• Ray

    "Now if you soak them in gas and light them…."

  • TPCChris

    Here, you can have 1 now…and the rest when you save my grammy from her burning house.

  • Mike Kirk

    meanwhile in poland….

  • Snuffy

    At least I saved the cheese balls! Here have some!

  • lank

    Do you accept Cheese balls as payment?


    fap,fap,fap,fap,WTF!?.. Why is my junk all orange? Oh yeah….fap,fap,fapaty,FAP

  • lulu

    gets her number… like a BOSS!

  • jenkins

    chester cheetah wanted to be cremated…

  • HoosierFan

    Budget Crisis Adverted…See Christine for payment

  • BillTheMan


    … have some essence of Charlie Sheen!

  • Xavier Ventura

    whadda you gonna do, right?


  • hellboy

    i couldn't save your mom but i managed to bring this out of the fire

  • Goodfellaluigi

    Fuck that burning house, can i please have some of those cheese poofs?

  • Brett

    Yeah, I dunno what it is but they taste so much better out of the bottom… and in a house that isn't burning down.

  • Nick

    Roasted cheeseballs are fucking delicious!

  • kyle forte

    thank you for saving me, here's one cheesy puff

  • V4Vendetta14

    "I fear the Greeks, even when bringing gifts". Virgil's Aeneid (II, 49)

    And by Greeks, I mean arsonists…

  • reactionface

    ''bitches be crazy''

  • Karen Giselle DeDiego

    I'm all out of Scooby Snacks but would you put the fire out for 2 cheese puffs?

  • Nick

    Bitch, I'm a hero! Check my references! Pour some more.

  • aquarius11

    I love cheesy poofs,
    You love cheesy poofs.
    If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
    We'd be… Lame.

  • Jason Ciotti

    Woman: What the hell did you do?
    FireFighter: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
    Woman: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
    (also Peter and Brian)

  • molzilla

    dangerously cheesy

  • petpod

    Oh, Hillview Terrace is two blocks east from here, just take the second road on the left.

  • GMeezer

    "I can't imagine fighting bad taste in color coordination, let alone fires on an empty stomach"

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