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Friday Facts fit for a village idiot (10 Photos)

March 4, 2011 | In: Funny, Mind Blowing, WTF

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: Adult crocodiles can go an entire year without eating a single meal. BTW, that crocodile..not real.

: On average a person uses 30 gallons of water per shower. Of course, this is really just an excuse for me to post a hot chick in a shower. Moving right along…

: Flies taste with their feet. I can’t make that up.

: Before Gerald Ford was ever a US president he spent some time as a male model.

: Frogs will eat just about anything. They often eat their own skin after they shed.

: In Little Rock, Arkansas flirting in public is against the law.

: According to Michigan state law a woman’s hair is technically owned by her husband.

: In a single day cows discharge enough methane to fill up over 400 one-liter bottles.

: The word “nerd” originated with Dr. Seuss who first used it in his 1950s book ‘If I ran the Zoo.’

: In Eureka, Nevada a man with a moustache is not allowed to kiss a women.

dave32891

#1 scares the living crap out of me. That's not the best pic to put at the top of a freshly loaded webpage

mRNA

sack up
top dog

Sure it is, it's not a real gator.
sceneitb4

Only if you're halucinating should this scare you. Otherwise, I agree with mRNA. Sack up.

Mmm_Ciao

I like these Friday facts. #4 and #10 made me laugh.
Kabosh17

Number 3 scares the (I just can't say it)…crap (ugh) out of me!
Aytchie

Great thread! I love the funny facts.

Side note: Grammar on #10 needs some editing.

Mmm_Ciao

I didn't catch that at first, but I went up to check and saw it. Good catch.
Harpo

The grammar reflects exactly how I'd expect this guy to speak.

Error404k

#6
Unless its within the family

anon

Is this from a movie?

Its-a me, Mario

what gave you that idea?

rodrocks

lmao

Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

#10 can be seen on the wall at your local police station

Rooster

I think that's kid rock?

Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

Kinda also looks like steve zahn

PWNT

When I saw #4, a discharge came from me that looked like the tide at Omaha beach.
dmm

#6 I knew Clinton was a criminal all this time.

#10 What is this, lolcats grammar? I CAN HAZ KISS A WOMEN? Come on now.
najamesk1

#10. Interesting fact, I will not be moving to eureka nevada, ever.
Catence

No mustache rides in Eureka, Nevada?

whitneysouth

What about beard rides?
BloodScrubber

On a side note, they're strongly encouraged in Ohio. *wink

FOOKLUNKWILL

Coo.l

Seuss the original NERD.

#9
FOOKLUNKWILL

Coo.l
Seuss the original NERD.
#9
BigDingo

Fact: if you can remember the fact associated with #2 I have news for you…
http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

#2 There was a fact?
dastlast

#10

"A woman" or simply "women" is the right way to go! Other than that, decent post!
Sauru

#7 she better give me half that shit in a divorce
TylerV

#10 aww…no mustache rides?
Dertty

Bob I love these Friday posts. BTW – I am giving #8 a run for it's money today.
MigraineBoy

#7 Hairforce One?
Farrell

#2 Belen Rodriguez
xglyphx

Weak start to a weekend…..im going to beerfest in PA give me some beer and boobs
you have no mawbles

#3 so do butterflies
Mattitude

#10 … nor is he likely to.
anon

As it says in the caption, Troll.
nico

#1
The inner troll in me wants to say that is a fake Aligator.

Jak

Really? Cause I thought alligators just had no eyes.

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