All work and no play? Have some girls with future lower back problems (35 Photos)

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  • PJ Fry

    Don't mind if I do!


    • Rob

      Looks like she's ripping a fart. Hot body though.

  • nick339123

    Boobs. Are. Awesome.

    • COCO

      No, they are not. Too big and weird looking. I am glad to be gay.

      • OCOC

        go away shit bird

        • COCO

          Do you have a problem with my right to free speech?

          • OCOC

            I have a problem with your incessant trolling…

      • Apocalypse_Now

        I'm pretty sure there are other sites out there more to your liking.. But please, GET OUT OF HERE!!!

    • Nunya

      Now it's time for the Chive to do a 'Chivettes with future lower back problems' thread.

    • Toots McGee

      Do you have asthma?

    • Wavien

      Stating the obvious is not.

  • Blake

    I'm debating starting a boycott against Denise Milani. I suggest no one acknowledges anything she does until we see some nudity, nipps at least. Don't get me wrong I think she's gorgeous but holy crap enough is enough.

    • Slauter

      I am totally with you. She's beautiful, but I'm getting tired of the tease.

    • anon

      Me too bro. She's hott and all, but come on. There is so much better talent out there that we aren't getting to see because every LBP is half Denise Milani.

    • newscot

      Jordan Carver too.

    • spex

      I hope your boycott works better than the Jessica Alba one.

    • Lev

      I'm with you, but remember, she is approaching her mid-thirties. There will come a point when the option to see her topless will not only be unappealing to her, but to us too. A boycott might make her just say "screw it, I've done enough" and stop altogether.

      • GlibTongue

        And her stopping altogether would what…be a tragedy?

        Cause you totally know that she probably has dozens of ideas for new non-nude photoshoots that will totally be different from the ones she's already done, right?

        I mean, if she continues, she might find yet another angle at which we can see her non-nude boobs, and lord knows we can't miss out on that!

        Either way, she is in her mid-thirties already.

        • Northman

          Yep, at this point the only thing that could really get people to notice her is a sex-tape… (I hope she's a chiver)

        • JTB

          She hasn't really done any modeling pictures or videos in like a year, following some lawsuit over her old site. She apparently had a job outside of the modeling gig and clearly is able to live without the money it generated so… I think the dream of nerps is dead. It doesn't matter — she fits into any post where there are no nipples.

    • Sir Muffles She's topless.

  • mcsgwigga

    Perfect way to start my week, thank you Chive!

    • COCO

      You should start your week by praying not looking at boobs.

      • OCOC

        You should start your week in a car wreck.

        • COCO

          Why would you want me to be in a car wreck. That is just mean. What have I done to you?

          • OCOC

            You have become a consistent nuisance with you're bible preaching, trolling ways. Continue leaving you're religious banter and I will continue my hate induced flaming.

      • mcsgwigga

        I prayed for boobs and look what happened

  • Monsieur à l'heure

    If only my girfriend looked a little more like #30 …

    Oh wait, I don't have a girlfriend.

    • COCO

      I can see why you do not have one.

      • Monsieur à l'heure

        You need to push it further, COCO.

        • COCO

          I need to push it further. You have a dirty mind.

      • OCOC

        I see why you're a cunt.

        • Monsieur à l'heure

          Ok that's cool.

    • RJB

      MOAR MOAR! please moar :')

  • Alex

    35 is a little bit too much………as in freaky:|

    • Monsieur à l'heure

      Mr. Adobe took care of her eyes. #35

    • Mr. Sir

      Why are you looking at her eyes?

  • neefgeefd

    #33 mmm, Diora. No 'future lower back problems' post is complete without her

    • Brad

      she's got some nekkid pics on the internet…

  • Lisa

    Oh Monday. You're looking better already. :)

  • Charlie Makarov

    my scroller just broke

    • COCO

      Time to buy a new one. Walmart have many affordable ones.

      • OCOC

        I wish WalMart had douche repellent so you would just go away.

  • mick

    I'll just leave this here

    • Daris

      The quack and rack. Nice.

  • RayRay

    #23 = MILF believe it or not.

    • Sick

      Peta Todd, same as 17
      Most def a MILF, but i also like that she's involved on cool community stuff

  • Ryan

    Chive, please… in the name of all that is holy…. PLEASE FIND MOAR #6

    #6 is a godess with insanely perky titties. PLEASE, MOAR!! MOAR!!! MOAR!!!

