Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

  • Redd

    #29 is sexy.


      Agreed!! Who is she?!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Javier-Galvis/524325471 Javier Galvis

        i think it's Malin Akerman


          You are correct. I had to do a search. This was part of Details Magazine. I don't even know what Details is but I think I might subscribe if this is what I get!!

          • Ta Ta Hunter

            If you have Google you can see her baby feeders (safe search off)

            • andysniper

              she whips 'em out in one of the Harold and Kumar movies i think.

        • seriously

          How do you people know this shit?

        • Gabriel leezee

          i think she stinkin your shit you guy! probly all crazy and dumply like that. ya whhaut a funga girl. semells of shits, in your locker.

    • BloodScrubber

      Waking up and seeing that beauty would make every morning…..morning wood day.

      • ask khole

        haha fuck fuck…. noooooooooooooo!!!!!! dont say shit like that shit its all trashy bad taset afucl!!!!

    • Nunya Bidness

      I must have stared at it for like 30 seconds wondering why she had no pants on.

      I forgot I was on theChive, and that was the WHOLE POINT.

      No more whiskey on an empty stomach.

    • Just a Guy

      wish i was downstairs looking up!

  • apple

    #1 theres your problem right there

    • kraze_eye

      How many 'shoulda got a Ferd' jokes are we gonna have?
      I love my 4Runner, same year as #1!

      • jay22

        Shoulda got a ford…

    • Dirty Dingus

      Also #13

    • Mizzat

      There's nothing wrong with it.
      Refer to

    • J-ROC

      Once the tide went out they just drove it right outta there, YOTAS RULE

    • v4vendetta14

      Jersey Shore Douchebags!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #19 – Custom Checkered Vans please!!!!!

    RIP Mitch! #30

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      the chivery … it's like the greatest party on earth, but last call is at 11.

      bring on the tumbs down xD
      – i love you chive ♥

      • McBeastie


  • Caca

    Y DAR so damn epic?

    • The Dude

      Meme Fail 🙂

      • Caca

        Birth fail 😦

    • Dirty Dingus

      I can't wait!

    • Lil Jon

      Failed fail.

  • Coolio69

    Who the hell is #36???

    • dentonbeard

      Don't know, but, if you're gonna pull a gun on someone you better have the nerve to pull the trigger. If not, then put the damn gun down so we can see your TaTas.

    • Wolfram

      A fully loaded girl

    • Dizzle

      i dunno but she can rest her elbows on her breasts….. on her breasts.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        So that will not look weird when she is dressed.
        But then again, thats why god invented polygamy, one to keep indoors and one to show the world.

    • Lil Jon

      Drop your gun and put your tits where I can see 'em!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      that is so poorly shopped it is not even funny. but i suppose those who are ok with fake tits are also ok with photoshop tits…

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        photoshop or not made me shoot blanks ( im a pothead ) 😉

      • Jak

        I'm just not seeing it man. I think you're full of shit.

      • Matt

        photoshopped or not, they look horrible.

    • lowtalker

      That's Titty Titty Bang Bang… thought you knew.

      • Jay

        I don't care, but I nearly came.

      • Nunya bidnez

        that's better than what I was going to come up with – well done.

    • Matthew Molin

      i dont know but she is perfect

    • john dory

      jesus titty fucking christ!

    • Gasperion

      Her name is Cali-Luv.

      Some awesome bloke by the name of Jason said it a many comment pages over. I just thought to save others some time and effort.

  • Random

    #45 – I'll be Bamm Bamm

    • poop

      BE CAREFUL. i think she has pebbles in her crack.

    • BobSugar

      Pebbles does need some BamBam

      • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

        what does that even mean? o_O ……………….

        • BobSugar

          Derp. coolstorybro

    • lol

      that is by far one of the best bums

  • The Dude

    #17 one step closer to a SC girl post

  • metalcool36

    #6 yes #45 I would like to use that as a pillow 🙂

    • Hooligan

      I'm sorry but I wanna nail Emily . . . HARD!!! #6

      • chuckingfuck

        yah, fucken…. shit, man?

  • http://www.facebook.com/bubblebob Ricardo Cruz

    #1 do not borrow your van to Scumbag Steve. Never

    • Lynne

      And do not borrow your English grammar book to Ricardo Cruz, as he will allow it to lie unread.

    • acash

      Can I borrow your car, bro?

      Sinks it

      • COCKOCKOcain

        Aah you got beer? Yo Hook me up Bro

        drinks case, vommits, passes out on your couch

  • WordBoss

    #38 . . . I miss (staring at) Hot Britney

  • I am Name

    #36 Must…..Have….. MORE!!!!

    • BloodScrubber

      Sometimes this happens when the lady doesn't come first….just sayin…

    • testington

      it is gross and really poorly photoshopped

      • Jen

        that would be so annoying to have those things bouncing around and hindering all your movements! those things are MASSIVE

        • TitoRigatoni

          agreed – but it doesn't look like they bounce at all. they look like rock-hard masses of solid plastic. eww.

  • PtotheF

    #13 Uhhh… How about Paul Frank?

    • Dub

      His mouth looks like a watermelon slice.

      Call him Melon Head. Or Colonel Sanders.

      Also, your neck/chin/cleavage sort of make the image of a heart. Sort of. I like your cleavage. I mean monkey.. and heart… cleavage.

