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February 18, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, WTF
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In Gainesville, Georgia (self proclaimed “Chicken Capital of the world”) it is against the law to eat fried chicken with a fork.
In every still photo shown in the movie ‘Forest Gump’ the character is seen with his eyes closed.
Babies are born with over 300 bones, it is only as they begin to develop that some of those bones fuse together. Most adults have 206 bones.
In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal to give a pet a lit cigar. Seems fair enough.
There is a law in Texas that prohibits people from holding concealed ice cream cones.
It is illegal while flying over the state of Maine to step foot out of an airplane.
Women are technically by law not allowed to wear pants in Tucson, Arizona. You’re scoffing, I know, but I couldn’t make this s&^* up.
Using hair curlers without a license in Oklahoma is considered a criminal act.
In Ontario, California, rooster crowing will not be tolerated. Don’t even try it.
Children, like plants, grow faster in Spring than in any other season.
I will never tire of this photo and note to self,move to Tuscon and impose this law
Unless those women have gravitational asses, then it's photoshoped
Everyone knows its shopped but we can all dream can't we?
Until you realize what the women look like in Tucson. And yes, this is a challenge to the chivettes of Tucson to prove me wrong.
Being from Nogales, and living currently in tucson, i can say girls in this state are fucking nuts. Tons of crazy latina's. Crazy as hell but definitely well equipped. Maybe not like #7 but very close
I have lived in Tucson for many years and have never heard of this…
On that note,
BRB making fake badge and going to the UofA campus…
Law is not real.
The fact that kids grow faster in spring surprised me…
Hence the term, "growing like a weed"
Hence the other term, "bullshit."
FIRST first time doing this wow… hope i don't fail,
You did… So stop trying
I still don't get why they do it
aw… fail and *allowed as in grammar Nazi style!
shh. you're not allowed to say aloud out loud,
#4 Yes, but can you give a dog a blunt?
#7 I know this means women can only wear dresses….but Id like to think women in Tucson are walking around pantless
I like this guy…
Freeze!!! Now slowly remove the ice cream cone from your jacket and place it on the ground….
#4 they can light em up themselves if they like though yeah?
#2 Lieutenant Dan, I got you some #5 invisible ice cream.
Thread closed as wittiest comment has been achieved. Thanks to everyone else for coming out.
i said that in my head just like forrest gump. good job!
this baby looks like an alien almost like this guy here http://motdemot.com/entry/show/alien
concealed ice cream = crime
concealed weapons = business as usual
I work for the city and just realized that I haven't ever heard a rooster, but I have seen chickens.
Keep'em coming Chive, it's going to be a shitty day in the sewer dept. today!
#7 I actually saw a girl with an ass very much like that in a Verizon store a while ago. She was in line in front of me and kept swaying back and forth, moving her ass. My wife was next to me. It was torture. She kept saying "are you looking at her ass cheeks?!?!?!"
I hope you said yes, of course!
this post is lame… 95% of these "laws" are made up
your mom is lame
The Forrest Gump thing is completely incorrect.
I would expect this lame post on Monday but NOT a Friday
For a minute there i thought i was at Snapple Facts….This is TheChive right??
…Someone at the chive has a useless facts app on their Droid/Iphone. Best app EVER!!!
There seems to be a law in Venice, CA, against being smart, original and/or funny.
#7 has been hit so many times…it just stays open now….LOL
How about we try and find #2 in real life? On Wed my brother stepped on an IED on patrol in Afghanistan, and ended up losing a leg and part of his arm. He's started calling himself "Lieutenant Dan" and asking the hot nurses for ice cream. I think that stand up poster would accent his hospital room rather nicely.
every still?? i call bs…
The no pants law no longer exists. http://www.snopes.com/legal/arizona.asp
#6 needs a little clarification. I live in Maine and have gone skydiving here, nothing illegal about that.
I live in Zion, Illinois and thats just ONE of the stupid laws…
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