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March 2, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Funny, WTF
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Dear Chivers, today is my BIRTHDAY!
Since you darlings can't come over to give me presents, why don't you let us know what you'd wish for me today?
- the one you love to hate
I'd wish for some naked pics of you
Careful what you wish for, dude.
That you stop being so damn pretentious?
Because you have "liked" your own comment, I am hereby required to take away your birthday. Thank you and have a shitty day.
That's automatic dear.
" …and a dagger up the clitoris!"
haters gonna hate, happy birthday paula
have a beer and a #28
Happy Birthday, haters gonna hate.
so paula…how many blow job today? oh..i mean the candles…^_^ lol how many?
29 dear, same as last year and the year before that… <3
looool good ideia xD happy birthday :p
Happy Birthday Paula!!!
Hmmm… I wish chivers would recognize your genious.
Ah if it isn't my favorite peeping neighbour again! Thank you dear, are you coming over for some pie after you finish stroking whatever it is you allways stroke behind your hedge?
Paula, I totally love you too. I always forward to seeing your comments and seeing people hating on you for not reason.
Please reply, I just want to see you again.
Happy birthday to you, my love
Thank you dear… hey aren't you my MD who takes temperatures with his tongue?
Thank You for replying. You made my day.
Actually I use my finger to finger your mouth clean. Next time please brush your brush. Your breath smell like a dead cat.
I want some pie
i want to punch you in the cooter!
it's not really her you jackasses
Yes it is (the 'hugs' Paula), just registered the account so you can tell who's who.
hey happy birthday hope its a gooder!!!
Have some cake, bitches love cake.
Where do you get all your Info, Pix?? I try on my site but dam how many people work there?
Paula: I like to give u a tea bag.
Stop being mean to her/him
Well said davey, you drag the ol' tea bag while I jam my 'Copper Penny" on her snout!!!!
Starbucks fails on so many levels. #12
BTW, does anyone ever visit a site called Oddee?
ROFL at #10, typical, the sign tops it all off!!!!!!!! "merica, fuck ya!!!!
#30 is kind of sad
#6 scumbag steves grandma avenging him
#6 Might be one of the most ingenious trolls of our times if she planned it
Just like having Braille at the drive-up ATM… #1
people can walk up to a "drive up" ATM and use it
#17 Reminds me of the toll gate in Blazing Saddles- "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
Best comment today, great observation. Good 'ole Taggart
#32: Now what did I just say?
#24 Ohhh that explains a lot, actually.
yes it does because its a box of fireworks
Yes it does because it is a box of fireworks
Glad to see there are educated chivers
Sorry I don't know where else to ask this.. But as I only started looking at thechive a few months ago I feel like I missed a few things… 1) why do people say "moar" instead of "more"? 2) whats that drawing that keeps popping up with the "why u no…" phrases attached? 3) and what is derp? ||| if someone could help me with these it'd be appreciated…
You're new to the internet, aren't you?
Ehh, not so much.. but I guess I'm new to the slang.
Do you Herp to the Derp?!
No MOAR Miles…Y U NO UNDERSTAND? What are you a Derp?
Hi Miles. Glad you like the chive. Your life will be immeasurably less productive but infinitely more enjoyable.
1) "Moar" to me seems like a ROAR of more. People say it because they say it.
2) Does it really matter? It's funny.
3) Derp is similar to "Duh" and "Durrrr".
Enjoy your chiving.
Its a cornucopia of knowledge about internet jokes, including their origins.
Y U no know MOAR, Derp?
tou·ché , I just didn't know if these things originated here on TheChive or if they were just popular internet things.. either way I don't know what they are and I probably won't lose much sleep if no one tells me.
y you no sleep MOAR? you wake up with tha derp!
check out the urban dictionary online if you truly desire, and while you are there look up the word bumpkin!
#22 Where is the pic?
What a douche!
So is #22 failing to load Bob's way of failing at fail signs?
oh darn, he fixed it!
#9 smart dog B)
Y U NO READ PAST CHIVE POSTS????
A derp is the face I would be making at you right now Lol
As that is the closest thing I've gotten to an answer, I thank you Jules.
PS MOAR is the manimal way of saying he wants to see MOAR of a posted hot chick..
Stay tuned to The Chive to figure out more..(Thats how I found out when I first came addicted)
-Also, please never post 'first' if you are first to comment on a post….It pisses everyone off
Thanks Jules.. I will hone my Chive Etiquette.
how is this a fail? its clearly an advertisement #19
Read the sign again, and then look at the last word. Clearly, who wrote it didn't take their own advice.
dont flatter yourself with the 1 thumbs up, i hit it by mistake…
No, I'm Spartacus.
# 16 Harry Potter?
#22 is awesome.
#19 is win.
#1 what the fuck…
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