March 7, 2011 |
In: Beautiful, FLBP, Hot Women
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Don't mind if I do!
Looks like she's ripping a fart. Hot body though.
Boobs. Are. Awesome.
No, they are not. Too big and weird looking. I am glad to be gay.
go away shit bird
Do you have a problem with my right to free speech?
I have a problem with your incessant trolling…
I'm pretty sure there are other sites out there more to your liking.. But please, GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Now it's time for the Chive to do a 'Chivettes with future lower back problems' thread.
Do you have asthma?
Stating the obvious is not.
I'm debating starting a boycott against Denise Milani. I suggest no one acknowledges anything she does until we see some nudity, nipps at least. Don't get me wrong I think she's gorgeous but holy crap enough is enough.
I hope your boycott works better than the Jessica Alba one.
I am totally with you. She's beautiful, but I'm getting tired of the tease.
Jordan Carver too.
Me too bro. She's hott and all, but come on. There is so much better talent out there that we aren't getting to see because every LBP is half Denise Milani.
I'm with you, but remember, she is approaching her mid-thirties. There will come a point when the option to see her topless will not only be unappealing to her, but to us too. A boycott might make her just say "screw it, I've done enough" and stop altogether.
And her stopping altogether would what…be a tragedy?
Cause you totally know that she probably has dozens of ideas for new non-nude photoshoots that will totally be different from the ones she's already done, right?
I mean, if she continues, she might find yet another angle at which we can see her non-nude boobs, and lord knows we can't miss out on that!
Either way, she is in her mid-thirties already.
She hasn't really done any modeling pictures or videos in like a year, following some lawsuit over her old site. She apparently had a job outside of the modeling gig and clearly is able to live without the money it generated so… I think the dream of nerps is dead. It doesn't matter — she fits into any post where there are no nipples.
Yep, at this point the only thing that could really get people to notice her is a sex-tape… (I hope she's a chiver)
nuts.co.uk. She's topless.
Perfect way to start my week, thank you Chive!
You should start your week by praying not looking at boobs.
You should start your week in a car wreck.
Why would you want me to be in a car wreck. That is just mean. What have I done to you?
You have become a consistent nuisance with you're bible preaching, trolling ways. Continue leaving you're religious banter and I will continue my hate induced flaming.
I prayed for boobs and look what happened
If only my girfriend looked a little more like #30 …
Oh wait, I don't have a girlfriend.
I can see why you do not have one.
You need to push it further, COCO.
I need to push it further. You have a dirty mind.
I see why you're a cunt.
Ok that's cool.
MOAR MOAR! please moar :')
35 is a little bit too much………as in freaky:|
Mr. Adobe took care of her eyes. #35
Why are you looking at her eyes?
#33 mmm, Diora. No 'future lower back problems' post is complete without her
she's got some nekkid pics on the internet…
Oh Monday. You're looking better already.
my scroller just broke
Time to buy a new one. Walmart have many affordable ones.
I wish WalMart had douche repellent so you would just go away.
I'll just leave this here
The quack and rack. Nice.
#23 = MILF believe it or not.
Peta Todd, same as 17
Most def a MILF, but i also like that she's involved on cool community stuff
Chive, please… in the name of all that is holy…. PLEASE FIND MOAR #6
#6 is a godess with insanely perky titties. PLEASE, MOAR!! MOAR!!! MOAR!!!
It's british porn star(let) Delta White.
well i'll be damned
No, it's not Delta White. She's apperantly called "Aurora".
#17 I'll have!
Three thumbs up
But you only have 2 thumbs. Where are you going to get a 3rd thumb. You could use mine if needed.
Despite your generosity, you're still a fuck twat.
Using profanity is just rude and shows how limited your vocabulary is.
Sadly, you have become so unambiguously exasperating that only profane comments are truly accurate. With that being said, your mother should have cunt punted you around the double wide a little more frequently.
#21 the right one (Valerie Cormier) i think http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/826238/viewa…
the one on the left should be found…
she has no waist or hips its like one undefined mass.
I'm leaning more towards #17 and #32!!
Do not lean towards any of them. They are all men dress as a women to fool you people.
Just go eat a steaming pile of shit already.
I cannot, I just brush my teeth and I do not want it to get dirty again. Thanks for the tip.
Continue gargling with fresh male ejaculate regularly.
Woot I made the firzt page. and #16 is hot, but the duck face? I mean… Come on.
Don't look at the face, just look at the boobs man.
True, but it's a duckling, not a full duck, so it can be overlooked.
What Duck Face
She has a face?
If you were looking at her face, i've got some bad news …
it's visible out of my peripheral when looking at the goods. It kills the mood.
Duckface or no, or even cleavage or no, that woman is effing GORGEOUS.
I must have #12
You cannot, she is probably far away. How are going to get in contact with her. If she see you and she may not like you.
Purchase gun and bullet, load gun, place in mouth, pull trigger.
She looks ridiculous. Terrible implants. No thanks.
They're real. Google Jana Defi, Maria Swan, Princessa (three names, same girl).
She goes by Jana Defi, Maria Swan, and/or Princessa. Go to town. She retired not long ago.
Can't think blood rushing out of my head to….. My Head!?!
#12 – Found my floatation devise(s)
Amen. Merciful lord.
#9 Sofia Vergara isn't it? amazing titties
yes it is!! total bangin' milf
#6 #7 #17 :0P
"Sometimes I call myself the booby watcher."
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You should be burned alive.
You are just hating on my name which is spelled the right way.
Well, my dad can beat up your dad.
My dad is not alive, but my sister will break your butt. You are the real troll
#18 #34 Please find
Do not find them. Do not let your dirty mind fool you into thinking boobs are for sexual pleasure. Feed z babies.
#18 is Elizabeth Marxs http://www.elizabethmarxs.com/ . I got to shoot her at a workshop recently.
#34 is Louise Cliffe, google trust me!
Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you.
Holy fucking crap man, you are the shit! Thanks a LOT!
This was easily the best FLBP that I have seen, well done. If I tagged my favorites, I'd be reposting the entire thing =P
Question, but which is better in a girl(if you had to choose) nice boobs or a nice butt? #4 is delightful, btw.
Butt (or arse where I'm from!)
Nice butt, fer sher.
You can always enhance boobs. A nice butt is either had, or had not.
Besides, it's not as awkward trying to press my morning wood into my wife's butt cheeks as it would be to press it into her cleavage. So, again…..butt.
You make a good point.
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