Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Jon

    Good way to start the morning

  • blake honda

    #2
    I'll get that bitch a book
    Bitches love books.

    • 6655321

      Perhaps you should get her an original joke.

      • hiya

        I'll get that bitch an original joke
        bitches love original jokes

    • jabroni

      Silly rabbit, bitches can't read

  • yoda

    Daily Morning Randomness… I see your typo, Bob
    #21 should be in stores everywhere

  • tom

    #7

    Oh did ya make both signs? You're disgracing what "That's What She Said" is all about.

  • allen

    Bacon toothpaste: Try not to swallow.

  • Error404k

    #10
    you married a good man

  • Jake

    #2 hahaha yes… #21 F*** yes

  • Eric

    #2
    90's shows were the shit. I'd like to see Mr.Rogers and The Power Rangers beat the shit out of dora and bob the builder.

    • Dad

      Dora is the most annoying cartoon ever produced.

      • metalcool36

        They would -.- … Don't make Mr. Rogers angry

        • Mr. Rogers

          You wouldn't like me when I'm ang…oh wait, thats the Hulk

    • Bree1912

      Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high
      take a look, it's in a book, it's reading rainbow

      I can do anything
      friends to know, and ways to grow
      reading rainbow!

  • Joel

    #15 I don't remember it being scary, but I do remember thinking one of those hands was trying to cop a feel.

    • Henry Gibson

      He was voted the luckiest man of 1984.

    • Dan

      Trying? Dude grabbed himself a handful.

    • mike b

      was just about to say this! that guy knew exactly what he was going for!

  • Aytchie

    #21 is glorious

    • Lleamen

      How could you resist swallowing though?

      Wow, that's probably the least hetro thing I've said all day.

  • pokeman134

    #11 i had an online class and my teacher had it set up so we could see his screen, he has windows xp being emulated inside windows 7 being emulated in osx. talk about deep.

    • naigoto

      "talk about deep" – that's what I said but she didn't want to ):

  • MrEff

    #18 But definitely shopped, anyone who bought a plastic lawn pool in the 80s knows that picture 😀

  • tommybhoy

    #22 this was also a good movie/comedy…better than the real robin hood!

    • Dude

      YES I thought so too! I saw this movie before I saw Kevin Costner's Robin hood on the TV. The original sucks.

    • Bree1912

      Agreed!! Mel Brooks is awesome!

    • Nina

      We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
      We're men, we're men in tights!

    • itsjustme

      That's because unlike some other Robin Hoods he can speak with an English accent.

  • leocast

    #22

    haha!!!

    • adam

      "And why should the people listen to you", "Because unlike some other Robin Hoods I can speak with an English accent"

  • Keith

    #13 This kid is going to have an awesome childhood.

  • De La Vega

    #17 it's a pity that Rick Moranis doesn't act anymore. it would be cool to see him again on Ghostbusters 3

    • Ryan

      Never did think Steve Martin was all that funny. Just don't like his style.

      • Greg

        "Arugula, Its a Vegitable" Best line in that movie by far!

        • Randy Marsh

          Damn you Greg for beating me to the punch

        • Jordan

          You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Why is that? Because you could melt all this stuff.

        • BobSugar

          Barney Coopersmith… inventor of the rotary engine.

        • V4Vendetta14

          The feds wouldn't let me keep my dog on account that it only answered to his name…Fongol

      • Thor Mannion

        yeah the dude was never funny to me , just a freakin idiot

    • kris

      This movie is awesome!!!! I was wondering about Rick Morranis the other day. What happened to him?

      • Barette

        He's made a country album, which is exactly what any 5"4' Jewish Canadian comedian would do.

    • http://twitter.com/jimbojones1 @jimbojones1

      awesome movie.

  • Beck

    #22 Let’s get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!

  • beck

    #22 Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!

    • Bradster

      We're men, manly men, we're men in tights. YES!

    • matt

      did you say abe lincoln, no i said hey blinkin

    • Bree1912

      Achoo. A JEW?! Where?! lol

      • adam

        I CAN SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOPE I WAS WRONG

  • Cdog

    #3 Christchurch.

    Its good to be alive

  • PWNT

    #1 "It's so realistic!"

    • http://www.facebook.com/animal107 Shane Ellerthorpe

      It's a Thrustmaster Cougar HOTAS(Hands on throttle and stick)… I have one collecting dust from back in my PC days playing Mechwarrior. Back in the early days of the internet, when people still had LAN parties.

      • Jak

        You're gay

    • Rusty

      Dude, Falcon 4.0 was the best flight sim ever. I used to use it as a tool for avoiding dealing with my cunt ex-wife. Got really good at it, too.

  • Mike

    #11 Might be the best one yet.

  • Adam

    #10
    I still love you Kaylee!

    • SeanP

      I humbly request moar Jewel Staite…we can overlook this bacon infraction just this one

    • P90

      I think of her as Dr. Jennifer Keller.

  • Thrice

    theChive keeps me from writing my papers.

    • ReyTiburones

      I concur, writing my thesis has been severely slowed….and yet, I am most certainly okay with it

      • Jules

        It keeps me from being a fully productive worker too…. No complaints, just LOLs aaaallllll daaaay 🙂

  • sethapotomus

    My Blue Heaven played on a constant loop at the video store I worked at in high school… Great movie, we always had it on…

    • JuanPa

      your high school had a video store?

  • PokePoke

    #22 'An archery contest?!'

    • nevermore

      he split robin's arrow in TWAIN!

      • Bree1912

        Wait it says here he gets another shot!

        • adam

          YES HE DOES HE DOES

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