Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • jetrome

    #8 Ninja photography fail. Cute animal WINNING!

    • BAMFinater

      She must smell terrific.

    • Anonymous

      Why are there so many songs about rainbows… #1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

    #5 epic douche

    • nathan458

      say's the guy with a picture of his arm as a facebook profile picture

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

        now don't be jealous man, that's 5 years of hard work.
        i am proud, but i'm not illiterate

        • dave32891

          you're not proud you're just a showoffy douche. Don't lie to yourself

          • Gabs


          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

            i reckon you never worked hard on something that you took pride in.
            more concerning than that is the fact i'm commenting on a failed tattoo that you don't notice and you feel threatened by an arm. i'm guessing you call all your mates to help you move a chair ?

            • Gabs

              FAIL analysis. I dont see why he can't comment on you being proud of your arm while you comment on the tattoo… They both fall under the category "douche". If you want people to see how nice your arm looks then you are a douche. I don't see how you can defend yourself here…

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

                let me try: the "douche" rule isn't that simple, for reference check http://thechive.com/2011/02/28/back-by-popular-de… . if i want people to see the work i've put in, i take a photo of the full arm and also the FACE; i think the facial expression is a must in a douche photo (that followed by a poor choice in clothing, idiotic attitude, a bit of gayness and/or some kind of epic fail ). none of these are in my photo, furthermore , considering that my photo was taken by a person who knows photography, i am certain that it doesn't fit in the douche category.
                following your rule, the 'hump day' and 'things that bounce' would be full of douchettes, which is not.

                • Gabs

                  no no no! /facepalm! The rules for men and women aren't the same.
                  Men flaunting their bodies => douches / gays
                  Women flaunting their bodies => insecure sluts
                  One is a good thing, the other isn't…
                  Furthermore I am not buying your explanation… Now change your FB picture you douche!

                  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

                    haters will hate!

                    my explanation stands!

                    • Fisheyes


                    • dave32891

                      the more you try to defend yourself the more of a douche you sound so i would just quit while your ahead

                    • It'sJimmyYo!

                      Its pretty douchey to keep calling a guy a douche. its even douchier to have a pic of your arm on FB, unless you're gay.

                  • Ramennov

                    The sexy Chivettes flaunt their bodies for our benefit; are they insecure sluts?

                    • Douche

                      That ain't shit if it took you 5 years to get to that level.

                    • ashleyging

                      I would say that's a big negative ghostrider. If I were insecure I would never post my picture on here for thousands of people to see. You guys are ruthless, honest, and kinda rude when it comes to the comments about SCs. An insecure person couldn't handle that.
                      As for the slut part…I'd say sexy chivers are composed more of good girls than sluts. That's pretty easy to see to me… but what do I know haha

                    • McBeastie


                      just kiddin'

                    • ashleyging

                      😉 you have no idea how many guys wish that were a true statement

                    • snoobs

                      whats the difference between calin chifor and charlie sheen????

                      charlie sheen is winning

                    • CPO_Mendez


                    • nathan458

                      that is a great point Ashley, and i would agree that most chivettes are good girls. that's why i love this site!!

                    • ilovesltchivettes


        • haha your mom

          It took you 5 years to have an arm that small? Wierd.

          Seriously, your name is Calin, just graduate from hairdresser's school and go work in a salon or something idiot.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

            It is WEIRD that you pathetic nerds don't have a solid counter argument to what I've said earlier; i was expecting a brain teaser, but apparently yours doesn't work beyond lame douchy replies.
            @ the dumb-ass who signed himself as "douche" : it's called sports ! google it !

            • Gabs

              I would say it's called modelling… and it's for douches / gays

            • haha your mom

              Wierd? You expect a brain teaser when the originality of this whole little chain came from misspelling awesome. And you want a brain teaser?

              Weakness brosive, get bent hoser.

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

                it did start from a misspell, which apparently people didn't notice. WEIRD ( it's a reason i used caps, now and earlier ).
                bunch of illiterate nerds.

                • Its-a me, Mario

                  calling people nerds on what is clearly a site for the hardcore work evaders that have access to a computer during working hours and use every free minute to chive…..seems……whats the word? Strange? no… WIERD

                  • CPO_Mendez

                    At least real nerds know grammar.

                • its your mom

                  you mother drinks pee.

        • Billy the accountant

          Haha 5 years? damn your genetics are terrible. took me 2 cycles of p90x to get jacked. In case you do not know, that's 180 days.

      • SNOOBS


    • Freddy Stylez

      Epic douche can't spell.

      • CUJO

        it says awesone ….fuckers.

        • CUJO

          ok ,,,AWSONE…fuckers….

    • Stevo

      Chive has spoke, showing off your unimpressive arm on your profile is grounds for being knighted Sir Douchealot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

        it isn't showing off. it's just a 42×42 icon; nobody asks you to view it, it's not intended for public view.
        if that is the voice of Chive, then it's made out of sorry ass nerds. to an athlete that's too common to even notice.

        • snoobs

          you sir, are a moron

    • Thor Mannion

      yes you are a major D.B. mrs. 5 years-skinny bitch

    • DDorsey

      He just did that so his frat bros will know he's awesome when he's be blowing them. My only observation is that he should've had it put on upside down, for easier reading during felatio.


    #19 = WHY THE F*CK?!

    • COCO

      He is probably like 3 feet of the ground.

