Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

  • thomas

    #13 is gettin' fat-bombed

    • bubblerider86

      Is that the chick who does the "broom trick" behind her?

      • Ron

        I want to be on you.

      • 123

        It looks like Charlie Wies to me.

  • felix

    #45 The Chivery eh?

    • Anxious

      Pray tell

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      how do i join? i like boobs.xD

      • OwnerOfYou

        you're in.

    • Dub Genus

      i just came – so apparently this doesn't include me.

    • bluthfan

      i will cry if this means paying for awesome 😦

      • ragdollRiot

        no paying for chive would be a deal breaker for me…unless its something just plain uber awesome

        • Slurm

          Uber awesome like a motha ucking decoder ring?

      • dean

        dude, then you can just go to the other sites where all this stuff is ripped from, no biggie.
        i'm actually curious as to what the percentage of oc on here is, tbh.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'd like a decoder cockring

      • LeonardoB

        Don't code it in the first place no ring needed sorted

  • izzo

    #21 obviously she is a bowler

  • Random

    #8 & #24 – find them !!

    • shinsch

      #8 MEH … #24 Yes Please!

      • Da bomb

        reverse that

    • Moncholo

      +1 on number 8

  • Paula

    #12 Bleach FTW

    – the troll you love to hate

    • James

      Shit, now i can't watch Bleach.

    • Shitfaced

      I don't like your new tag line. It needs work.

    • Jimmy

      Why would anyone care so much to love hating. When I think of someone I hate, there is nothing to do with love in any of it. It's not like I'm sitting there thinking "man fuck I hate that guy, i fucking LOVE hating him it's so GREAT." Stupid signature is stupid.

      • Paula

        Still works that way though. Why else would (like someone wrote a few days ago) one scroll trhough the comments looking for Paula posts… just to thumb them down? It's a form of addiction I guess.
        PS James you don't Watch bleach, you Read it. The manga is allways better than the anime. Chapter 437 is out on mangastream.com btw.

        – the troll you love to hate

        • Jules

          I don't go looking for your posts, they just burn my eyes when I'm reading the posts anyway. PS. I only hate you and there's nothing to love about that……Please combust into flames at any time:) Thanks

          • Paula

            I just tried to by lighting a fart but no luck. Do need a new cat now though.

            – the one you love to hate

    • Bernard Mamo

      Find Paula! i wanna see your face

      • Bernard Mamo

        i mean i wanna see who's the face behind these posts

      • BobPlant

        paul is a dude

  • oren

    #42, #46 #21 and let's throw in our chivette #11 for good measure

    • Nunya

      Each thread should with something like #46… each and every thread.

  • Thrice

    Ok, this made my day.

  • Nick702

    #8 Robin wait for me in the car

    • Wolfram

      She's amazing.

    • TheDarkKnight

      Daddy likely…. send her to the Bat Cave, I'll be waiting

  • DanielB

    #8 I just got a batiboner

    • cwhoa

      would that be a batboner made by apple?

  • Maxwell f.

    #46 Dual Gaps

    • TCUchiver

      wondering if the Chive is just teasing us or if this is part of the ultimate scheme to give them their OWN gallery. every time i see that picture i die a little inside….need MOAR

    • joao

      these girls are brazilian. Lidia Barbieri and Monique Luchese, left right.. magnificent

  • chrisdg74

    #24 – Yes I would.
    #42 – MOAR!!

    • People

      No one cares.

      • chrisdg74

        Apparently you cared enough to comment. Tool.

        • People

          Yeah, I know I'm awesome. But seriously, pls stop wasting precious space allotted for actually funny, insightful and/or original comments. Kthx.

          • oh4fuckssake

            obviously not leading by example.

            I second Chris, you are a tool.

            • Don_Aguelo

              I disagree with you both: he's not a tool, he's a douche.

            • Tool

              Actually, that comment was WAY more original than Chris'….

  • Nick702

    #42 what a lucky pole

    • Hot

      Her name is Cristina Del Basso

      • Hot
        • its_forge

          Pretty girl except for those plastic things she's had sewn onto her.

        • Frankie Muniz

          how about putting NSFW after the link dipshit

        • yea yea

          Scumbag Steve posts link
          Gets everyone fired because it was NSFW..

    • thismenu

      That pole was saggy just moments before this photo.

  • 2857

    #43 – wisconsin teachers have resorted to the dirtbag steve defense, unfortunate.

    • Derp

      yeah… it's 'scumbag' steve, but cool story bro.

      • 2857

        i was going for the alliteration of the d's – dirtbag defense – thanks though, bro.

    • Bryan

      Bunch of babies. Earn your benefits like everyone else.

      • OwnerOfYou

        that's what they were trying to protect.

        • jimbo

          They still have them. They will just have to be fair about it and earn them like the rest of America.

