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Friday Facts fit for a village idiot (10 Photos)

March 4, 2011 | In: Funny, Mind Blowing, WTF

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Adult crocodiles can go an entire year without eating a single meal. BTW, that crocodile..not real.

Adult crocodiles can go an entire year without eating a single meal. BTW, that crocodile..not real.


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On average a person uses 30 gallons of water per shower. Of course, this is really just an excuse for me to post a hot chick in a shower. Moving right along...

On average a person uses 30 gallons of water per shower. Of course, this is really just an excuse for me to post a hot chick in a shower. Moving right along…


3
Flies taste with their feet. I can't make that up.

Flies taste with their feet. I can’t make that up.


4
Before Gerald Ford was ever a US president he spent some time as a male model.

Before Gerald Ford was ever a US president he spent some time as a male model.


5
Frogs will eat just about anything. They often eat their own skin after they shed.

Frogs will eat just about anything. They often eat their own skin after they shed.


6
In Little Rock, Arkansas flirting in public is against the law.

In Little Rock, Arkansas flirting in public is against the law.


7
According to Michigan state law a woman's hair is technically owned by her husband.

According to Michigan state law a woman’s hair is technically owned by her husband.


8
In a single day cows discharge enough methane to fill up over 400 one-liter bottles.

In a single day cows discharge enough methane to fill up over 400 one-liter bottles.


9
The word "nerd" originated with Dr. Seuss who first used it in his 1950s book 'If I ran the Zoo.'

The word “nerd” originated with Dr. Seuss who first used it in his 1950s book ‘If I ran the Zoo.’


10
In Eureka, Nevada a man with a moustache is not allowed to kiss a women.

In Eureka, Nevada a man with a moustache is not allowed to kiss a women.


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    #3 is Lynne Brown, member of the African National Congress of South Africa. It's pretty fitting because she is full of shit.

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    #10 looks a great deal like Kid Rock in the face (sans stache)…

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    I live in Little Rock and I didn’t know that

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