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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

February 28, 2011 | In: Funny, Motivational

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DCMOFO

#11 ….. yeah that's nice.

T.T. Tiger

Charlie Bronson's always got rope

lolol

Stacy Kiebler FTLW

Pat

#27 My Fav.!
Kaneda

#4 Totally lost it.
blah

woke up..new post ^3^…lolzz
Capit

#11 Tits or save it for hump day!

Brother Maynard

Man cannot live by tits alone.

HankT

#11…one of my favorite all time photos…
markuskoppel

No respect to women but ''Back to the kitchen'' jokes makes me always laugh! #27

HANK

No "respect' to you but maybe you should go "back to school"
Hez26

i see what you did there…ill give u a thumb but it's a drop in the bucket at this point.

markuskoppel

god damn it, I ment no DISrespect to women. I really came out like a douche bag on this one. Sorry women!

Robb

#11 Stacy Keibler FTW!!!

Raksasa

Boondock Saints FTW!!!

Jen

i want to BE her ass.

whitneysouth

molesterbation. haha

JMartin

Nice

thatguy

#5 .. but Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

Awkward

Firefox is not a company…

Don_Aguelo

Thank you, Dr. Smartass

Lame

That's like saying Ronald McDonald is the CEO of the Big Mac. This joke makes no damn sense.

texan

I resent this one #7

Ms K

I resent this as well. I resent it as a smart person and especially as a Texan.
Random Crazy Person

This picture is a FAIL.
Florida is the stupid state, so stupid that FARK had to create a special tag for them.
Don_Aguelo

Don't worry, it is a fictional character.
There are no intelligent people from Texas.
Htownpunk

Who gives a shit! I'm sure some ass wipe from NY or CA created this one. We all know what geniuses those two states regularly produce, right? Just look at how well all of those "educated" people maintain their respective states……..enough said.

amrith777

On a side note–I love that show–it's hilarious!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

Wow. Itsa joke. So you are from Texas and consider yourself intelligent, good for you. Are you really going to come on the Chive and start talking about something you find offensive? Give me a break. Then every woman should come and say "I resent get back in the kitchen " jokes. And every Jewish person should come on and say "I resent all the bacon is great posts" and every plumber should come on and say "Mario is a stereotype." Get over it, be quiet, and move on. Lighten up.

amrith777

^ ^ ^ THIS. Amen.
texan

Someone has sand in their vagina. My comment was never intended as a sign of being offended, I love The Chive! It was just a comical observation on my part…
And you tell me to lighten up, jeez…

http://twitter.com/141characters @141characters

sand in the vagina parts. nice. we have plenty of smart people from Texas.. mathew maconahay… G W… Jessica Simpson… just to name a few. case, set, match.

P-diddy

actually Jessica Simpson has an IQ of like 130 or something she just plays dumb. unfortunately the same cant be said for G.W. and Matt. however, as someone who has dated a girl from texas, i will say that you produce some really HOT chicks
@texan: you might not have been bitching but a few other people were.

http://twitter.com/141characters @141characters

i was stretching to think of another one. hence why she is at the end.

HANK

O dawn I must say I love the rant about not ranting on the chive I give you two thumbs up:)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

thanks, it must have been the sand in my vagina!

V. Putin

I have been to Texas many times….if you can read Green Eggs and Ham, then you are smarter then every Texan alive or dead.

Also, if you visit Texas, make sure your balls are showing and you have a "lone star" emblem on something in your possession or they'll think you're acting uppity.

smartsouth

Wow, I bet everybody where' you're from just loves you.

Big E

#3 whoever made that never saw that awesome snickers ad

Danno

Correct. Kinda awesome but more creepy.

Wolfram

#25 Felicia Day makes some hilarious shows
Jimmy C

#3 that commercial was the worst. Creeped the shit out of me.

MigraineBoy

I thought it was a from "Meet The Feebles" by Peter Jackson. I was wrong.

tylenol

It was a Snickers commercial they showed around halloween…

Richard Nixon

#9 – beauty and brains – nothing beats that combo

Dirty Dingus

ya but…..'Anything + Tits' is a pretty good combo too.
http://twitter.com/141characters @141characters

if by brains you mean melons… then yes.

OneClownShoe

#7 Knock knock knock…Penny? Knock knock knock…Penny? Knock knock knock…Penny?

Jeff

Bazinga!

Jay

# 3 was the snickers ad with the two little people standing on top of eachother with the costume on.

Edge

By comparison, your explanation easily dwarfs mine.

mali_sapun

#19 only if u scroll with your eyes. look at one spot only.
and #23 is really about knowing her place.

HANK

your cool

Urban

#25 Neil Patrick Harris is bad ass!

DTZeiro

What movie is this from?

guest

Dr. Horribles Sing along blog

sdc

And it's… Awe…wait for it…sume!

Seriously, go download it. If you don't like musicals, I promise this will be the first musical you will LOVE!

You're welcome!
sdc

BTW, also pictured is the hottie and every so talented ginger Felicia Day.

StevieB

Additionally, he's not texting: he's controlling an armoured van by remote control.

Sizzle

These motivational pictures are funny, but no one knows how to caption them properly.

For example #5 should say FIREFOX: Founder and CEO. Not the random HE. God, people are fucking stupid.

GAWD

Firefox is not a fucking company, moron. lol.

HANK

So what the FUCK is firefox?

Shit

A fucking PRODUCT, made by fucking MOZILLA. FUCK.

Boyo

#20 – Scince there is an allotted amount of insect parts that can be in meat….. prolly most people.
Dom

#3 The neighborhood children Loooooove Snickers.
v4vendetta14

#9, Young Audrey Hepburn? Cute and classy… #18, Aliens was always my favorite movie. I wish they would do a movie centered around the "colonial marines"…
napamamascribe

totally watched #19 for a solid 3 minutes…
Diana Santos

#27 carefull…she got a gun…and she can also put poison on your food :p

HANK

No they dont let them carry guns their holsters are specially designed to hold a spatula

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