Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

janitor is awesome, you are not

Everything was fine up until the full stop. Then, you failed.

People are so anti-first now. Sorry, that's so mainstream.

You get a thumbs up from me, for tenacity.

But also eating MORE cake.

I think it's actually supposed to say "Will Fuck Cake"

#7 children will die.

epic goatse!

I have been trying for months!! I would be crazy stoked too

Ah, gotta love Parc Asterix.

What duck fa……. oh nm

What duckface? You've failed the test!

Whats up with the size of the guys head in the back?

I'm sorry – but is it wrong for a loyal Chiver to wanna nail Emily?

well done m8. u passed the test

so why did you write about both????

I didn't see the txt until I read ur comment

agreed

I thought someone already did when they put that microphone in there.

There is a missing head in the far left chair and the other heads seem all out of whack. WTF?

the fat one is wearing a Viking helmet

This is a mystery for the Hardly Boys.

After arrested development and better off ted as far as comedy goes for me.

After Arrested Development and maybe equal with Community for me. Better Off Ted was great but needed to last longer.

Hyperbole? on the Chive? Surely not!

wow that so weird. how did you know my name was summer, and youre right i sure did….

Thats what she said.

Must hurt to wear a belt /;

I was too busy keeping myself from fapping at work to notice the piercings, to be honest. Works for me!

Pointless and disgusting. KYI

I vote to concentrate on the gap instead.

The holes are FRAKING GROSS and take away from the hotness. I'd still hit that, but only doggy-style.

Trendy and stupid…NEXT!

Yes, sexy as all hell. But you're talking to a guy that had his nipples pierced.

at first i thought they were warts….only due to the black and white photo…..i am indifferent to the piercings tho. If they were warts i would be down for sure

Horrifying.

Im a fan of hipbones and that kind of peircing screams "stare at my hips", so im a fan. Regardless, may I request that The Chive do a post dedicated to hips. You guys do underboob, sideboob, hump day; all of which are awesome, I just think that a hip gallery would be awesome too.

I don't have to say anything about those moronic stupid piercings..

i believe this guy already said it all

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Blech

Nope. Will not do.

i would still hit that… but it's a No-Go

Grrrrrrosssssss!

You appear attractive. Take out the dumb ass piercings, please.

LOVE IT!!!

OOOOOoooooooooooooooo

A Not joke!

Piercing for the sake of piercing is not only unattractive, but it screams 'pay attention to me', let alone, sending in a pic with a 'fishing for compliments'-like tag. I knew a girl who had her cheecks done and that was hard enough to tolerate. Not to mention the girl who pierced the fleshy bit between her fingers. Yeah, that's right. Pretty !#@$^* stupid and needless if you ask me. And I'm into piercings. Bridge, nose, lips, eyebrow, tounge, nips, clit/hood, ear. Whatever. Used to have my lip/eyebrow done. But this is just dumb as hell.

No, just no! Belly percing is 1000000X better.

What do the Chivers think of my cameltoe?

Interesting. There is a girl I have met who has dermals in a star on her back and I would love to make it a shooting star. But those, I am somewhat indifferent too. It is one of those deals, if a girl is hot it doesn't matter what she is wearing, she is hot. And you are hot, though I probably shouldn't tell you that since most attractive girls know it and it goes to their heads.

That is rank!!

yep i googled it, there should have been a NWA warning haha

there's also something about turning safe search off. click click click click click!

i think she looks the hottest in the first pic of her bending over in the red shorts

I think her real name is Jessica King. Looks like she did some playboy stuff, might be able to find some other pics as well.

Hammer Time

He's like a modern James Bond villain.

Haters gon' hate

And the award for the craziest chap alive goes to…

For those of you doubting the level of his insanity, here you go.

"Hey Jabba…..Look Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back and I got a little sidetracked… It's not my fault."

LIKE A ROAST TURKEY!

"Ms. Gaga, the test-results are clear. You may want to sit down for this if your wardrobe allows it…
Your father is…"

Totally got my Halloween costume sorted for this year.

is that gene simmons?

Gaps deserve a whole post !

GAPPAGE Rules

The gap is very nice, and the piercings give me something to aim at.

I saw this Monday morn, it was done over the weekend. I drive by this on my way home every day. I want to break that wall off and put it up on my wall. Its sick!

thank you captian obvious. Did google solve that mystery for you?

*epitome. You know all about fail.

epidemy is the epitome of fail

Know your role and shut your damn mouth

It's still real to me damnit!! *tears*

An epidemic disease?

Ohhh…epitome!

please teach your son how to google spellcheck, it's too late for you.

Botchamania

Suddenly, I'm hungry for dessert.

I could tell you but …refuse to.

Whitneysouth…Always good to see another chiver (a smokin hot one at that!) in the SLC!

that is a fine pic but what happens next time hes shaving naked and the snake is hungry?

It's not a boa, most likely an albino Burmese python, or maybe an African Rock python.

I was thinking "Find Her!"

Massive, LOW sideboob.

She has to be pushing it with her hidden hand – she is leaning away – it would move away as well.

Who I ask you! WHOOOOOOOO!!!

epic milkers for all you midwesterners out there

is this her: http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=7299876
NSFW

Merciful lord. This is the most epic sideboob I've ever seen.

Most disgusting thing I've seen all day, but I would agree.

#34 i think thats that actually hot!