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Signs that fail on so many levels (32 Photos)

March 2, 2011 | In: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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Paula_

Dear Chivers, today is my BIRTHDAY!
Since you darlings can't come over to give me presents, why don't you let us know what you'd wish for me today?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

I'd wish for some naked pics of you

yup

Careful what you wish for, dude.

nrh

That you stop being so damn pretentious?
mcmguy

Dear Paula,
Because you have "liked" your own comment, I am hereby required to take away your birthday. Thank you and have a shitty day.

Paula_

That's automatic dear.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Rudeboy Jefe

Happy Birthday!
mike

" …and a dagger up the clitoris!"
xXbeermonkeyXx

haters gonna hate, happy birthday paula

have a beer and a #28
Darius

Happy Birthday, haters gonna hate.
Diana Santos

so paula…how many blow job today? oh..i mean the candles…^_^ lol how many?

Paula_

29 dear, same as last year and the year before that… <3

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Diana Santos

looool good ideia xD happy birthday :p

Paula's #1 Fan

Happy Birthday Paula!!!
Hmmm… I wish chivers would recognize your genious.

Paula_

Ah if it isn't my favorite peeping neighbour again! Thank you dear, are you coming over for some pie after you finish stroking whatever it is you allways stroke behind your hedge?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

COCO

Paula, I totally love you too. I always forward to seeing your comments and seeing people hating on you for not reason.

Please reply, I just want to see you again.

Happy birthday to you, my love

Paula_

Thank you dear… hey aren't you my MD who takes temperatures with his tongue?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

COCO

Thank You for replying. You made my day.

Actually I use my finger to finger your mouth clean. Next time please brush your brush. Your breath smell like a dead cat.

http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

I want some pie

pjsupremex

i want to punch you in the cooter!
ryan

it's not really her you jackasses

Paula_

Yes it is (the 'hugs' Paula), just registered the account so you can tell who's who.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Jimmy

AIDS.
*young*-*JaCko*

hey happy birthday hope its a gooder!!!
http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

Have some cake, bitches love cake.

http://www.TheBayouBeat.com TheBayouBeatdotCom

Where do you get all your Info, Pix?? I try on my site but dam how many people work there?
davey

Paula: I like to give u a tea bag.

COCO

Stop being mean to her/him
yebo77

Well said davey, you drag the ol' tea bag while I jam my 'Copper Penny" on her snout!!!!

nrh

Starbucks fails on so many levels. #12

BTW, does anyone ever visit a site called Oddee?

maxwell1965x

Oddee rocks!

king

ROFL at #10, typical, the sign tops it all off!!!!!!!! "merica, fuck ya!!!!
Exiliado

#30 is kind of sad
Nick702

#6 scumbag steves grandma avenging him
Stafferty

#6 Might be one of the most ingenious trolls of our times if she planned it
hapa_nerd

Just like having Braille at the drive-up ATM… #1

c diddy

people can walk up to a "drive up" ATM and use it

TomTheCameraGuy

#17 Reminds me of the toll gate in Blazing Saddles- "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shit load of dimes!"

PRovenZer0

Best comment today, great observation. Good 'ole Taggart

putzco

#32: Now what did I just say?
Wolfram

#24 Ohhh that explains a lot, actually.

Bryan

yes it does because its a box of fireworks
Bryan

Yes it does because it is a box of fireworks
Diamond

Glad to see there are educated chivers

miles

Sorry I don't know where else to ask this.. But as I only started looking at thechive a few months ago I feel like I missed a few things… 1) why do people say "moar" instead of "more"? 2) whats that drawing that keeps popping up with the "why u no…" phrases attached? 3) and what is derp? ||| if someone could help me with these it'd be appreciated…
thanks

nrh

You're new to the internet, aren't you?

miles

Ehh, not so much.. but I guess I'm new to the slang.

yaknow

Do you Herp to the Derp?!

Fucko

No MOAR Miles…Y U NO UNDERSTAND? What are you a Derp?
Lisa

Hi Miles. Glad you like the chive. Your life will be immeasurably less productive but infinitely more enjoyable.

1) "Moar" to me seems like a ROAR of more. People say it because they say it.
2) Does it really matter? It's funny.
3) Derp is similar to "Duh" and "Durrrr".

Enjoy your chiving.
SirDerpalot

Lurk moar.
Geshko

http://www.knowyourmeme.com
Its a cornucopia of knowledge about internet jokes, including their origins.

Edge

Y U no know MOAR, Derp?

miles

tou·ché , I just didn't know if these things originated here on TheChive or if they were just popular internet things.. either way I don't know what they are and I probably won't lose much sleep if no one tells me.

pjsupremex

y you no sleep MOAR? you wake up with tha derp!
check out the urban dictionary online if you truly desire, and while you are there look up the word bumpkin!

Steve

#22 Where is the pic?
aosux

What a douche!
http://www.facebook.com/animal107 Shane Ellerthorpe

So is #22 failing to load Bob's way of failing at fail signs?

http://www.facebook.com/animal107 Shane Ellerthorpe

oh darn, he fixed it!

Diana Santos

#9 smart dog B)
Jules

Y U NO READ PAST CHIVE POSTS????

A derp is the face I would be making at you right now Lol

miles

As that is the closest thing I've gotten to an answer, I thank you Jules.

Jules

PS MOAR is the manimal way of saying he wants to see MOAR of a posted hot chick..
Stay tuned to The Chive to figure out more..(Thats how I found out when I first came addicted)

-Also, please never post 'first' if you are first to comment on a post….It pisses everyone off

miles

Thanks Jules.. I will hone my Chive Etiquette.

papa

how is this a fail? its clearly an advertisement #19

Bill

Read the sign again, and then look at the last word. Clearly, who wrote it didn't take their own advice.

papa

dont flatter yourself with the 1 thumbs up, i hit it by mistake…
ummm?

http://www.bradyid.com/bradyid/pdpv/38085.html

Spartacus

No, I'm Spartacus.
QWERTY

# 16 Harry Potter?

QWERTY

meant #6

ohmyguinness

#22 is awesome.
Nicnac

#19 is win.
moeshere Foxdale

#1 what the fuck…

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