      • Bin

        Commander Jism

    • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

      Isn't it's name already Julius?

      • Jules`

        Call him DAR 🙂

        • Zack

          Agreed with jules! or call him mr. Socko!

    • Trevor

      Admiral Squeeky Meat sounds like a winner to me.

    • isawoj

      Captain Blood Fart

      • Trevor

        Dr. Grease Doink

    • jrj


    • jabitt

      Pedo Monkey

    • The Other Jake

      name him Tittles…

      • B k

        he is now Tittles!

    • Stress Fetish

      Scumbag Monkey

    • Hawk

      Annie's Boobs!

    • guest

      fancy lad, London broil, Dave Letterman… all good choices.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      "Spank" of course.

      • piburly


    • Old Spice

      Isaiah Mustafa

    • Gabs

      Call it "Boobs" , cant think of any other name atm
      Or what about a merging of "Hot" and "Boobs" : "HoBo"

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #17 is amazing… great day of dar

  • aosux

    #36. "Hey, you wanna get that gun out of the way of your boobs?!"

    • Dub

      "Did she show you her boobs?"

      "Nah, I got the shaft."

    • corey mc

      what gun?

  • ISU Birds

    #26 The Keebler Elf is gonna get messed up.

    • StevenMcTowlieeeee

      I use to work at that grocery store that place is fucked.

  • Nick702

    #17 nice back piece. #36 nice piece

  • RIP

    Rice is great, if you're hungry for 2000 of something.


    How can you eat at a time like this??? People are missing! More like "Smith, SEARCH party of 3."


    • Cory B

      I didn't go to school to learn my AA BB CC's… God God dammit dammit!

      • Reg

        At a traffic light; Green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. It's exactly the opposite on a banana. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means…where the fuck did you get that banana at??

    • T Bags

      My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no. But I do want a regular banana later so…


    • MitchForever

      If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

      • JuanPa

        This one guy said "look at that girl's butt! She has a nice butt."
        I said "yeah, I bet she can sit down excellently."

        Also, #45

      • ????

        if you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit… unless you are a table.

        i had an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow shit.

      • Bordo

        Unless you are a table

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Dennison/15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      I'm against picketing but i don't know how to show it


    you are still awesome mitch rip #30

    • Brobraham Lincoln

      I find that a duck's opinion of me is strongly influenced by whether or not I have bread.

      • amanda

        man, you must really like Tide

      • Pat

        They also eat free at subway

    • Stress Fetish

      "If I play my music too loud, my neighbor will pound on the wall. I say 'Go around. I cannot open the wall'."

      • Corey

        "An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarly Stairs, sorry for the convenience"

    • benneh

      "I think bigfoot is inherently blurry, which is actually more scary. We have a large, out of focus monster terrorizing the country side!"

      "People are always talking about acceptance… black, white, purple, we should accept all people. Well I say, we need to draw the line somewhere: to HELL with purple people!"

    • misschris

      My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so … yeah". LMAO

    • v4vendetta14

      This was always my favorite…

      In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smackie the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system; I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought, "Man, here comes that frog…I'd better play dead." You never say, "Here comes that frog" in a terrified manner. It's always optimistic, like, "Hey, here comes that frog, all right.

    • MitchRules

      I saw a whino eating grapes and I said dude you have to wait.

      • Mitch

        I don't have a girlfriend… but I do know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.

  • Steven

    Can we have a gallery of her? #6

    • PoliteAsshole

      I would like to politely disagree, if I may.

    • Hooligan

      I'm sorry but I wanna nail Emily . . . HARD!!!

    • v4vendetta14

      I second that! Emily is cute!

  • Jak

    #1 Man, Charlie Sheen really has hit rock bottom.

  • Brother Maynard

    #45 best ending in a while.

  • Nick702

    #42 is responsible for #1

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #30 – "What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable." RIP Mitch

    • johnny

      "wearing a turtleneck with a backpack is like being strangled by a really weak midget all day long"

    • RiKo

      who was he?

      • Seven

        don't you have google?

      • ryj

        he will end you from above

    • sumguy8919

      " I wanna make a vending machine that sells vending machines… It'll have to be real fucking big!"

    • Denki

      every picture of you is when you are younger!

      • Jen

        Here's a picture of me when I'm older. You son of a bitch! How'd you pull that off??

        • QuantuM

          Kit Kat imprints their name in their candy bar… THAT ROBS YOU OF CHOCOLATE

  • http://www.facebook.com/petewhip petewhip

    #36 something about this really turns me on.

    • Brad

      It's probably the giant boobs.

    • Nina

      Now why did I never think about using my Sauer .22 Long Rifle to turn guys on..

      Or does this just apply to handguns?

      • EZEE

        Wait, what? I mean, holy Jesus…

      • NoZ

        Might just be me, but girl + gun is generally a good thing.

      • http://www.facebook.com/petewhip petewhip

        any gun will do especially if its mine

  • Brad

    RIP Mitch Hedberg "Bananas are like the opposite of traffic lights. Green means wait, yellow means go ahead. And red means where the fuck did you get that banana?"

    "I like refried beans, but I wanna try fried beans. Cuz maybe they're just as good and we're wasting our time."

    • Dave

      "Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something"

    • jenpen

      "A tortilla is just a sleeping bag for ground beef"

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