Three mansions I wouldn’t mind hanging my hat in (27 photos)

  • anon


    • fng

      wow so did you think up that line all by yourself. If you have the chance to post firstly come up with something good. d-bag

      • mick

        Don't feed the trolls

        • out of L field john

          nom nom nom

          • anon

            Sorry, i was just in such a rush to comment before everyone else i couldnt think of anything else except FIRST, i suppose it was stupid of me, if the opportunity presents itself again i will remember to be "witty" or "clever" so thanks for this life changing lesson, DICKS (:

    • Nick

      You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole!

  • TeeJ

    nice houses!

  • hapa_nerd

    Great place for a party #22

  • Tunstin

    It's sooo cold in here

  • fobss

    im happy with my mansion

  • SweetAwesomeness

    how easy do you think it would be to bang a girl you just met by just bringing her home to one of these houses?

    • Grifo

      Pretty sure their clothes disintegrate upon entering the foyer.

    • Wolfram

      If she was willing to go home with you, at that point as long as it's not a complete dump you should probably have a good chance. But yeah, a house like this would help I'm sure.

  • zilch

    too cold and sterile. These places look more like museums than houses

    • Ken

      I've seen more comfortable looking furniture and decorations in a hospital.

  • RobbieBobbie

    #5 im so badass ive got cheetah's hanging out in my pool..

    • aleXTC

      pretty sure thats a dog

    • Chicky

      "How the Fuck did a Cheetah get in the pool"

    • _Moose_

      Cheetahs would be cool, but I'm pretty sure those are Rhodesian Ridgebacks. (They used to use them for hunting lions.)

      • Lionhound

        By far the coolest dog in the world

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #26 wins only because of the hot chicks…hehe…

  • One nut

    My 1997 Corolla would look awesome in the driveway.

  • Hez26

    meh……B+ for being a mansion tho.

  • PRovenZer0

    #23, if I had a home like that I wouldn't want any neighbors within sight

  • hossmank

    #18 The foreign kid from That 70's Show lives there?

  • mattythegooch

    I love lamp

    • aleXTC

      Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying you love it cause you saw it?

  • Naz1962

    #18 Yeah, way to go Fez! Now Jackie won't mind that you're foreign!

  • wztarheel

    #5 FTW Cheetah by the pool.

    • 2stonedAZ

      those are dogs

  • Matt Nowak

    pretty sick!!!

  • Josh Gorter

    The house reminds me of the mansions in A Clockwork Orange.

    • Josh Gorter

      The last house*

  • THAT Guy


  • Wavien

    What cat??

  • Karl

    Um, problem with #1 – You'd be hanging out in your awesome mansion, then their would be home invasion, murder, rape, etc – it's South Africa. You'd be safer in Iraq or Libya!

    • meh

      People with that much money…. have enough money for security too.

      • Stef

        Been living here all my life. Never been held up. Never been mugged. Walking through our dark alleys at night is no different than walking through dark alleys where you are.
        Oh and by the way, the girls down here are amazing. – Worth the security risk.

        • girl


  • Billy Rubin

    "Their house is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything." Call me uncultured, but these are not homes. They're trophies. You could party here, but not live here.

  • wadafakutakinbout

    These aren't mansions… just contemporary houses.

  • Yuck!

    SUPER ugly houses!

  • Matt

    The integral house in Toronto was built by a guy who, wait for it, made his fortune writing calculus text books (they're REALLY popular). He mostly rents the place out for charities and stuff. There was an article about him in the Toronto Star newspaper a few weeks ago.

    • LukeSkywalker

      Took Calc I, II and III and am in my second semester of PChem, FUCK this shit. If I had enough money I would rename that house Chivedom.
      Integrals my ass.

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