Things that make you go hmmm (21 photos)

  • jetrome

    #12 #17. Awesome!

    • Ny.Wolf

      now that i look at it, thats a martial arts logo on the door, so that pic makes alot of sense. and made me lol when i realized it

    • Katsura_Kotaro

      I am in Japan right now and just picked up one of those shirts from Uniqlo, you get a dvd with a little ova. really cool

  • Ny.Wolf

    Favourites – #9, #17, #3, #8

  • aosux

    #14 is so true! I think I'll go buy a car now.

  • aosux

    #15 BAIL, LUST, THESE. Weird

    • Northman

      Maniac, suicide, naked… Should I be worried?

      • Wolfram

        I got Dread, Maniac, Bail… I think I should be worried.

        • Dub

          Mad, Sin, Naked

          This explains 90% of every day of my life.

          • Heather Kelly

            I got secrets, passion, naked. Heh….I think it works!

            • Phil

              crush, passion, cut

              • pokeman134

                secrets naked and coke.. am i turning in to charlie sheen? NOOOOOOO

                • Jimmy

                  i got passion coke suicide I AM CHARLIE SHEEN

                  • Mr_Hym

                    Fool, leave, suicide. That's depressing.

                    • DudeBro

                      Lust, Secret, Kick

                  • ShaHiRo

                    I got passion, coke and cum…pretty much dead on.

          • roundabout

            i got arm, raid, and man.


        • F.S.M.

          I got "Posted At Chive"…. Hmmm… That works

      • AlcoholicCactus

        I got these three as well

      • RabidB

        Mad Suicide Kiss…. sweet!

      • F.S.M.

        I got Posted At Chive….. hmm…. yep that works

      • Amy

        I got the exact same ones. Dunn DUnn DUnnnn…

    • Richard

      I got Suicide, cum and these.

      • Shitfaced

        I got exactly the same. WTF.

    • Ryan

      Crush Suicide Scum

      • testington

        suicide hug cum I think somebody just put a bunch of negative words to try and be funny, would have been cool if it was a real thing but I think it is a joke

        • iAm1-NAMI

          I could CRUSH a FOOL like you and LEAVE, but what's the point?

          you'll never hear me tell you of course it's a freaking joke.

    • AnyoneForCoffee


    • sully23

      mad, peep, naked.

    • nemesis

      Crush Fool.


      • 123RoastHim

        I got those as well. O/*O <— internet high-five

        • 123RoastHim

          …or me slapping your face.

    • Smells like eggs

      Secret-naked-kick….just things I do in my sleep I guess

    • ????

      gemini, secret, private. i'm a leo

    • boss

      Man. Made. Suicide.

    • Nunya bidnez

      Made. Hay. Deed

      yeah.. I know… I don't get it either

      • Not good

        maniac, rage, suck

    • marcochan

      Meme, Secret, Feel.

      Wait, is meme a word?

    • Carl R. Evans

      I got Fool, Dread, Malice.

      I don't like this test.

    • WHT

      Nom (this is the internet, that counts), man, sweet (backwards)

      • johnny boy

        lust fool secret… dude i've got problems

        • Peety

          If you got problems, I feel bad for you son…

    • BeccaB86

      Rage, naked and suicide… yep, that's me alright.

    • Redgoat

      Sin, Made Secrets….

    • WTF?


    • notveryimportant

      i got secret, love, suicide. sounds like my life is going to suck

    • Juan

      I got Leave. Man. and Suicide.

      Damn, I gotta call a doctor…

    • wztarheel

      KICK, ASS, NAKED!!! Hell yeah!!!

    • Alcy

      Secret, Past and Orgy… hmmm is right

      • out of L field john

        suicide, talker, flesh… well, it's been nice knowing you all

    • Brand_n

      I got Naked, Cum, Coke…

      • Bree1912

        Passion, Coke, Malice….well I think we are the only others that got Coke lol

        • Brand_n

          Maybe that's a sign that we need to meet up, buy an 8-ball and go to town? xD

      • D.C

        I got bail leave coke, probably cause i always bail and leave people to go do coke

    • William

      Secret, Cut, Pee. Hmmm

    • Sauru

      i got mad naked and pogo

    • andysniper

      Read. Crush. Fool.


    • DrJTrotter

      Cut Coke, Kiss.

      Party On!

    • Dan

      sweet, coke, passion

      • Dub

        Sweet Coke Passion is a great tagline for Coca Cola….

    • Ashley

      Naked. Nude. Wisdom.

      Sounds right to me!

    • RealJerseyBean

      Secret, Naked, Dread ….hmmm

    • Max Power

      Naked. Deed. Passion.
      I had a hot, all day fling yesterday. Possible that it's still on my mind and this thing works? Mind=Blown.

    • mtpuckhead

      Wet. Made. Rage.

