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March 4, 2011 |
In: Photo of Day
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I rushed the fire and stared at death's face just to save this bitch's Cheesy Poofs. Bitches love cheesy poofs.
I broke the door with my mighty axe and with all my might, I summoned all my strength to carry this bitch through the blazing hell that surrounds me. And all I get are a couple of cheesy poofs in return.
They wanted my cheesy poofs… so i gave them DOOM!
Here, have some cheese balls…cheese dick Btw, you didn't happen to start this fire so you could meet me, did you?
Shouldn't you be fighting that fire?
I know you guys usually collect money for relief efforts….but when the market crashed I put all my liquidity in CHEESE BALLS…..money is valueless now anyways RIGHT???
I gave him a cheese ball
Firemen love cheese balls
(Girl)So I was thinking, technically this is our second date, hee how romantic…..(Guy)Im just gonna goo walk in this fire……….crackhead
Woman: I feel lucky
Fireman: that you are very lucky to have made it out in time?
Woman: no, that i managed to save the cheese puffs, bitches love cheese puffs
"Ill share my cheese balls with you if you promise not to tell the doctors that I quit taking the special pills and lit my house on fire…"
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