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February 22, 2011 |
In: DAR, Random
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#18 is so awesome. also first!
janitor is awesome, you are not
Everything was fine up until the full stop. Then, you failed.
People are so anti-first now. Sorry, that's so mainstream.
You get a thumbs up from me, for tenacity.
have you guys seen the simpsons?
#9 must be doing A LOT of fucking!
But also eating MORE cake.
Actually she has cut down on fucking and is concentrating on eating cake!
I think it's actually supposed to say "Will Fuck Cake"
#7 children will die.
#30 I finally got a photo posted in the DAR. it's more exciting for me than it should probably be (said the retail worker)
I have been trying for months!! I would be crazy stoked too
Ah, gotta love Parc Asterix.
#8 – acceptable duckface
What duck fa……. oh nm
What duckface? You've failed the test!
#15 "Found her"
Whats up with the size of the guys head in the back?
I'm sorry – but is it wrong for a loyal Chiver to wanna nail Emily?
#8 – I didn't see the duckface, let alone the text.
well done m8. u passed the test
so why did you write about both????
I didn't see the txt until I read ur comment
#10 is begging to be shopped
I thought someone already did when they put that microphone in there.
#15 – take a closer look at the chive office cam…
There is a missing head in the far left chair and the other heads seem all out of whack. WTF?
the fat one is wearing a Viking helmet
This is a mystery for the Hardly Boys.
#18 possibly the best show ever.
After arrested development and better off ted as far as comedy goes for me.
it would take some long consideration to decide the "best show ever", but as much as i like Scrubs, which is a lot, i would have to put Arrested Development ahead of it. that show was incredible
After Arrested Development and maybe equal with Community for me. Better Off Ted was great but needed to last longer.
Better Off Ted and Arrested Development were obviously too much for mainstream American idiots to handle. Community is totally lame; can't stand it.
Hyperbole? on the Chive? Surely not!
#47 Dear Summer come quick
wow that so weird. how did you know my name was summer, and youre right i sure did….
sure it's not reggie?
Thats what she said.
#47 – know how the chive ends the DAR with some smoking hot chick, usually her ass? I like that… very much
#34 No sorry…
Must hurt to wear a belt /;
I was too busy keeping myself from fapping at work to notice the piercings, to be honest. Works for me!
I think they are sexy as hell!
FINALLY!!! I thought I was the only guy who enjoyed alternative piercings on hot chicks! Really hope she doesn't take them out because of all these comments!
very much agree, I love a girl whos inspired to be different! Hot
Pointless and disgusting. KYI
I vote to concentrate on the gap instead.
The holes are FRAKING GROSS and take away from the hotness. I'd still hit that, but only doggy-style.
Trendy and stupid…NEXT!
Yes, sexy as all hell. But you're talking to a guy that had his nipples pierced.
at first i thought they were warts….only due to the black and white photo…..i am indifferent to the piercings tho. If they were warts i would be down for sure
Im a fan of hipbones and that kind of peircing screams "stare at my hips", so im a fan. Regardless, may I request that The Chive do a post dedicated to hips. You guys do underboob, sideboob, hump day; all of which are awesome, I just think that a hip gallery would be awesome too.
I agree Chive should do a post dedicated to sexy hips!!
Preferably without the piercings though… just sayin
I don't have to say anything about those moronic stupid piercings..
i believe this guy already said it all
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Even Sir Lawrence wouldn't hit that. Sorry dear.
Nope. Will not do.
i would still hit that… but it's a No-Go
You appear attractive. Take out the dumb ass piercings, please.
A Not joke!
Piercing for the sake of piercing is not only unattractive, but it screams 'pay attention to me', let alone, sending in a pic with a 'fishing for compliments'-like tag. I knew a girl who had her cheecks done and that was hard enough to tolerate. Not to mention the girl who pierced the fleshy bit between her fingers. Yeah, that's right. Pretty !#@$^* stupid and needless if you ask me. And I'm into piercings. Bridge, nose, lips, eyebrow, tounge, nips, clit/hood, ear. Whatever. Used to have my lip/eyebrow done. But this is just dumb as hell.
No, just no! Belly percing is 1000000X better.
What do the Chivers think of my cameltoe?
