Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • Please Man

    Off topic but if Chive really wants a gold star for 'find her,' please find more of two pistols and a sword girl. pretty please.

    • josh

      let it go already…..it's kinda creepy

    • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

      The did already, check older posts.

    • happens all the time

      Please don't. Her face was disappointing. Creeper.

      • jay22

        Lol. Ya'll are calling him "creeper." But the Chive gets 1000's of "find her" requests every day. We might as well all be then…

    • TLAALOOCCC

      yeah, whatever happened to the front pics?? we need some of those.. with a un-derp face..

  • Random

    #36 – " …. does he look like a bitch ? "

    • hamberleaf

      never gets old!!

    • Jamie

      What?

      • Bordo

        What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?

    • dutchie

      let me guess…you're brad

    • http://www.facebook.com/dexsquab Dexsquab Molutinator

      Is my ringtone. Well… the whole 'say what again…' speech… just the 'does he look like a bitch' but might be a bit gay as a ringtone.

      • Gern Blanston

        Check out the big brain on Brad!

  • stew

    Second my life is still incomplete

    • skuch

      Wrong

  • richay77

    is 22 blake griffin?

    • Tom

      You would have gotten a thumbs up, but the comment isn't as good when I have to scroll back up to the picture

    • Steeb

      no #22 is not blake griffin…it's douchebag steve's younger brother, douchebag joe

      • jken

        SCUMBAG steve. Know your meme

  • Shitfaced

    #11 One of these things is not like others…

    • Dub Genus

      The hot one in the middle?

      • Dude

        Eveyone goes for the one in the middle, I'll take the pink thing on the right: I'm the only one getting laid.

        • Math not meth

          You've got a beautiful mind.

    • thetech2

      one of these things just ate three others

    • Stevo

      Yes, one of these things is Jordan, and close ups of her are much less forgiving.

  • TeeJ

    awesome

  • brad

    #47 – awesome.

    • dudeman

      Penn State fan too, extra awesome

    • Mark

      Penn State student, actually. spent two years in those dorms, i'll recognize those shitty living quarters anywhere

    • maurice

      Mmmm…….

    • Ceasar Tiits

      FIND HER

    • Doug

      I keep looking at the image hoping that she'll move. Where's the gif of her shaking that booty?

  • Billy

    #1
    always love me some faceplant

  • Boobie Muncher

    #9 you got it wrong, dummy. Buff guy was yeah-yeah.

    • http://schteeve.newgrounds.com steve

      this is true! i used to work with yeah yeah at princess cruises. no joke!

    • BigDingo

      Also… under-appreciated movie

    • Marcin
    • moe-larry-curly

      i remember seeing that guy on the right in an episode of The X-Files…

      • Hofner1962

        yep – the vampire one that also had Luke Wilson

    • SuXiT

      I think he's right so suck It Chive……………

  • Joe

    #5 Never has a kitchen been so clean

    • JMartin

      I rike to fuck, I not gonna rie.

    • Hez26

      and he shall never want for a sandwich again…

    • duke

      Reproduce

      Like a Boss

    • DudeBro

      Girlfriends, sure. But why would you want that many wives??? That guy is a masochist.

  • Shawn35

    #42, why is this not happening in my kitchen?!?

    • Your Mom

      because you live with your mom

      • Dad

        If you were really his mom, you wouldn't refer to yourself in third person.

      • chas

        the meatloaf. fuck.

  • bowhuntpa

    #46 EARLY SPRING???

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #18 why couldn't what happened to brandon lee happen to justin beaver, and not to brandon lee

    • bubblerider86

      the GIF kept pausing on me, but i stared at it until i saw it through! (And yeah accidents always happen to the good ones….)

    • Hez26

      not a fan of beiber, but i always stop just short of wishing death on someone…….tragic what happened to brandon – so avoidable.

      • Nicnac

        his dad too…

    • DerkaDo

      Who looks at where they' re going to fall when being shot? Beaver Fail!

  • Youngblood55

    #9 Is incorrect. The guy to the left of HAM played the character Yeah Yeah. He's the kid in the lower left hand of the photo on the movie case.