    • damn

      bail, see, flesh. i guess i can see, i have flesh, and i got bailed out of jail once…but i dont really see how those describe specifically me…

    • ned

      mad, naked, passion

    • Jest684

      secret peep cut

    • Ouch

      Sin, naked, flesh.. Yeah that's about right

    • EDo


      man, I'm fucked..

      • wolbie


    • johnny

      crush, fool, leave…awesome

    • mike

      #15 Sin, Suicide, Crush ….. Jesus Christ i dont like that at all!!!

      • JstevensF

        secret lust naked . . . take from it what you will

        • ale

          fool, suicide, secret… not cool.

        • Jules

          THESE DREAM and SEX…..Lovely combo:)

          • Brother Maynard

            Malice Kick Of

            • Airwalktdk

              sin rage man

              • schnizz

                Enigma-Fool-Rush (apparently i'm a puzzled idiot whos always in a hurry)

              • The_Dood

                Dread, Pee, Crush. Makes sense…

                • Jarrod Pattavina

                  Leave, Cut, Malice.
                  is that bad?

    • Legz

      Secret. Door. Much.

      What the 😦

      • Stan

        i got Past, One, Door…. guess I missed something somewhere….

    • Bob

      Leave, Naked, Woman

    • ghost

      suicide, passion, love 😦

    • Jojoto

      Kick, Suicide,Maniac heheheh

    • Blargh_Matey

      Its a trap.

    • Jessica

      Suicide Scum Maniac

      AHHHH I am not crazy, I swear! -shifty eyes-

    • KyleGamgee

      Secret Naked Flesh

    • bigox

      kiss door coke

    • mick

      Rage Secret Wisdom

      That's about right

    • IronEagle119


      WTF Chive, now I'm worried…

    • Mrragoo

      man, passion, coke… go figure?

    • @Jeffrey__Scott

      Wisdom, Secrets, Kick

      • lijpe

        hmm, mad secret suicide…

        not much use to that combination…

    • Nina

      Sin, Naked, Stalker


    • Jonathan

      Wisdom. Suicide, Ass
      Well…I don't know how to feel about that. I'm an ass but wise enough to kill myself?

      • Old Spice

        I don't care.

    • Insd

      Secret, hate and passion for me… quite disturbingly accurate. Shit no, im not EMO XD

    • Scott

      Sex, Naked and Passion. Thought it was a joke, but then I started seeing other words. Huh

    • James Goodman

      enigma, sin, secret

    • Barette

      Made suicide scum. I didn't realize I made that.

    • Frank M

      Enigma Naked Passion!!!

      This could be awesome or pervy…

    • Pyp

      Sad, Risk, Dream … Maybe I should ring my mental health profession.

    • Frank

      Wisdom, curse and hate.

    • Elleny Mitchell

      man, read, pee………..

    • Ramnath. Pai. P

      secret, murder, naked

    • fool

      these made cut.

      its clearly a sign

    • Gen

      I saw Secret, passion, pogo.

      not sure how it describes me, but I like it!

      • Lomi

        superfragilisticexpialidocious O.O

    • emm

      enigma, none and curse. no wonder my life is weird

    • jack

      for me Secret, Risk, Kiss

      now what?

    • JHL1

      Made Door Pee
      a little disconcerting, but I continued with
      Good Naked

    • ntuttle42

      Sin, Naked, Malice….hmmm indeed.

    • lil slugger

      I got secrets, flesh, and leave… I dont know who I am anymore! D8

    • Max

      suicide nude and fool

      I am shit scared right now.

  • Shawn35

    #16, not sure how i feel about this one yet

    • Wolfram

      She's ready to be shopped now.

    • RealJerseyBean

      I likey

    • Petey

      not awesome

    • DudeBro

      I think I get what she meant.

  • aosux

    #16 That is HOT on sooo many levels!

    • dainz303

      Name a few of these levels please since there are sooo many of them.

      • Dub Genus

        Tits, man. Tits.

        • schnizz

          teats, man. Teats..

          • riduculawesome

            Josie Maran, man. Josie Maran …

            • AtomManhattan

              Big fan of Josie's. She could milk me all day for all I care.

  • ISU Birds

    #15 Made Naked Passion

    • mrjimmyos

      I got worried when I got Made Naked, then I got Rage XD

    • Dylan

      Maniac Naked Passion

    • Josh

      Bail, Man, Secrets

      • josh

        ass, coke, suicide.. wtf?

    • vindi

      Secret Naked Passion for me

  • Finster

    story board for human centipede #14

    • Thomas Z

      Dude I saw that movie and it was messed. This is filthy, especially the part where the first and third one dies. 😦

  • Cal

    #20, It did make me go 'hmmm'

    • Grant

      Lincoln had a huge mole on his right cheek so all of his portraits were done of his left side to mark it. That's why he is "facing" the other way on the penny.