Interesting. There is a girl I have met who has dermals in a star on her back and I would love to make it a shooting star. But those, I am somewhat indifferent too. It is one of those deals, if a girl is hot it doesn't matter what she is wearing, she is hot. And you are hot, though I probably shouldn't tell you that since most attractive girls know it and it goes to their heads.
That is rank!!
#26 theres just something about her name
yep i googled it, there should have been a NWA warning haha
Yeah that came up with a lot of NSFW pics. I also found the "those of you with Google" funny.
there's also something about turning safe search off. click click click click click!
what is this google of which you speaketh?
^made me lulz
i think she looks the hottest in the first pic of her bending over in the red shorts
I think her real name is Jessica King. Looks like she did some playboy stuff, might be able to find some other pics as well.
#46 like a douche!
He's like a modern James Bond villain.
Haters gon' hate
yes, haters will most likely hate
And the award for the craziest chap alive goes to…
For those of you doubting the level of his insanity, here you go.
"Hey Jabba…..Look Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back and I got a little sidetracked… It's not my fault."
LIKE A ROAST TURKEY!
"Ms. Gaga, the test-results are clear. You may want to sit down for this if your wardrobe allows it…
Your father is…"
Totally got my Halloween costume sorted for this year.
is that gene simmons?
I hope for your sake you're either joking or you're 9.. no wait… 5 years old
#47 damn that's hot !
#34, I dont know about the piercings but that GAP is a keeper
Gaps deserve a whole post !
The gap is very nice, and the piercings give me something to aim at.
#5 is f-ing amazing!
I saw this Monday morn, it was done over the weekend. I drive by this on my way home every day. I want to break that wall off and put it up on my wall. Its sick!
#27 FACE DOWN ASS UP
thank you captian obvious. Did google solve that mystery for you?
I was thinking more like Fuck Dat Ass Up
#22 is the epidemy of fail
*epitome. You know all about fail.
epidemy is the epitome of fail
Know your role and shut your damn mouth
It's still real to me damnit!! *tears*
An epidemic disease?
please teach your son how to google spellcheck, it's too late for you.
#34 I think they are quite stupid myself. Nice body though.
Suddenly, I'm hungry for dessert.
What kind of snake is in #39?
I could look it up myself but …refuse to.
I could tell you but …refuse to.
it's a boa constrictor
Whitneysouth…Always good to see another chiver (a smokin hot one at that!) in the SLC!
charm : smarm ratio fail
that is a fine pic but what happens next time hes shaving naked and the snake is hungry?
It's not a boa, most likely an albino Burmese python, or maybe an African Rock python.
Albino Burmese Python is Correct. Looks just like my brothers… same size too… her name is Nasty, she eats 20 lbs Jack Rabbits….
#21 This should read "Massive Sideboob."
I was thinking "Find Her!"
I found this. However, I can't read Cyrillic: http://www.photosight.ru/photos/3909820/
And here's another picture of her: http://cache.photosight.ru/img/c/d67/3935332_larg…
Seconded. Tineye confirmed it was the exact same photo on the russian web-site.
Using google translator I found that…she's a russian model, but no name yet. And there are a lot of photos of her, under one photographer.
<a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2 Fwww.photosight.ru%2Fphotos%2F3909820%2F&act=url” target=”_blank”>http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&pr…” target=”_blank”>Fwww.photosight.ru%2Fphotos%2F3909820%2F&act=url
if that link doesn't work, http://tinyurl.com/4cyoxcf
google translates the comment section
Reading the comments with google translate is pure entertainment.
Massive, LOW sideboob.
She has to be pushing it with her hidden hand – she is leaning away – it would move away as well.
Who I ask you! WHOOOOOOOO!!!
epic milkers for all you midwesterners out there
is this her: http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=7299876
no that is not her
Merciful lord. This is the most epic sideboob I've ever seen.
#44 won it for me.
Most disgusting thing I've seen all day, but I would agree.
That would be me. It was pretty disgusting at the time but they were delicious once we cooked them
And worth it to be Randomized
I've had them served at restaurants before, and love the taste, I just didn't know how bad they look before they're cooked. Learn something new every day witt DAR I guess
they're pretty tasty before they're cooked too (bonus points if they're uncooked and still alive)…i've eaten squid that way (the bugles way) but not octopus
#3 Add to cart
heee haaaa hoooo weeeeeeeeee
#34 i think thats that actually hot!
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