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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
"I didn't have a candle holder, so I bought a cake."
"Whenever I'm walking down the street and someone hands me a flier, I feel like they're saying 'Here, you throw this away'."
#30 I asked my friend if I could stay at his house one time, and he said "alright, but you're gonna have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity. You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.
#13 You could call me whatever you want..
#29 Malin Akerman, MOAR ..
MOAR #17 !!!!!!!!!
#30 I saw Mitch in the nineties at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, NJ. I was 18 or 19 and had no idea who he was….but he was one funny MF'er….R.I.P.
why can't I see any photo content from chive but I can from full throttle and the brigade?
#30 "I bought an ant farm, those lazy fuckers didn't grow shit!"
RIP Mitch Hedberg. Maybe instead of the famous "what would N.P.H. do" we all should start sayin "what would M.H. do" #34
RIP Mitch…..
I went to the doctor and all he did was drink blood from my neck…don't go see Dr. Acula