    • Yo Mamma

      There is a better joke to go with the coins laid out like this, but not appropriate. has to do with slaves.

      • Deuce

        Not like we're exactly PC here. Let's hear it!

        • Dub Genus

          But what if the slaves get offended?

          • yeehaw

            Supposedly the other 3 presidents turned their backs on lincoln because lincoln freed the slaves.

    • MikeK

      Paul is dead. I miss him, I miss him. Abbey road!

    • hmmm

      What if they're all facing backwards and he was facing the front? It can be viewed like that as well.

    • Suck it Trebek

      Actually, all the Presidents and Franklin were masons except Lincoln and Kennedy. That's why they're facing different directions. Kennedy was a Knights of Columbus and I don't think Lincoln was with anyone.

    • LeonardoB

      Is it not left or right, surely if they were facing backwards all we'd see is the back of their heads?

  • Ava

    #15 Crush, Flesh, idea how that describes me.

    • Bob

      I had crush, peep and fool…

      • Ava

        Definitely makes me go hmmm.

  • femtrooper

    #15 I think we might all get close to the same words just from reading it like normal..

    • GoofOff

      Depends…I can read backwards and strangely do on a daily basis….Thus I got Top, Dream and Sex 🙂

  • davey

    i got: feel, kick, ass.
    I do feel like I want to kick some ass.
    Shit works!

  • ISU Birds

    #16 I've done that before it tastes absolutely terrible.

    • stickeys

      Warm unpasteurized milk doesn't do it for me either.

      • lol

        If you were looking at thie picture and wondering about the taste…..I got news…

  • Joeyk

    #15 I saw secret naked fury….spot on

  • mattythegooch

    #15 – Secret-Door-Fool??? #14 is truely the Human Centipede.

  • SomeGuy

    #6 'How to start an internet argument 101'

    • BentWrenches

      his work has been spotted in oceanside hmmm

      • Guest

        The work done in Oceanside isn't his! It's a copy cat!

    • bronkovotolato

      yeah, no it isn't him,… stupid post

      • BentWrenches

        just heard something on the news the other day,haven't seen it.seemed a little far south for him anyways……

    • Frank

      Out of the respect for the awesomeness of Bansky, please remove this post.

    • Anon

      As someone with a natural procilivty towards the realms of creativity, I have to say there's nothing more pedestrian or gutter-fodder than grafitti. No matter what your @#$& name is. It's the equivalent of fingerpainting in school, and I have never once met a serious professional artist that recognizes garfitti as being a viable, legit medium of artwork. I've never thought to myself, 'I need to do a study of blah blah, I'll go find some grafitti and see how adaptable the technique is within my own purview'…
      nothing says 'I don't know shit about art' like giving garfitti artist respect.

      • AtomManhattan

        Hahaha the only thing worse than being a Banksy fan is watching Jersey Shore.

      • Alex

        Exactly! Except for that part about how you're wrong. You telling the internet you haven't met a serious professional artist that says that grafitti can sometimes (and I do mean only sometimes) really be art doesn't really prove anything. Banksy is a true artist the way that hardly anyone has been in decades, and I don't need to consult a 'professional' to prove that. He's an art vigilante! He's practically a modern hero.

      • Dennis

        I'm a professional artist and I think Banksy is one of the most influential artists of the decade. Get off your high horse and accept it for what it is.

        • LOL

          let me guess your three words in the word search: ass hole prick?

      • hMMMM

        So you're one of those art snobs who rocks a bow tie and huge glasses everyday? Above all, art has and always will be a CULTURAL phenomenon, first and foremost (hah, foremost). Provide Banksy with a canvass, brushes and some paint and he will shit on any "artist" out there today. That man's got serious talent and there's no denying that!

  • Gibby

    I, Like, Dick…. weird

    • @141characters

      can i be your friend? 😉 lmao

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Why blow Banksy's identity? Just let the mystery live on.

    You think you're being clever but we think you are being a douche.

    • mrjimmyos

      That's a random photo of a random dude, so don't worry about that

      • What a twist!

        OR IS IT!?

  • P90

    #15 Fury Curse Truth

    • Bree1912

      Mine was Passion, Coke and Malice…..

    • Gand

      Mad Weed Fool

  • hmm

    #15 the read truth

  • chris

    Whats with the whole this is Banksy, unless its real its not really funny and I highly doubt after all these years he would get found out on the chive

  • Tarock

    #15 Sex, Secret, Hate Hmmmm

  • Drew

    #15 – Past Naked Secrets. Hmm…

  • Shiny Happy

    # 20: Why is the Lincoln penny the only dark coin in circulation?

    • JAFitC

      Ooh! Ooh! I've got it!
      It's the only one coated in copper!

      • Jak

        If only it were that simple

  • That Guy

    #15 peep then cum and then suicide. Apparently i have issues

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