Friday Facts fit for the village idiot (10 Facts)

  • BobSugar

    "Apperently" it's "illigal" to use Google for spell check in Chi-town. I'm just spell nazi joking, I praise The Chive… but honestly, the only acceptable reason for these editorial mistakes is because your secretary sits there topless. In that case, well done.

  • OneClownShoe

    Bunkle Fuck.

  • ZeeGerman

    Uncle Buck.

  • Yeahbeer

    #10 haha what?!?!

  • Smackman

    #8 – "You like all-terrain vehicals? I got a brand new bronco right out in the parking lot. Red" Loved that scene.

  • RiKo

    #3 i must break you.

  • Lavender

    #2 this picture cracked me up

  • Andy

    You misspelled illegal on #10. Spellcheck?

  • kyle

    toothpick guy = movie: Uncle Buck

  • zilch

    #8 Backdoor sluts 9

  • chodenipples

    Did anyone guess the movie yet on #8?

  • ed307

    totally impressed that not only did so many people remember this movie but people actually remember this characters name.

  • Nikki P.

    #7 That lion has awesome hair!

  • bear

    "Laughs expel out of the human body at a speed of 70 MPH, while a sneeze leaves at 100 MPH. Stupid, I Know right? "

    Wouldn't a laugh travel at the speed of sound, ~770 mph?

  • Josh

    #6 COME AT ME BRO!

  • PWNT

    Uncle Buck. That was an easy one.

  • DuroyPrime

    #1 if the dog were from TN, it would be drinking a Budweiser, Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR. You're argument is moot.

  • Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the middle finger has the fastest growing nail…

  • Farscapestuey

    #8 Uncle Buck

  • rick

    #5 – Natures way of giving us the perfect nose picker.

  • showtownman

    #7 In Baltimore, you bet it happened. Law was inacted as a result of a vaudeville performer who got killed by the lion in their act. Probably another of example of laws that push the envelope (since alternatives already existed in permit restrictions, etc.), but that's the reason.

  • uhhh, guys...

    … i the only one that noticed illegal is spelled incorrectly?

  • skylarrrr

    #8…UNCLE BUCK!!! God, My family made this a must-watch movie every damn Christmas xDDD

  • Joeseph

    someone should do a john hughes post

  • Bejesus

    #9 is wrong.. A sneeze is only 30mph avg

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