Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Alec Ansusinha

    Oh Chive, you certainly make mornings awesome.

  • Malkintosh22

    #21 DO WANT

    • BYAA


      • The El Conquistador

        You can have one like it…
        Step one, invent voice mail.
        Step two develop Gracenote (CDDB)
        Step three, spend a shit ton of money on toys.

  • Brad

    #19 – Willow FTW!
    #21 – I'm gonna have those stairs once I can afford a house.

    • BigDingo

      Seriously, who the hell would underrate Willow? Probably some angry little peck… peck peck peck

      • Kjell King


      • V4Vendetta14

        Ha Ha, Nice reference. I haven't seen that movie in probably 20 years, but that brought it all back!!!

    • DanielB

      You cant just slap that caption into any picture guys!

    • ROK

      joanne whalley kilmer DAAAAANG. she was soooooo hot in that movie, what with all the swordplay and whatnot.

    • Biggus Diccus

      He also played the Leprechaun in all those terrible movies. This was his only good movie.

      • ale

        He also do Harry Potter´s goblin…

        Damn Kilmer, what happened to him???

    • therewasshrinkage

      tell when this movie ever got good, I almost fell asleep.

    • Grimace

      As I recall the movie came up a little short

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      It's 2011 Brad – You don't need to be able to afford a house to own one!

  • Error404k

    Everyday a Bill Murray pic,and every day the man gets more awesome and legendary

    • Taffysack

      What we need up in here, is a dedicated Bill Murray post.

  • jetrome

    #3 Not helpful for representing Black History Month…
    #13 Konami Code FTW!!!

  • TheTruth

    That guy in #1 must have an awesome view

    • MOAR

      Like a boss.

  • mitch

    #6 is porn star liz vicious

    • http://twitter.com/sheriffpablo @sheriffpablo

      She should have her own gallery, (if you can find enough clean pics)

      • Gregory Nelson Courtney

        I'm sure you could 😀

    • Digital.Bandit

      I love the Peter Griffin Photobomb..!!
      though in all honesty… my @ss would probably be staring just as hard…

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yep I've jerked it to her a couple times

    • NickRob

      Hmmm I must be missing something cause the only good thing about this pic is the Peter Griffin photobomb….I just do not find her attractive AT ALL.

      • JDB

        That's probably because she doesn't have a penis.

    • yaneverknow

      just peter on the phone with death. nbd. xD


      Shes like the average over here in Europe, im never going back to the US 🙂

  • PointBlank_

    #11 We're on a mission from God.

  • Kagawa

    #21 OMG NEEEEED so Awesome 😮

  • maybe

    #6 = Liz Vicious?

  • Paula

    Hi Guys,
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    Think about it though…


    • eatanass

      Sometimes I troll and pretend to be a girl to it's cool , wanna join my clan on black ops ? friend me on xbox live my gamer tag is the nerdydozen420 .

  • GoldenBear

    is it racist if I read #3 in a stereotypical black girl voice?

    • ryan

      yea but who cares

    • PWNT

      Here's one for you… is it racist to think that a black person should know anything about MLK Jr.?

      • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

        Is it racist that I think this girl's name is Shaniqua?

        • George

          Is it racist to think that this interview was done at KFC?

          • nojoke420

            Is it racist to think that Kool-Aid is her beverage of choice?

            • Billy the accountant

              Is it racist to think shes on line to get her welfare check?

              • Danny P

                Is it her fault that her father is in jail? Or is that just racist?

                • Gordon Gecko

                  It's not her fault, the syphilis she picked up has destroyed her brain

                  • http://twitter.com/Z_Triple_T @Z_Triple_T

                    and her face

                • Joe Pancake

                  Is it racist to think that she smokes Newport menthols

            • JDB

              And her favorite flavor is Red

    • sparklingwiggle107X

      maybe , but I thought she looks young , and I asked myself what has america lost in historical education and what has it gained in race equality by this girl knowing so little of MLK .

      • Jen

        is it racist to think that it looks like a tranny?

    • Billdick

      Is it racist to think that she pronounces "Luther" as "Loofa"?

    • Dirty Mex

      There is no such thing as sterotypes. Just observations.

    • IamwhoIam

      Is it racist for me think you all are racist?
      she's stupid deal with it.

      • ryan

        we can't deal with it! SOCIETY WILL COLLAPSE !


  • Adam

    Is it bad that I not only immediately recognized Family Guy, but I actually know what episode that is. Oh yeah, and that chick is mad hot.

    • Ken

      Mad hot perhaps – sadly under-aged? You bet. 😦

    • Ken

      Oh – porn star? Guess I was wrong – now if you'll excuse me (clicks on private browsing and puts down sandwich)

      • bobo

        adam i did the same thing

  • Anjin-San

    #18 LOL

    • HwK

      We definitely like the "not shopped" more!

    • ostrichman1985

      Anjin – San, nice Shogun reference. That book is epic.

      • Anjin-San

        yes, epic. I 've got no other words to describe it.

    • IamwhoIam

      Outside of the lighting what was shopped?

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  • Joe

    #2 Clearly a level 5.

    • Ash

      I wonder what he evolves into

      • john dory


  • http://www.facebook.com/tekrebel Charlie Makarov

    #19 great movie.. great game

  • Stupendous

    #22 wow! made in on the chive! LOL!

  • Adirem

    #3 durptie-durp-dedurptie- die-durp

  • Joe

    #20 Makes me happy.

  • metalcool36

    #1 The kid has damn good seats to the show

  • hater

    FTW #13

    • EDo

      30 times FTW!

      • Eric T.

        Too bad the select is not part of the code….

  • Benny

    #22 coooool

  • simmel

    We want an unshopped Bill Murray photoshoot !!!!!!!

    • Bill

      That photo above is not shopped, it's at Pebble Beach..

      • busted

        He's referring to the unshopped Shay photo shoot. Not that photo.

  • HeavyD

    #12 this is beautiful!! *wipes tear of the eye* oh sweet nostalgia, so many good memories

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