Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

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In the spirit of Hump Day, we're going a little tush heavy in the DAR today...

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  • parlay

    #44 Is there a hi-res version of that for me to wallpaper my entire house with?

    • The Dude

      At first I thought it was a Gif so I stared at it for about 10 minutes. Still a good way to spend 10 minutes IMO

      • marvelgirl2

        Me too. I kept waiting for it to move.

    • TheBigMachine

      Love it, but…. is that a string I see on the inside of her left leg? Ewwww?

      • Cogburn

        GOD DAMNIT!

      • Spoons

        wooooww good eye, ya thats kinda gross, and the dude stared at it for 10 minutes holy

      • JDB

        Why did you have to catch that… good one tho

      • The Dude

        rofl she must be a master troll. Good catch

      • Savage

        looks like it connects to something. i'm thinking iPod headphones with the iPod on the bed. We're sending it off to the lad at Langley to get a positive ID.

    • BigDingo

      I pretty much wallpapered my house to that picture already if you know what I mean…

      • Ryan

        Gotta get your red wings!

  • FOBSS

    Yey! First again!

    • Paula

      I can't imagine you, of all millions of semen, were the fastest…

      No hug,
      Paula

      • Jason

        Holy shit, Paula is getting thumbs up!

        • grrr!

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! thumb down thumb down thumb down!

    • thatwasntthequestion

      or, perhaps, not?

    • effemel

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    • BobPlant

      1st fag

  • jacob

    #24 i think your friend needs to learn to close her goddam legs

    • ????

      i think your friend needs to stop wearing underwear.

    • MattFoley

      i think the modelling career requires her to do the opposite of what you say

      • Nick702

        Jacob mind the gap. Her knees are touching in both pics.

    • rdh014

      I think your friend might make it on 'Jersey Shore' or D-bagettes R Us or something…

      • http://www.facebook.com/acasinas Alfred Casinas Jr

        or a Tanning Salon commercial, perhaps?

    • OwnerOfYou

      She needs to regrow her eyebrows, too, cuz they appear to be completely gone and penciled back on

    • BigDingo

      I didn't know people came in that skin color…

    • ostrichman1985

      I think I have seen her in a film where the plot line consisted of:

      (Door Bell Rings); Your friend answers the door, a pizza man enters, he exposes himself through a hole in the box. They bone. Scene.

      • geeg

        i think your friend needs to put her sunglasses back on..

    • JMartin

      "i think your friend needs to learn to close her goddam legs" – We'll just agree to disagree.

    • Zadkiel

      In regards to the last one, she seems to have a butterface.

      • Andrew Strang

        You're all crazy. She's gorgeous.

    • menace

      definetely has more of a porn star look/attitude

    • montez

      All of the replies to this are funny.:D

  • FOBSS

    Oops sorry didnt see the first coment, but im still the best and you know it!

    • josh

      toolbox!!

    • db3300

      Most of the 'first' morons would have just taken their wounded and gone away. You chose to make a fool out of yourself twice.

    • Shitfaced

      You sir, are a turd.

    • BobPlant

      dick……. i know second

  • Paula

    #4, well that's me of course!

    Hugs,
    Paula

    • ryan

      gettin' a little old

      • Paula

        The monkey trap still works like a charm though.
        (see # 1 here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/monkey_trap)

        Hugs,
        Paula

        • Skye

          God you piss me off so much but I gotta give you credit for your last comment. Kudos. People are going to hate me for saying that, fuck it.

    • sully23

      back to your shitty lame comments. you suck

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      "Shut the fuck up Donny!!"

      • R-Dub

        "You're out of your element!"

    • kisses

      Hugs Paula

    • DingoDanny

      Paula, I'm quite sure Broom Stick Lady is seriously offended now.

      • Paula

        LOL🙂

        Hugs,
        Paula

  • BubbleButts

    #22 – 5 out of the 6 girls are blind…..I have a shot!

    • DCMOFO

      They're just wearing reverse burqas.

      • enigmajes

        HA FUNNY ASS SHIT THE NEW MIDDLE EAST LOL

    • mrjimmyos

      I was cracking up

    • Erik

      I didn't notice the blindfolds until your comment, only cheetah print…haha

  • maury

    #5 i feel like i just looked in the mirror, only with a tuna melt

    • Mike

      Is that CAD on the left monitor ha

    • Random Crazy Person

      Hey Chive, thanks for making my lunch better since 2009!

    • efrainoscar

      just saw that pasta lunch box and I got hungry… I'm dieting right now, dammit.

    • centerofanapple

      This has to be USMA.

    • pointgiven108

      I feel like I just looked in a mirror, cause that's exactly what I had today. good call Chive!

    • SirDerpalot

      And the girl from 4E.

  • V.A.

    #17, #19 ftw.

    • Giggity

      #17 is a fake from the movie Superbad :p

      • Mr Obvious

        OMG Really? What movie again?

      • V.A.

        You don't say.

      • Bryan

        Really? Ya think?

      • Dub Genus

        Oh, now that you mention it, I think I do recall this particular image being a part of that movie.

        Good thing it wasn't a prominent part of the movie, otherwise everyone would have known it was from Superbad and you would have just looked like a total tool for pointing out the ridiculously obvious.

        This reminds me of this website that posts pictures several times per week day…. Gawwdd I can't remember the url.

    • Jake

      Name is McLovin, but the signature is McLoving. Must be 'shopped.

      • The Other Jake

        And i seen alot of shops in my time.

      • Anonymous

        You can't explain that!

  • Random

    #37 nice gap juxtaposition

    • Grammar Ninja

      It's the Golden Gap. Me likey…

    • Bobsky

      Where the sun don't…..nvm…

    • Dunny_

      Nice use of the word "juxtaposition".

