It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

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    #11 ….. yeah that's nice.

    • T.T. Tiger

      Charlie Bronson's always got rope

      • lolol

        Stacy Kiebler FTLW

  • Pat

    #27 My Fav.!

  • Kaneda

    #4 Totally lost it.

  • blah

    woke post ^3^…lolzz

  • Capit

    #11 Tits or save it for hump day!

    • Brother Maynard

      Man cannot live by tits alone.

  • HankT

    #11…one of my favorite all time photos…

  • markuskoppel

    No respect to women but ''Back to the kitchen'' jokes makes me always laugh! #27

    • HANK

      No "respect' to you but maybe you should go "back to school"

    • Hez26

      i see what you did there…ill give u a thumb but it's a drop in the bucket at this point.

      • markuskoppel

        god damn it, I ment no DISrespect to women. I really came out like a douche bag on this one. Sorry women!

  • Robb

    #11 Stacy Keibler FTW!!!

    • Raksasa

      Boondock Saints FTW!!!

      • Jen

        i want to BE her ass.

  • whitneysouth

    molesterbation. haha

    • JMartin


  • thatguy

    #5 .. but Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

    • Awkward

      Firefox is not a company…

      • Don_Aguelo

        Thank you, Dr. Smartass

    • Lame

      That's like saying Ronald McDonald is the CEO of the Big Mac. This joke makes no damn sense.

  • texan

    I resent this one #7

    • Ms K

      I resent this as well. I resent it as a smart person and especially as a Texan.

    • Random Crazy Person

      This picture is a FAIL.
      Florida is the stupid state, so stupid that FARK had to create a special tag for them.

    • Don_Aguelo

      Don't worry, it is a fictional character.
      There are no intelligent people from Texas.

    • Htownpunk

      Who gives a shit! I'm sure some ass wipe from NY or CA created this one. We all know what geniuses those two states regularly produce, right? Just look at how well all of those "educated" people maintain their respective states……..enough said.

      • amrith777

        On a side note–I love that show–it's hilarious!!

    • Dawn DuBois

      Wow. Itsa joke. So you are from Texas and consider yourself intelligent, good for you. Are you really going to come on the Chive and start talking about something you find offensive? Give me a break. Then every woman should come and say "I resent get back in the kitchen " jokes. And every Jewish person should come on and say "I resent all the bacon is great posts" and every plumber should come on and say "Mario is a stereotype." Get over it, be quiet, and move on. Lighten up.

      • amrith777

        ^ ^ ^ THIS. Amen.

      • texan

        Someone has sand in their vagina. My comment was never intended as a sign of being offended, I love The Chive! It was just a comical observation on my part…
        And you tell me to lighten up, jeez…

        • @141characters

          sand in the vagina parts. nice. we have plenty of smart people from Texas.. mathew maconahay… G W… Jessica Simpson… just to name a few. case, set, match.

          • P-diddy

            actually Jessica Simpson has an IQ of like 130 or something she just plays dumb. unfortunately the same cant be said for G.W. and Matt. however, as someone who has dated a girl from texas, i will say that you produce some really HOT chicks
            @texan: you might not have been bitching but a few other people were.

            • @141characters

              i was stretching to think of another one. hence why she is at the end.

      • HANK

        O dawn I must say I love the rant about not ranting on the chive I give you two thumbs up:)

        • Dawn DuBois

          thanks, it must have been the sand in my vagina!

    • V. Putin

      I have been to Texas many times….if you can read Green Eggs and Ham, then you are smarter then every Texan alive or dead.

      Also, if you visit Texas, make sure your balls are showing and you have a "lone star" emblem on something in your possession or they'll think you're acting uppity.

      • smartsouth

        Wow, I bet everybody where' you're from just loves you.

  • Big E

    #3 whoever made that never saw that awesome snickers ad

    • Danno

      Correct. Kinda awesome but more creepy.

  • Wolfram

    #25 Felicia Day makes some hilarious shows

  • Jimmy C

    #3 that commercial was the worst. Creeped the shit out of me.

    • MigraineBoy

      I thought it was a from "Meet The Feebles" by Peter Jackson. I was wrong.

      • tylenol

        It was a Snickers commercial they showed around halloween…

  • Richard Nixon

    #9 – beauty and brains – nothing beats that combo

    • Dirty Dingus

      ya but…..'Anything + Tits' is a pretty good combo too.

    • @141characters

      if by brains you mean melons… then yes.

  • OneClownShoe

    #7 Knock knock knock…Penny? Knock knock knock…Penny? Knock knock knock…Penny?

    • Jeff


  • Jay

    # 3 was the snickers ad with the two little people standing on top of eachother with the costume on.

    • Edge

      By comparison, your explanation easily dwarfs mine.

  • mali_sapun

    #19 only if u scroll with your eyes. look at one spot only.
    and #23 is really about knowing her place.

    • HANK

      your cool

  • Urban

    #25 Neil Patrick Harris is bad ass!

    • DTZeiro

      What movie is this from?

      • guest

        Dr. Horribles Sing along blog

        • sdc

          And it's… Awe…wait for it…sume!

          Seriously, go download it. If you don't like musicals, I promise this will be the first musical you will LOVE!

          You're welcome!

        • sdc

          BTW, also pictured is the hottie and every so talented ginger Felicia Day.

          • StevieB

            Additionally, he's not texting: he's controlling an armoured van by remote control.

  • Sizzle

    These motivational pictures are funny, but no one knows how to caption them properly.

    For example #5 should say FIREFOX: Founder and CEO. Not the random HE. God, people are fucking stupid.

    • GAWD

      Firefox is not a fucking company, moron. lol.

      • HANK

        So what the FUCK is firefox?

        • Shit

          A fucking PRODUCT, made by fucking MOZILLA. FUCK.

  • Boyo

    #20 – Scince there is an allotted amount of insect parts that can be in meat….. prolly most people.

  • Dom

    #3 The neighborhood children Loooooove Snickers.

  • v4vendetta14

    #9, Young Audrey Hepburn? Cute and classy… #18, Aliens was always my favorite movie. I wish they would do a movie centered around the "colonial marines"…

  • napamamascribe

    totally watched #19 for a solid 3 minutes…

  • Diana Santos

    #27 carefull…she got a gun…and she can also put poison on your food :p

    • HANK

      No they dont let them carry guns their holsters are specially designed to hold a spatula

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