February 14, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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You should have mocked Steven Segal BEFORE he taught Anderson Silva how to kick ass in the UFC.
Anyone who pays attention to UFC knows he doesn't need help from anyone, especially Segal, to win fights.
That whole thing was just straight up stupid as hell…
"Steven Segal, Lawman"
"Ok Mr. Segallorman here are your tickets, you're in row J"
Chive, thank you for making Mondays bearable
man i love mondays!
#3 i lol'd
#7 is it wrong to find the P taken out of Steven Segal so funny?
7# Steven Seagal, 8th Dan Aikido master with at least a black belt in Karate, Judo and Kendo. Add that to being a crack shot with firearms means yes, he could kick your ass.
Agreed, there's video of him training Anderson Silva. Segal's about 100 lbs heavier but he still can throw a punch faster than you can blink and he toys around with Silva who is clearly not on his level.
Segal is also a Douche. You seem to be forgetting this fun fact. Sure he could kick my ass, but I still don't respect him in the least.
#4 She is using the wrong kind of stick.
Is it just me or does it look like she's trying to drive it right through the windmill?
Does anyone think this guy looks like Carlton from Fresh Prince?
#28 had me LOLin'. #19 had me fappin'.
#6 except paper…and spock
#30 has great boobs
She has some BJ pics and the girls swinging free out there on the interwebz
#13 had to laugh that much, I can't describe X'D
Woman in #19 with the droid onesy- hot, waaay hot.
#5 From any perspective epic.
#21 Not irony, check the dictionary first.
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Need MOAR of #19 Find please
Why haven't I seen this on demand… #26
#13 I have always wanted to Bone a midget…I want to see if I can spin her on my junk.. It helps the SHE is not bad looking.. I'd defenately hit it…
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