Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Nowak/100000212541689 Matt Nowak

    #6 AGREED

  • @mr_joshwa

    #30 I think they could take Sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember Sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song: "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a… bun." How's a Sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fuckin' magical! There's got to be some Sesame seed glue out there! Either that, or they're adhesive on one side. "Take the Sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spec-tac-u-lar." What does a Sesame seed grow into? I don't know; we never gave them a chance! What the fuck is a Sesame? … It's a street! It's a way…to open shit!

  • @mr_joshwa

    how about "LB" for Lucky Bastard

  • Stevo

    #27 comprehensive burn

  • The Guest

    I haven't slept for ten days…

    because that would be too long.

  • Tristan

    who is #17

  • Tristan


  • Tristan

    #17 who is she?

  • jojo

    help me understand #25??

  • Wes

    #27 They were both sluts, it's just that one of them is a slut in the information era where we know everything she does every minute of every day.

    BTW, I'm referring to Audrey's character in that movie, not the lady herself. I'm sure she was charming.

  • Dave

    #29 Fuck Yeah!!!!

  • Dave

    #45 GAP!

  • Bob

    #12…If Sauron found the ring, he wouldn't be trying to return it, duh.
    #17…I hate it when I fall in love with a photograph.

  • http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

    #36 I'd still try and get some. If I copped a feel before bleeding out it'd be worth it.

  • Truth.Inc

    #13 Sock Monkey = Pong Lenis

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephan-Tamminga/100000604099411 Stephan Tamminga

    Chive, could you PLEASE get rid of those annoying banners with audio? I don't mind banners, but this is just absurd…

  • T Money

    Mitch: "I do not have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be severely pissed off to hear me say that."
    RIP good buddy

  • bill

    i was going to comment on a few of them but damn they're all awesome

  • Austin

    #26 – Yup, that pretty much sums up OK.

    # 30 – "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." RIP Mitch!

  • bisketz

    Shoulda saved #45 for Wednesday, but I'm not complaining that I get to see it now.

  • Bob

    #43 was awesome, Chuck is such a pussyfest of babes

  • v4vendetta14

    Chive, please find #17! Hot chick + cool tats=Awesome!!!

  • Chris

    #44 you made me smile 🙂 thanks

  • TIR

    Where was #35 taken? My dive buddies and I are dying to know.

  • phideauxe

    We miss you Mitch. You were a genius.

    "I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that — ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!'"

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