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As I announced earlier, I'm taking a week off from the Sexy Chivers to take a needed mini-vacation involving massive quantities of alcohol. Our Chivettes will return next week starting with a very special presentation on Tuesday. Enjoy your weekend, Chivers.

Chive On,

John


Photo #2 credit: The great Tim Mckenna

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  • Wolfram

    #10 A talking nugget of Ganja?

    • aosux

      That's when you know you are really high

    • Robert

      Do you really not know who that is?

      • Wolfram

        Durr I watched Seasame Street as a kid of course I know who it is

  • therewasshrinkage

    #12 so let me get this straight, if a burglar comes in, you let him have a knife, a mask, and rope? didn't think that one through, did you?

    • Don_Aguelo

      Agreed.

      This numbnuts only forgot to add handcuffs, a glock pistol and a pair of gloves to avoid fingerprints.

  • Tee6

    #13….she is amazing. Definately needs her own post!!

    • paulhitchcock

      Michele Merkin

    • NJBergenGuy

      Who is she?

  • Wolfram

    #1 – Lonely sheperd decided to become a polygamist.

  • Rooster

    #15 WHY U NO SHARE!

    • mental_farts

      i'll have no. 1 with a side of fries

  • MikeofLA

    Something about #16 that just makes me ache. God Damn that is sexy

  • snoobs

    no way… 1st?

    • aosux

      What did you do, click on the DAR and then go take a shit and make yourself a sandwich, come back look through it and think no one else comments? Jesus man!

  • duude

    one of the best DARs of recent history

  • Tomas

    First off… #22 DUDE!!! Razor & Tweezers… SERIOUSLY!!! o.0

    #25 O-M-G !!! 😮

    And, FTW…. #16 IN THE RAIN!!! ❤

  • http://www.intoxicatedabroad.com matt

    #12 Now I can rob you guilt free.

  • Jimbo_slice

    #6 I NEED that for my daughter… someone help me find it. focusynrocks@gmail.com

    • http://www.facebook.com/SliceHicks Matt Hicks

      Unfortunately, I don't believe they were mass produced. From what I read, looks like a guy named "Elmer Presslee" made it. You can see more pics of it on his Flickr. Just google his name.

  • Nate

    Hopefully "very special presentation" of the Chivettes means "so-close-to-NSFW-that-you-probably-shouldn't-open-it-at-work presentation" of the Chivettes.

  • REB3

    #18 Do the choices have to be mutually exclusive?

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #15 are you hiring????

  • Jim

    #18

    It being scary, makes it sexy as hell!

  • equalizermax

    #1 no girls, no problem…

  • This Guy

    Im excited for Star Wars Girl!!!!!!!!

  • ClariseStarling

    #19 and #20 are spectacular. where is that?

    • BloodScrubber

      Makes the point that literacy is sexy. I'll show you my IQ if you'll show me yours… *wink

    • Louis

      Looks like Trey Ratcliff's work, from stuck in customs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/EvilScooby AL Ventura

    OMG #16

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I'm off to go get DRUNK!!! ( Guinness for all )

  • aaa

    #29
    Awesome
    #15
    I have no clue what you're selling, but I want one!

  • peckerwood

    #5 is why it's probably good to be a billionaire.

  • EnriqueTPenguin

    #26 and #27 – I see PBR on the table and PBR in that chick's hand and all the only words that I can think are "Hipster Douchebags". Oh, that and that godawful fucking Hipster Douchebag scarf too. What's next, mutton chops, horn-rimmed glasses, and a trucker hat?

  • Jules

    Big shoutout HELLS YEAH to #21 local 🙂

  • Skedaddle

    #13 is my dream #15 dude, move to Mexico #18 my crazy ex-wife finally made the Chive.

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