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February 21, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#14 is at least a level 27 blastoise.
GOD, I wish I didn't have to say it… but Blastoise didn't evolve until level 36…
Here… here is my man card… take it. I don't want it anymore : (
Mike, we all went through the phase. I caught em all. I was going to say something if you didn't.
My doctor has some topical ointment that works wonders.
get well soon matey!
sadly, also the first thing I thought. siiiiiiiiighhh
Keep it, let's just say you owe me one.
I think you mean level 37 Squirtle, as that's the earliest that family can learn Hydro Pump. Blastoise has to wait until level 53 to achieve that kind of pressure…
(I did have to look those up, BTW)
hate to say it dude, but wartortle evolves into blastoise at lever 36. Just sayin. POKENERDS FTW!!!
#1 has become self aware!
Is this some Mormon propaganda?
nope, bill o reily, you cant explain that
Fuckin Magnets, that's how they work. Fuckin gravity. Gravity, it's a fuckin miracle. Recognize.
pretty sure the original is from http://fakescience.tumblr.com/
no, i mean #28, all women should get that….. 28 not 18
Even if their name isn't Kelly?
#11 Priceless. Ha
Good old Kelly
#28 should read: "You're getting an STD right now!"
Nothing wrong with knowing that you're a total slut. I guess.
#14 #17 *unzips pants*
#7 is to be found on the most awesome site after the chive from the bangbros
who is she ?
dude name plz
#1 GIVE IT TIME AND I WILL RID THE WORLD OF THE SCOURGE THAT YOU ARE….
#15…Yeah, we know, you're not surprising anyone with this information. Let me try one usiong this same picture…
Did you know…Mila Kunis is really hot??
…See, not that impressive.
Sorry, "using" not "usiong". And Damn, she is gorgeous.
Did you know that Mila Kunis is a…..commie?
Everybody that gives a shit about that shitty show knows that she's the voice of Meg.
Everyone notice how that slut is actually giving head in the picture. What a skank bag.
By George you're right!
Have fun explaining those tats to your kids.
No worries. She can't get pregnant that way.
I have never noticed that before. Very funny.
#18 all women should get that, would save a lot of trouble
Did you need help typing or counting?
Even going back and looking at the surrounding pictures, I still have no idea what s/he is talking about.
Is it just me or does he look like Nick Frost ( fat guy from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) ?
its just you
Not all women are named Kelly.
#4 is hardly kidnap resistant! candy would do the trick
ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!..
Fuckin Family Guy…….Well played sir
Andrew Dice Clay on how to pick up Fat women "Ive Got Fudge"
Not if the Mom eats it first.
A big mac would work…
#28 'and I'll be blowing you today' She has a tip jar wedged in her cleavage.
#24 is f*ckin awesome!
#15 and the body of a goddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the ass of a pancake!
I like pancakes….
#3 Kentucky FTW! I live like ten minutes from there
#12 I guess Bertha's friend is glad she can't tell time
According to the clock on the wall, it's 3:00.
#1 Sarah Conner just shat herself.
#12 Clock says 3am – only 2 more hours ladies!
Beat me to it, Smackman! Well done, sir.
Mcdonalds' opening: a bigger deal than the Twilight midnight premiere.
#28-what good does that do if I wake up and she is sleeping on her back.
Unless she's on her back like a good catholic girl.
what you didn't see….is the two tattoos on forehead and stomach
#28 Kelly, the kind of guys you do really don't care WTF your name is… just saying.
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