It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (29 Photos)

GOD, I wish I didn't have to say it… but Blastoise didn't evolve until level 36…

Here… here is my man card… take it. I don't want it anymore : (

I think you mean level 37 Squirtle, as that's the earliest that family can learn Hydro Pump. Blastoise has to wait until level 53 to achieve that kind of pressure…

(I did have to look those up, BTW)

hate to say it dude, but wartortle evolves into blastoise at lever 36. Just sayin. POKENERDS FTW!!!

nope, bill o reily, you cant explain that

Fuckin Magnets, that's how they work. Fuckin gravity. Gravity, it's a fuckin miracle. Recognize.

pretty sure the original is from http://fakescience.tumblr.com/

Even if their name isn't Kelly?

Nothing wrong with knowing that you're a total slut. I guess.

wait…. whatt???

name??

who is she ?

dude name plz

Sorry, "using" not "usiong". And Damn, she is gorgeous.

Everybody that gives a shit about that shitty show knows that she's the voice of Meg.

By George you're right!

Have fun explaining those tats to your kids.

I have never noticed that before. Very funny.

Did you need help typing or counting?

fail

Even going back and looking at the surrounding pictures, I still have no idea what s/he is talking about.

Is it just me or does he look like Nick Frost ( fat guy from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) ?

Not all women are named Kelly.

ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!.. ooh, a piece of candy!..

Andrew Dice Clay on how to pick up Fat women "Ive Got Fudge"

Not if the Mom eats it first.

A big mac would work…

And the ass of a pancake!

According to the clock on the wall, it's 3:00.

Beat me to it, Smackman! Well done, sir.

Mcdonalds' opening: a bigger deal than the Twilight midnight premiere.

what you didn't see….is the two tattoos on forehead and stomach