      • Josh

        His name is Dean Potter, and that's Yosemite National Park. He is closer to 2000 feet above the ground

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

      meh…why the fuck not?

    • Fatstation 3

      It's shopped. I can tell because it's a guy on a rope in the middle of a fucking canyon.

    • GK-4

      Paradox: It must be extra-difficult to balance oneself
      when one's balls obviously weigh a ton

  • Josh Gorter

    # 17 what no bacon?

    • COCO

      Bacon can clogged your veins causing a heart attack or stoke.

      • Stevo

        I see the anti-bacon conspirators have gotten to you too.

      • COCO

        I'm a huge bacon hating cunt.

  • Josh

    *Results not typical for average mullet user.

    • mith

      You got to love them crazy rednecks…

    • JMartin

      Huntin Pussy

    • busted

      Can't imagine why her parents wouldn't want her to marry him.

    • Dub Genus

      DUDE.. WHo wouldn't want a picture like this?

      Okay, so it's a bit lame – but SERIOUSLY!?

      I want a shirtless pic of me when I was in really good shape (Like D-Bag Calin Chifor above) with some weapon of death in hands and a hot chick wrapped around me to remember for forever.

      Sorry guys, as you laugh, the man in the picture only grows more legendary.

  • krista

    i laughed to hard at #13

    • Edge

      Perhaps my new favorite dumb joke. Thanks Chive!

      • Marcochan

        Just as good as:

        What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

        Nacho Cheese

        • DaddyD

          Better still …

          What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

          A stick.

          • Rob

            I thought the joke would be…

            What's brown and sticky?

            Richard Gere's gerbil

          • Bubbly Shine

            Back in my Biology class as a Freshman, the teacher put that as a question on the midterms.

            It confused a fair amount of students.

  • opiateofthemasses073

    Yet again, post number #15 displays an excellent example of a classic pwning new shittiness.
    I could see the Count beating the shit out of Edward, counting off each vicious hook and jab to the queen-y vampire's bloodied visage… "One! Ah-ah… Two! Ah-ah…"

    • Sick

      this, plus the girl given him the finger from a few days ago, make feel that there is still hope for regular vampires out there

    • itsalllrelative

      One day the classic will be the ancient and the new shitiness will get upgraded as the result of something even more shitty being birthed into the world. Besides, Interview With A Vampire was the gayest shit ever and western culture survived that… though I'm sure Count Chocula could've had a wicked beef going at the time if only the internet had been invented yet 😛

  • Cheeze81

    Chive… it is midnight thirty where I live… and you have already made my morning. KUDOS!

  • PJ Fry


    Its plain to see that who ever took this photo is deceased.

    • Yup

      Well phrased.

    • Henrik

      Little Red Ninja Cat?

      • BloodScrubber

        Puss n Boots Vs. Captn Jack….hmmmm

  • Ryan

    lame post sadly.

    • antiRyan

      lame comment indubitably

  • Its me

    #2 nuff said


      This shit use to crack me up!

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        where trolling first originated

    • Bordo

      ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.

      • Lower

        See nobody cares. Nice Hat!

  • gaz

    #8 GTFO i'm taking pictures

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 That's one ugly girlfriend you've got there.

    • HARD

      This is the dark side of bestiality. It's not all fun and games, now, is it?

    • TieCieMatic

      Ye she's a bitch …

      • IRock

        And bitches love to take more of the bed.

        • Pdizzle

          I gave that bitch bed space, bitches love bed space

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #7 Why?
    # That's diarrheatastic

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #17 That's diarrheatastic *

    • JBinNC

      Totally worth it!!!

  • Nick702

    #19 Bear Grylls before the whole drinking piss thing.

    • Not him.

      Are you kidding me? Bear Grills would be doing the fucking Argentine Tango across that rope, blindfolded, while drinking his own piss!

    • Sarah

      Maybe the dude is dyslexic and totally missunderstood whats his mates were on about when they said they were gonna get pissed at the weekend!

  • Anonymous

    Marry me Betty Draper

  • Sooper Truper

    this is nightly awesomeness to me!

  • cobbler

    where gays were started LOL

    • heather

      that's our spawn point

    • Roland

      #3 is how you get there.

    • quintus

      I love how this comment reeked of douche and the first two replies were straight wins…er, gay wins.

  • Mmm_Ciao

    #5 No, you're not.
    #12 Is great.
    #17 Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

    • Jules

      HEY Pepto Bismol, HEY! Lol,Couldn't leave the song unfinnished 🙂

      • Friggin-A

        I read that like the maca raina song (sorry but I don't feel like looking up how to actually spell it.)

  • M.E.


    half of me wants to say, "why," and the other half wants to kick that half in the nuts and say "you gay or somethin?"

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Shaw/669440656 Steve Shaw

      You're stupid. Please don't breed.

    • papa

      I root for the 2nd half kicking you in the nuts until they no longer function.

  • PWNT

    #2 classic scene
    #19 I almost just crapped my pants when I saw that. I'm ok with heights unless I can't hold onto anything, and that just made my stomach flip over.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 my righteous guitar riff will take down your corrupt government. EXCELLENT!

  • chrisdg74

    #17 – THAT will be lunch today. Grabbing a bag of flamin' hot Cheetos on my way to Sonic.

    • Shiiiiiiiit

      Don't forget the Pepto…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    #10 Try something other than 'doggystyle'. Like a woman?

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