Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Guz

    #14 Fuck you hippies!!

    • Fakit

      As sad as it is, you would have come off sounding more intelligent by replying "first"

      • voiceofreason

        Nobody comes off sounding more intelligent by replying ''first''

      • Frankie Muniz

        Eat a dick hippie. This some funny shit

    • JstevensF

      Read it with Cartman's voice . . . hilarious.

    • _HypoLuxa_


      • kyle

        Dude, can I borrow your car?

        Impounded by police

    • Jock

      I beg to differ, caption – in fact – I do indeed find it awesome.

    • Matt

      It becomes obvious sometimes that "chivers" are not all of the same ilk. There might just as well have been a chiver in the mud-painted tent as a chiver driving the implied vehicle. What I say is that people who do things like this just for kicks are assholes and should be beat the fuck up. On the other hand how do we know one of the campers didn't start shit with the driver? Maybe the driver refrained form physical violence and flung some mud instead (can be washed off). Well, you know what they say about assuming things…

  • Error404k

    Even without sound its still hilarious,Lloyd Christmas,brilliant

    • Nick

      what's that jim carrey up to lately?

      • Error404k

        He's elbow deep in Anchal Joseph I believe

      • Cat

        Filming a flick called Mr. Popper's Penguins.

        -The life of a businessman begins to change after he inherits six penguins, and as he transforms his apartment into a winter wonderland, his professional side starts to unravel.

        That is just sad.

    • bod

      We landed on the MOON!!!!

      • Jimmy


    • zilch

      That part was ad libbed too. Jim Carrey = comedic genious

    • zzz

      is it dumb n dumber month? nice

      • Jessica Condrey

        Dumb and Dumber- Funny movie…Or Funniest Movie Ever Made ? 😉

  • PointBlank_

    #1 and #10 make me proud son
    #7 the baby boss

    • +blitz

      #7 million dollar baby

    • armyabn


  • Ed Debevic

    #10 That stripper needs a fat dick to rub on that kids, and my, face. Mmmmm!!!

    • umpalumpa

      So you are saying that you are a cock loving pedo? thats just rong dude!

    • JstevensF

      Back trolling again I see. Must have found a new IP address.

      Now where did I leave that troll spray . . . .

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      So I'm going to guess you're a disgruntled employee who finds this the appropriate medium to use a franchised restaurant name as your handle in order to fulfill some deprecating mission against Ed's. Huh. -43 thumbs and I recognized the name of the eatery. Success friend. You're still a giant tool for queering up the coolest site ever. But mission accomplished. 🙂

      • Paula

        Daris- he may be a troll but you're an even bigger douche bag. How about you suck a dick when you pop off that high horse youre riding. Cocksucking homophobe.


        • JDB

          really did Paula get a thumbs up? Go ahead Paula I'll give you the 3rd.

  • Juan

    #20 One of Jim Carrey's best roles

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Truman and Eternal Sunshine = proof that the boy can actually act a bit.

      • nemesis


      • P-diddy

        some people just hate Jim Carrey for his Ace Venura-like stuff he does a lot, but roles like this, Eternal Sunshine, and even some other moments, like in Bruce Almighty, show that he actually is somewhat of a versatile actor. i wouldn't put him on the same level as someone like Johnny Depp, but i love this man and Truman Show truly is an AWESOME movie

    • Phondo

      He's just awful. Always awful.

    • Mikey WINS

      Good Morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

    • Vart

      His best movie- by far. And also just a great movie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/babygaige Sarah Cassens

      One of my favorite movies of all time, I think Jim Carrey is an awesome actor though I don't care for his comedy roles.

    • ntuttle42

      Totally agree. It's an interesting scenario that stretches your imagination while you inadvertently get really attached to this character.

    • Boogerman

      How about Man on the Moon and Cine Majestic? The man does can act.

  • simmel

    #20 People underrating this movie don't exist for me.

    • Matt

      Here's one. This movie is implausible and ignores real human behavior as well as international laws. I have a hard time enjoying movies that ask me to ignore what I know about the world and to go along with a convoluted plot. Don't like it.

      • Blondame

        close you eyes…make a wish..in a world of pure imagination..it will come true if you really..waaanit it tooooo…thats what movies are made of…just like books of yesteryear

  • Catence

    There is so much amazingness happening in this post, I don't even know where to begin.

    • hiya

      Catence, you need a better pic of your rack. The last one was way better. Just sayin

    • SignIsNigh

      Nice mammaries 🙂

    • moeshere Foxdale

      I see that…lol

  • Joe

    #22 We landed on the moon!

    • Seven

      I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

      • V4Vendetta14

        Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 o’clock in the morning?

  • Zee

    meh. not a single tush…. but #22 made up for it

  • acash

    this is my impression of theChive when HHNF was around. way before paula, or any other trolls …


    • Ryan

      Yea, what happened to HHNF?

      • Rick


  • acash


    and, the Truman Show was awesome… no doubt

    • Ken

      It is like a feature length Twilight Zone episode. Good stuff.

  • jetrome

    #15 Should be everyone's default avatar.

    • Anonymous

      Why don't I get the picture?

      • Blake Boston

        me neither..

    • Mr_Rob

      It was, as a matter of a fact, my avatar since last week…

    • Boris

      Not true.

  • PWNT

    To do list: Read awesome post, scroll through comments looking for where to put thumbs up and down.

    • Seven

      And a thumbs up for you my dude

  • BigDingo

    #4 Jack is just under Bill F*cking Murray in terms of awesomeness

    • BobPlant

      fuck bill murray

      • king

        Fuck BobPlant!!

        • Claude M.

          actually – that is a pretty disgusting thought – no matter what genders would be involved.

  • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

    #12 Let the nerdgasm commence!

    • Joeyk

      Use the Triforce

    • Giggity

      That was pure awesomeness

  • PJ Fry



  • mcsgwigga

    #22 – Awesome movie!

  • Knights of Ni

    #12 the ultimate boss

  • pjsupremex

    sweet, my submission to awesome made it! #5 poor wally z.

    • Slappy McGee

      His last name is spelled Szczerbiak, so it would be Wally S.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    #12 Awesome

  • Dunny_

    #7 TREASURE BATH!!!! (Hope someone gets the movie reference)

    • 6655321

      Okay faggot, what's next? (I got you covered)

  • CSI

    #7 meanwhile in Colombia…note: its colombian money

    • Legz

      Actually, it's Euro's…

      • CSI

        when i said colombian i meant drug

        • Sharky

          you're still a prick

        • Dave


  • Henry Gibson

    #9 is Great Wolf Lodge, an indoor waterpark and hotel themed specifically for children. It's also where Pedobear spends his winters.

    And #13 may be the funniest thing I've seen all week.

  • mtella88

    #20 – I agree!!!

  • tim

    #20 absolutely. that movie was awesome

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