Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

At first I thought it was a Gif so I stared at it for about 10 minutes. Still a good way to spend 10 minutes IMO

Love it, but…. is that a string I see on the inside of her left leg? Ewwww?

I pretty much wallpapered my house to that picture already if you know what I mean…

I can't imagine you, of all millions of semen, were the fastest…

No hug,
Paula

or, perhaps, not?

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1st fag

i think your friend needs to stop wearing underwear.

i think the modelling career requires her to do the opposite of what you say

I think your friend might make it on 'Jersey Shore' or D-bagettes R Us or something…

She needs to regrow her eyebrows, too, cuz they appear to be completely gone and penciled back on

I didn't know people came in that skin color…

I think I have seen her in a film where the plot line consisted of:

(Door Bell Rings); Your friend answers the door, a pizza man enters, he exposes himself through a hole in the box. They bone. Scene.

"i think your friend needs to learn to close her goddam legs" – We'll just agree to disagree.

In regards to the last one, she seems to have a butterface.

definetely has more of a porn star look/attitude

All of the replies to this are funny.:D

toolbox!!

Most of the 'first' morons would have just taken their wounded and gone away. You chose to make a fool out of yourself twice.

You sir, are a turd.

dick……. i know second

gettin' a little old

back to your shitty lame comments. you suck

"Shut the fuck up Donny!!"

Hugs Paula

Paula, I'm quite sure Broom Stick Lady is seriously offended now.

They're just wearing reverse burqas.

I was cracking up

I didn't notice the blindfolds until your comment, only cheetah print…haha

Is that CAD on the left monitor ha

Hey Chive, thanks for making my lunch better since 2009!

just saw that pasta lunch box and I got hungry… I'm dieting right now, dammit.

This has to be USMA.

I feel like I just looked in a mirror, cause that's exactly what I had today. good call Chive!

And the girl from 4E.

#17 is a fake from the movie Superbad :p

Name is McLovin, but the signature is McLoving. Must be 'shopped.

It's the Golden Gap. Me likey…

Where the sun don't…..nvm…

Nice use of the word "juxtaposition".

Not a correct use of the word…

May as well go the whole hog and find them all!

As the contributor of this photo (aka Laina), I will fill you in on mystery girl's deetz:

1.Her name is Marissa.
2. She is amazing.
3. She just got married to an equally amazing man a few weeks ago.

Sorry bud.

You know what? I didn't even notice that their eyes were blacked out until you mentioned it. Seems kind of redundant.

Ay ay ay Benito…McLovin is a legend!!!

Superbad news…

lolz… Brazil is stuck in the 90s. Their women make up for it.

I don't live even near the US and I know thats from superbad, and McLovin it's awesome

I have additional bad news, you spelled Brazil wrong.

Benito…You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy… Please go watch Superbad and stop making us Brazilians look bad!

Man, this Benito tryied to be Funny? I didn't get it. Or is he is really that… dense?
Man, 5 years ago I made a fake Id just to resemble this one… And I live in Brasil.

And it is GOOD!

and it tastes great!

Seriously Chive, give us a post dedicated to "the gap". DO IT! DON'T THINK, JUST DO!!!

Mirrors. For watching while fucking.

So they can have sex and look in the mirror but not be so obvious about it – mirrors hidden behind picture

Not too familiar with the awesomeness of fucking with mirrors all over the place? Too bad, try it

never used or watch in a mirror, $hit is bad a$$, see what it does to her too, if she never has done it, you'll catch her always glancing over and watching!

you do realize that's one of the worst shop jobs out there.Why does the beds reflection go 2 ft past the mirror.

Your parent's bedroom

obviously if you don't know what that is, you're looking at a lonely future my friend!

Looks like Tetris and of course i only get those messed up cubes.

And now that song is stuck in my head

Shay IS Wonder Woman

Can't it be both?

maybe the next photoshoot?

Fuck that shit. God, I hate metal.

It's saying "Yes, this place is warm and it's where you want to be."

She's right there in the kitchen where she's suppose to be.

goddamn, that's an exemplary wife

Remove hipster glasses and its the perfect woman

Lemme give you a hand with that, cutie pie :p

bill murray oh so funny – he was funny 2 decades ago, you must be in your 60s

Yea its nice, but did it give anyone else a headache from looking too many times?

I believe we have greg williams photgraphy to thank for that. Go check out his site. The girl is pretty amazing. Look in the portfolio tab. You'll find another video of her. He also takes some pretty amazing photos of celebrities, especially Daniel Craig.

that happens to be megan fox's replacement in the new transformers film.
heres the rest of the vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfekqFrlZNc

thank me later