      • Nunya

        ditto

    • Clay

      Not a correct use of the word…

  • Giggity

    #22 omg…find the girl immediately right of the girl who's not 'censored' out!

    • RealJerseyBean

      May as well go the whole hog and find them all!

    • Laina

      As the contributor of this photo (aka Laina), I will fill you in on mystery girl's deetz:

      1.Her name is Marissa.
      2. She is amazing.
      3. She just got married to an equally amazing man a few weeks ago.

      Sorry bud.

      • snookie.smoosh2x

        I think theCHIVE should dedicate a whole post to you Laina and your friends! Including Marissa of course!

        • Laina

          Thank you for the love!

          I suppose I should give a shout out to my former roommate Ted Stanley, since he was the genius behind the the whole "aerially tit-tastic" concept that night. (Miss you, tedly.)

    • marriedDudeBro

      You know what? I didn't even notice that their eyes were blacked out until you mentioned it. Seems kind of redundant.

  • lando

    #16, #17
    Benito, I've got some bad news

    • TOMAS

      Ay ay ay Benito…McLovin is a legend!!!

    • Negrodamas

      Superbad news…

    • BobSugar

      lolz… Brazil is stuck in the 90s. Their women make up for it.

    • David

      I don't live even near the US and I know thats from superbad, and McLovin it's awesome

    • Aly

      I have additional bad news, you spelled Brazil wrong.

      • Ian

        If he's actually from Brazil, he spelt it correctly, as that is how Brazilians spell it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cecilia.pedro Cecilia Fiorani Faccin

      Benito…You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy… Please go watch Superbad and stop making us Brazilians look bad!

      • Its-a me, Mario

        I read the comment, than I read the name. It's a pleasure, miss Faccin…

    • http://www.criaancaperpetua.wordpress.com Joe

      Man, this Benito tryied to be Funny? I didn't get it. Or is he is really that… dense?
      Man, 5 years ago I made a fake Id just to resemble this one… And I live in Brasil.

      • http://www.criancaperpetua.wordpress.com Joe

        ops, 3 years.

  • EZEE

    #37

    I have seen the light!

    • SeaBassEX

      And it is GOOD!

    • ????

      and it tastes great!

    • wintercoat

      Seriously Chive, give us a post dedicated to "the gap". DO IT! DON'T THINK, JUST DO!!!

  • chrisdg74

    #1 – Introducing the all-wheel drive Rascal.

  • McAwesome

    Hurray DAR!

  • John

    #32 #33 what the hell am I looking at?

    • joshdyk87

      Mirrors. For watching while fucking.

    • BubbleButts

      So they can have sex and look in the mirror but not be so obvious about it – mirrors hidden behind picture

    • Gordon Gecko

      Not too familiar with the awesomeness of fucking with mirrors all over the place? Too bad, try it

    • Jacob

      never used or watch in a mirror, $hit is bad a$$, see what it does to her too, if she never has done it, you'll catch her always glancing over and watching!🙂

    • kodakkid

      you do realize that's one of the worst shop jobs out there.Why does the beds reflection go 2 ft past the mirror.

      • JstevensF

        The main mirror has two pull out mirrors on each side. If you took a second to look at a picture before accusing it of being shopped you'd realise this. You clearly cannot tell by some of the pixels nor have you you seen many shops in your time.

    • Ryan

      Your parent's bedroom

    • Charles

      obviously if you don't know what that is, you're looking at a lonely future my friend!

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #8 #19 #22 #24 #31 #41 #44 – So much win.

    • The Dude

      Looks like Tetris and of course i only get those messed up cubes.

      And now that song is stuck in my head

  • Wolfram

    #6 either Shay or Wonder Woman… either way, good job!

    • OwnerOfYou

      Shay IS Wonder Woman

    • BigDingo

      Can't it be both?

    • GK-4

      maybe the next photoshoot?

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #21 Rock on!

    • the truth

      Fuck that shit. God, I hate metal.

      • Gern Blanston

        Thats irrelevant, thats funny shit my man

      • Foo Mahn

        no need to worry, maybe in a couple years when your balls drop down and you stop listening to Bieber you'd have the ability to make a valid musical critique

  • hoovus

    #37 I think its a sign from god

    • marriedDudeBro

      It's saying "Yes, this place is warm and it's where you want to be."

  • joshdyk87

    #8. Please find her, Chive!

    • Nick702

      She's right there in the kitchen where she's suppose to be.

      • mrjimmyos

        I shouldn't laugh, but I did

      • vbto

        OMFG. Well done Nick702. I shouldn't laugh either but I could not help it and now there is rice and peas everywhere!! Wife looking at me asking what is so funny, need to think fast….

    • Sharky

      goddamn, that's an exemplary wife

    • Tomatso

      Remove hipster glasses and its the perfect woman

    • MMAN87

      Lemme give you a hand with that, cutie pie :p

  • WTFever

    #18
    Breakfast of Champions

  • chrisdg74

    #13 – But why is there snow in the kitchen?

  • Drew

    #29 – Elmer Fudd Murray? Fantastic.

    • BobPlant

      bill murray oh so funny – he was funny 2 decades ago, you must be in your 60s

  • Shawn35

    #41 FTW to the end the day……beautiful

    • Zuft

      Yea its nice, but did it give anyone else a headache from looking too many times?

    • Josh

      I believe we have greg williams photgraphy to thank for that. Go check out his site. The girl is pretty amazing. Look in the portfolio tab. You'll find another video of her. He also takes some pretty amazing photos of celebrities, especially Daniel Craig.

    • tom

      that happens to be megan fox's replacement in the new transformers film.
      heres the rest of the vid.


      thank me later

      • allan

        Thank You!

      • Videoidiot

        Lack of blood flow to the head FTW!

  • Patrick

    #8 #44 MOAR

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