  • YES

    #17 I'll have!

    • Josh

      Three thumbs up

      • COCO

        But you only have 2 thumbs. Where are you going to get a 3rd thumb. You could use mine if needed.

        • OCOC

          Despite your generosity, you're still a fuck twat.

          • COCO

            Using profanity is just rude and shows how limited your vocabulary is.

            • OCOC

              Sadly, you have become so unambiguously exasperating that only profane comments are truly accurate. With that being said, your mother should have cunt punted you around the double wide a little more frequently.

  • ZZZ

    #21 the right one (Valerie Cormier) i think

    • BSmike


    • Steeb

      the one on the left should be found…

    • das

      she has no waist or hips its like one undefined mass.

  • nywolf

    I'm leaning more towards #17 and #32!!

    • COCO

      Do not lean towards any of them. They are all men dress as a women to fool you people.

      • OCOC

        Just go eat a steaming pile of shit already.

        • COCO

          I cannot, I just brush my teeth and I do not want it to get dirty again. Thanks for the tip.

          • OCOC

            Continue gargling with fresh male ejaculate regularly.

  • Tay

    Woot I made the firzt page. and #16 is hot, but the duck face? I mean… Come on.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      Don't look at the face, just look at the boobs man.

    • anon

      She has a face?

    • ClariseStarling

      True, but it's a duckling, not a full duck, so it can be overlooked.

    • Marvin the Martian

      What Duck Face

    • sikofitt

      If you were looking at her face, i've got some bad news …

      • Tay

        it's visible out of my peripheral when looking at the goods. It kills the mood.

    • its_forge

      Duckface or no, or even cleavage or no, that woman is effing GORGEOUS.

      • Tay

        Concurrence reached.

  • calum

    I must have #12

    • COCO

      You cannot, she is probably far away. How are going to get in contact with her. If she see you and she may not like you.

      • OCOC

        Purchase gun and bullet, load gun, place in mouth, pull trigger.

    • Roscoe

      She looks ridiculous. Terrible implants. No thanks.

      • JTB

        They're real. Google Jana Defi, Maria Swan, Princessa (three names, same girl).

    • JTB

      She goes by Jana Defi, Maria Swan, and/or Princessa. Go to town. She retired not long ago.

    • Jethro


      Can't think blood rushing out of my head to….. My Head!?!

  • JMartin

    #12 – Found my floatation devise(s)

    • Kyle

      Amen. Merciful lord.

  • RiKo

    #9 Sofia Vergara isn't it? amazing titties

    • tim

      yes it is!! total bangin' milf

  • MrMav

    #6 #7 #17 :0P

  • Aytchie

    "Sometimes I call myself the booby watcher."

    • COCO

      You should be ashamed of yourself.

      • OCOC

        You should be burned alive.

        • COCO

          You are just hating on my name which is spelled the right way.

          • OCOC

            Well, my dad can beat up your dad.

            • COCO

              My dad is not alive, but my sister will break your butt. You are the real troll

  • duffman0313

    #18 #34 Please find

    • COCO

      Do not find them. Do not let your dirty mind fool you into thinking boobs are for sexual pleasure. Feed z babies.

      • OCOC

        Troll elsewhere.

    • Tim

      #18 is Elizabeth Marxs . I got to shoot her at a workshop recently.

  • Fallout86

    #34 is Louise Cliffe, google trust me!

    • Daris

      Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you.

      • Fallout86

        Your welcome :D

    • KRS One

      Holy fucking crap man, you are the shit! Thanks a LOT!

  • Julian Flynn

    This was easily the best FLBP that I have seen, well done. If I tagged my favorites, I'd be reposting the entire thing =P

  • Mmm_Ciao

    Question, but which is better in a girl(if you had to choose) nice boobs or a nice butt? #4 is delightful, btw.

    • [clevernamehere]

      Nice butt, fer sher.

      You can always enhance boobs. A nice butt is either had, or had not.

      Besides, it's not as awkward trying to press my morning wood into my wife's butt cheeks as it would be to press it into her cleavage. So, again…..butt.

      • Mmm_Ciao

        You make a good point.

    • Fallout86

      Butt (or arse where I'm from!)

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