  • feed the monkey

    #28 I don't care what you look like I would service that ass all day and night

  • Nick702

    #7 I just spat out my arbys
    #28 #47 are preparing me for hump day

    • Big E

      serves you right for eating arbys wierdo

    • rdh014

      Arby's is good shit…extra horsey sauce…seasoned curly fries…DAMMIT I skipped lunch again.

  • Dozer13579

    #11 And the winner is…….

    • mick

      any one of them really … I mean like, honestly internet guys, would you really refuse any of them?

      • Honest

        Yes, yes we would still politely turn down the 4 fat ones.

    • turbosmurf

      i'd take the two blondes, they look a lot better than the skinny one with fake boobs.

  • sully23

    #16 meanwhile after that chick stole your beer

    • jay22

      I live in San Antonio TX (basically mexico). And while many are smokin hot like her, most have eaten far too many frijoles.

      • Ramennov

        'Most?' Have you been to college in SA lately?

        • Bryan Barbeau

          You're right… about 90% are fat and hairy, or will end up fat and hairy. The other 10% are looking to get beat up by an insecure fat and hairy dude with his name on the back of his truck.

    • OmarQ

      anyway she is hot, and she is from Mty to the rayados stadium, and i could post some babes like her or better, 'cuz here in Mty, we're takin soccer to that bith.. Bitches love soccer

  • WTFever

    #46
    O'REARY?

    • RLY

      i miss that

  • Jeff

    #9 is yea yea.

    • Reesty

      theCHIVE fail.

  • tha drizzle

    #47 god bless pink panties and tan asses

    • kayc

      I'm pretty sure she's black, not tan……….

  • ROK

    #12 no matter how hot a woman is, there is someone out there that is sick of her BS. best not be stuck on a boat in the middle of the pacific when this happens.

    • RealJerseyBean

      It's a pretty easy place to solve that problem ….once and for all

    • Bunker Punk

      Preach, because the minute you stop being Romeo, she stops cooking and/or fucking, then she's just a bitch with the upper hand. I'm on a boat…

      • elywhitley

        Hi, is this 'Rejectedandbitter.com'?… you guys playing cards?

    • Ouchmaker

      And no matter what you tell yourself, you're still kicking yourself in the head for not being the guy she's with.

      And if her name is Taru, there's something Finnish about her.

      • ROK

        hell i'm not saying i wouldnt do it – making stupid life choices is kinda my thing 🙂

    • Stevo

      She loves him for his personality.

    • Sinnman

      I'm calling FAKE on this set. Look at pics 1 and 3 – they are not even on the same boat.

    • PLOP

      Wow. A gourmet chef who can put raw fish on white rice next to some shredded greens….

    • Jeremy

      geez, i hope she can cook better than the person who wrote that can spell- it's "gourmet", idiot.

      and AGREED on the "sick of her BS" thing- no woman is hot enough or smart enough (or either) to completely avoid this fate- and the same goes for their male counterparts.

      For every man who has a "crazy ex gf" or a "bitch ex", there's a woman who has a "jerk/dick/asshole ex bf".

  • jason

    #41 I keep getting stalled out waiting for the pic to gif

    • J.D.

      Did the same for about 5 minutes haha

      • DaddyD

        You have to wait 7 minutes

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #18 if only it was real

    • kikiklas

      I cheered!

    • Chris M

      I don't get the bieber hate. I mean, i'm not a fan, but he doesn't really piss me off or anything. Am i missing something?

      • Wavien

        I'm with you on that one.. I guess people are just jealous because they can't earn as much as he does. Nor get laid as much as he does. I'm not exactly a fan either by the way..

        • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

          I just hate his music and it plays everywhere all the time, I think i'd rather kill his producers and record label who are stuffing his music in our faces.

          I was pretty pist off about his Cobain quote until I found out it really wasn't him that said it.

    • bubblerider86

      We are the Chivers…we can make anything happen. Just look at the response to the Fluvvana County Rescue ! 😉

    • CortezdaKiller

      this would off been a great ending to his new movie never say never

  • docbrown

    #47

    I'll take moaaarrrr of this please….

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