It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (29 Photos)

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  • thursdaymofo

    #14 is at least a level 27 blastoise.

    • Mike

      GOD, I wish I didn't have to say it… but Blastoise didn't evolve until level 36…

      Here… here is my man card… take it. I don't want it anymore : (

      • Joe

        Mike, we all went through the phase. I caught em all. I was going to say something if you didn't.

        • Sam

          hi Mike,

          My doctor has some topical ointment that works wonders.

          get well soon matey!

      • Vincent Hughes

        sadly, also the first thing I thought. siiiiiiiiighhh

      • Dude

        Keep it, let's just say you owe me one.

    • Geshko

      I think you mean level 37 Squirtle, as that's the earliest that family can learn Hydro Pump. Blastoise has to wait until level 53 to achieve that kind of pressure…

      (I did have to look those up, BTW)

    • Mark

      hate to say it dude, but wartortle evolves into blastoise at lever 36. Just sayin. POKENERDS FTW!!!

  • da voice

    #1 has become self aware!


    Is this some Mormon propaganda?

    • zxcv

      nope, bill o reily, you cant explain that

    • Cal

      Fuckin Magnets, that's how they work. Fuckin gravity. Gravity, it's a fuckin miracle. Recognize.

    • Jake L

      pretty sure the original is from

  • hamberleaf

    no, i mean #28, all women should get that….. 28 not 18

    • stream723

      Even if their name isn't Kelly?

  • sully23

    #11 Priceless. Ha

  • David

    Good old Kelly

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #28 should read: "You're getting an STD right now!"

    • DudeBro

      Nothing wrong with knowing that you're a total slut. I guess.

  • Kevin

    #14 #17 *unzips pants*

  • jamie

    #7 is to be found on the most awesome site after the chive from the bangbros

    • clickhere

      wait…. whatt???

    • davi


    • turbosmurf

      who is she ?

    • clickhere

      dude name plz



  • Bob

    #15…Yeah, we know, you're not surprising anyone with this information. Let me try one usiong this same picture…

    Did you know…Mila Kunis is really hot??

    …See, not that impressive.

    • Bob

      Sorry, "using" not "usiong". And Damn, she is gorgeous.

      • Ray

        Did you know that Mila Kunis is a…..commie?

    • saltytrey

      Everybody that gives a shit about that shitty show knows that she's the voice of Meg.

  • andfukyamoms

    Everyone notice how that slut is actually giving head in the picture. What a skank bag.

    • Steve Lee

      By George you're right!

      Have fun explaining those tats to your kids.

      • paulhitchcock

        No worries. She can't get pregnant that way.

    • Brother Maynard

      I have never noticed that before. Very funny.

  • tsukushi_

    #26 haha!

  • hamberleaf

    #18 all women should get that, would save a lot of trouble

    • BeccaB86

      Did you need help typing or counting?

    • that_weed_guy


    • AAWW Yeah

      Even going back and looking at the surrounding pictures, I still have no idea what s/he is talking about.

    • yermum

      Is it just me or does he look like Nick Frost ( fat guy from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) ?

      • susy sue

        its just you

    • MikeOverHere

      Not all women are named Kelly.

  • learning for exams

    #4 is hardly kidnap resistant! candy would do the trick

    • TIZ

      ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!..

      • someone

        Fuckin Family Guy…….Well played sir

    • duff

      Andrew Dice Clay on how to pick up Fat women "Ive Got Fudge"

    • Dirty Dingus

      Not if the Mom eats it first.

    • Allen Gonzalez

      A big mac would work…

  • ely whitley

    #28 'and I'll be blowing you today' She has a tip jar wedged in her cleavage.

  • BigDingo

    #24 is f*ckin awesome!

  • Bob

    #15 and the body of a goddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • guest

      And the ass of a pancake!

      • steve

        I like pancakes….

  • Primenumber2

    #3 Kentucky FTW! I live like ten minutes from there

  • RealJerseyBean

    #12 I guess Bertha's friend is glad she can't tell time

    • jon

      According to the clock on the wall, it's 3:00.

  • P90

    #1 Sarah Conner just shat herself.

  • Smackman

    #12 Clock says 3am – only 2 more hours ladies!

    • Hich

      Beat me to it, Smackman! Well done, sir.

      Mcdonalds' opening: a bigger deal than the Twilight midnight premiere.

  • bless1

    #28-what good does that do if I wake up and she is sleeping on her back.

  • SinisteRtheWickeD

    Unless she's on her back like a good catholic girl.

    • Steeb

      what you didn't see….is the two tattoos on forehead and stomach

  • SinisteRtheWickeD

    #28 Kelly, the kind of guys you do really don't care WTF your name is… just saying.

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