          • Jay

            And educated spoiled brats isn't earning them? I swear, some people think teachers hang out all day in the teacher lounge drinking whiskey.

          • ...


      • ROK

        they're supposed to be teaching our kids but they are all down on state street getting shitfaced right now while the rest of us have to go to work tomorrow. assholes.

        • common sense

          if you were getting your rights taken away, wouldn't you be protesting too, or would u just take it like a bitch? honestly they are just trying to protect themselves because if they didn't no one else would.

      • Shilling

        "Earn your benefits?" Presumably, you earn benefits by doing your job, but only so long as those benefits remain a standard offering in the marketplace. If you are so deluded as to believe that businesses just started offering health care and retirement plans out of the kindness of their money-grubbing hearts, then frankly, you're the infant.

        Unions are the reason that these benefits are maintained at the level they are in this country. Whether your company is union or not, they are competing for employees with union shops. Those are simple, provable facts that have been tested and published over and over. Fanatical libertarian nuttiness won't change that.

    • livenlove

      Clearly none of you know what's going on…
      scott walker is trying to take away the right for unions to negotiate. ie. screwing over the middle class.

      • BzukaJoe

        How are they getting shitfaced? ROK and Scott Walker are the kind of Republicans that can only think of themselves.

      • Smt

        State-employee unions, not all unions. Get the facts straight. That does not = "screwing over the middle class" – government employees shouldn't be in unions in the first place. It's what has completely screwed California. 20 states don't allow it already.

        • Charlie

          So just due to being a Government employee that somehow takes away your right to be in a union? Wisconsin is kind of fucked at the moment, good to be in Minnesota 🙂

        • livenlove

          well its defiantly not hurting the upper class…. who's left..

        • its_forge

          When they're telling you you don't get a raise this year even though your classroom is going to be 10% bigger, and you're going to be buying your classroom supplies out of your own money, and no, you can't hire a part-time assistant this year because we can't afford to pay them, because the School Board just got a new building with Italian marble floors and polished-brass handrails on the staircases, you kinda want to have someone to sit down with them and tell them fuck you, we're not taking your bullshit anymore.

          • livenlove

            beautifully said. 🙂

            • its_forge

              And precisely what happened in Orlando where I grew up. My kids were using portable classrooms that were already old when *I* went to that same school, and I walked in one and my foot about sank through the floor, so I went down to the school board building to lodge a complaint and holy crap, I haven't seen such opulence since that time I walked in a five-star resort hotel in Europe. I asked somebody about it and they said "yeah it's a completely different budget." I'm like oh, that makes it okay then WHAT!!????

              • ...

                i haz it

  • tom

    #45 I wanna know what's behind that fucking door

    • Dad

      Spoiler alert… your mom.

      • Lil Jon

        Dipshit alert – Tonight… YOU!

      • Jimmy

        mom jokes, someone is original and witty.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      A Sexy Party….with all the Chivettes…

    • dajesus

      I bet it's a store chock full of Chive gear. That, or another door. Or seashells. I hope it's seashells.

      • Baldy

        I would friggen love some chive gear.

        • Greg

          I want a fucking decoder ring dammit!

          • eyeguy

            John and Leo, did you hear that we want F*cking Chive decoder rings!

            • zzz

              and boobs… i'd love some boobs

              and tush

  • HOT

    #13 Broom lady, is that you?

    • Alfred

      WTF with the guy behind

      • http://twitter.com/Kcilorak @Kcilorak

        It's Paula…

    • 123

      I'm pretty sure it's Charlie Weis

  • ohmyguinness

    #31 more! #35 WIN!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Ha ha, Those were my two favorites too! The Bukkake one make me laugh out loud!

  • Richard Nixon

    #20 The Bat Cat is a bad ass

    • P-diddy

      i think the best part is at the end when the cat gives the "yeah, i just caught a fucking bat" look

  • Lisa_Martin

    #42 Every time I see it I hope it'll be a gif. It never is. 😦

    • Jason

      what is going on there?

    • idk

      so u like ladies too uh

  • WTFever


  • Some Body

    #32 I LOL'd so much. Been in that situation.

  • bubblerider86

    Great posts today….all good things begin wih DAR ^_^

    • Anonymous

      Except for Darfur!

      • Anonymous


    • Luke

      Or DARth Vader <– technically the opposite of good.

      • Anonymous

        Darn it, you're right!

  • Rene

    La numero 11 es linda… quiero mas de ella!!!!

  • Fisheyes

    Chive, I'm going to go ahead and suggest that you sign off every post with something exactly like #46

  • Mr. Falcon

    I do not think that word means what you think it means

    • Conor

      Wow, Eight legged freaks, made me ROFL.

  • hiya

    #13 is that a dude wearing a bikini?

    • 123

      Charlie Weis

      • Anonymous


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