

  • tropicgrunt


  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    Yep that about sums it about.

    • Semper

      be my valentine? 🙂

  • Frank

    #16 – Like a Boss.

  • -tj-

    #26… awesome.

    • gaz


    • kikiklas

      there's a big difference between giving someone a card and grabbing their boobies… that being said, valentines ARE f****d.

    • bubblerider86

      Best thing here!!!

  • David


  • John

    #26 someone needs to give this kid a Nobel Prize for literature

  • Tarock

    #20 Pickaxes are so handy.

  • tommybhoy

    #15 I think am going to be sick after seeing that!

    • naigoto

      You think? Let us know when you're sure, will ya?

      On the other hand, her inner beauty must be enormous, ehm…

      • ely whitley

        her inner thighs are enormous! she looks like the group shot from Mr. Potato head's wedding album!

    • Joeyk

      Love sick maybe..

    • Jivemaskter

      I'm gonna fap after seeing that.

    • Jack Bower

      Lol. I bet this is Paula.

  • ely whitley

    that world record is there for the taking!!! those girls weren't even primed and trained- they even had clothes on! I suggest a team of about 20 chivettes in two continuous loops, each joining at the back of their line after they've kissed whoever it is (lets face it, its gonna be someone from THe CHIVE office, like those b*****ds aren't already lucky enough!). a quick hour or so of practice and BAM! CHIVES first world record- and a cool one at that, way better than the most custard held in a foreskin which I would have got if I'd known you were allowed to have it cold.

    • oceanwaiting

      not only that, but have the guy laying down so you can have three lines going, 2 cheeks and forehead

  • Tyler Mars

    #20 wow audi A8…….i dont care what happened, that S*** is F***** up

  • mrjimmyos

    #26 had me cracking up for literally about 10 minutes, thankyou 😀

    • carlos

      Chive should do a column every Monday on this kid, it was genius!!!!
      "ok say it with me…WHAT THE FUCK!!!"


    • bubblerider86

      Makes me glad i can read ^_^

  • http://www.facebook.com/headgear56 Lee Poston

    #3 really made me laugh.

  • mrjimmyos

    Chive can you please find the other articles by Jerry Masterson? I can't seen to find them anywhere!

    EDIT: Oh wait, Portland Mercury has them all 😀

  • surfer21
  • Statan

    More future back problems and nekkid chivettes please.

  • Blargh_Matey

    Of course, being able to spell 'ridiculousness' correctly is a plus.

    • lovebird.

      I don't understand why people seem to struggle with spelling ridiculous so much?!! See that all the time.

  • WTFever

    Dating Season Opens Feb. 15th – Ends Thanksgiving
    No flowers, candy, expensive dinners, or gifts. If you're lucky, her birthday will fall between Thanksgiving and Valentines Day.

    • Marmaduke

      You are a practical man. And to add to your practicality:

      For LTRs, break up just before Thanksgiving and enjoy the December-Valentine's period with hateful off-again-on-again make-up sex, sprinkled with a healthy dose of "I could do better" ventures at the local bars and church outings.

      Feb.15, of course, lets you see the error of your ways, and back to the mundane r'ship.

  • Red Rabbit

    Admit it, you guys just posted that last video so you could squeeze in another Dead Space 2 ad.

  • saltygary

    I wish #26 was my son.

  • Aleja

    #22 The best

  • DanielB

    #26 this kid has been reading a little too much cracked

  • Bordo

    #26 is so right.

  • Danielle

    #24 was pretty funny…until i saw the idiot spelled "bastard" wrong..now who's the dumbass..ha i would have went into hiding

  • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

    #1 pretty much sums up the feeling of anyone who hasn't got a valentines.

  • Wolfram

    #6 – sending link to gf.

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