• rpoy70

    "I'll get that bitch some cheeseballs, bitches love cheeseballs"

    "Fire… Y U no put ur self out?"

    "Blah blah blah charlie sheen blah blah blah winning"

    "Some stupid sexual innuendo about balls"

    "And not a single fuck was given that day"

    "Why is she out of the kitchen?"

    "Scumbag wife: Hey can I borrow your lighter, sets house on fire"

    Look at how many original and hilarious captions I came up with!!!!!

    • rpoy70

      Forgot one

      "Every been so angry you set your house on fire"

      There they're all out of the way. Post something original or shut the fuck up.

  • JHNWRL

    This is the new Zesty Flavor with Hot Sauce. Try some.

  • Jbidz215

    just write down how many cheese balls you think are in here.

  • cincyO

    What's a barbecue without cheeseballs!?!

  • slapgrundle

    Clearly the use of an oven is not one of her stong points. Is she bare foot?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ChasMitchell Chas Smith

    Fuck trident gum, heres a cheesy poof!!

  • jjj

    Charlie Sheen is a hell of a drug

  • hoot'nhollern

    Oh my god! I have all your albums!!! Please sign my cheeseballs.

  • bob

    I inject them with heroine so I feel nothing

  • Shane

    Theeeerrreeee ya go.

  • beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    That was AMAZING! Will you autograph my cheesy poofs?

  • Jake

    Mayor McCheese charging for 911 calls

  • cross the streams

    Would you like some Faygo with that?

  • Mount Carmel

    Don't worry dude, I saved the drunchies. Man David Koresh throws some wicked parties

  • Grace

    "Oh, my gosh, you're so, like, hot! Not like the hot that comes from like a fire or my easy-bake-oven, I mean like the Justin Beiber kind of hot. Oh my gosh I like SO love him. Isn't he like the most amazing singer of like all time? He should like write a song about cheese puffs! Cheese puffs are like my favorite food in the whole wide world! Oh my gosh, do you like want some? Here's my address! I have like a hundred tubs, so you can definitely have one!"

    "Yeah…about that."

  • tempest

    Thanks anyway for trying to save my children. Here, have a cheese poof, I grabbed 'em on my way out.

  • Bud Andrew

    Fuck yeah, they're the hot ones!!! Try one!

  • jalzate

    Use your sniffing search dogs to find my underwear! Here this is what they smell like!

    • dig it

      hahahha ewwww i hope her snatch doesnt smell like cheesy poofs!

  • Charles

    I'm going to need you to go back in there and get this particular items for me.
    Now I don't recall where I left them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/KuChan Craig Hobbs

    "Sure, I'd love your number, but what do you mean 'Recently Widowed'"?!

  • MOONDOG

    MOAR! nom,nom,nom..BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE..MOAR!nom,nom,nom..OUR HOUSE,IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET,,MOAR!

  • Ethan

    With her custom made tape holster, Diane could fulfill her dream of giving cheese balls to the world on foot!

  • Maverick

    Excuse me sir, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about the plight of the African refugees?

  • Mike Jersey

    "Here, take some of these with you–they're really good if you toast them"

  • sandwich

    thank you for saving my cheesy puffs, nothing else was really worth much in the house, here have some.

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