Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • mark

    #25 guy seems legit

    • lowdown

      I don't understand this one….could someone clarify please.

      • JMartin

        Rapist van…. incredibly professional sign…… luring young strange inside……. c'mon man, haven't you ever done this shit?

        • winningest

          the CHIVE is giving me good ideas again…..

  • Matt


    • Matt


      • Matt


        • Smithers

          You sir, are awful at commenting

          • Nick

            "at commenting" part not necessary – just plain awful will suffice.

    • HAWT

      For the love of God….. PLEASE PLEASE FIND HER!!!1! #30

      • winningest

        THEN DESTROY !!!! iknow shes someones daughter or sister ,but seriously KILL IT !!

    • Kilroy

      troll win

    • Alex

      OT: holy hot damn #47

  • jamison

    #44 have a few questions before browsing turns to buying. if she's less than blue book, does that mean I'm gonna get blue balls?

    • farnsworth

      let's cut to the chase here. does she give head?

      • marcel p.

        I have a couple minor concerns as well. for example, does she give head?

    • davie jones

      nice smile… and i like the librarian types. real quick, does she give good head?

      • parker

        the price is right, I'll give you that. digging a little deeper here, i was wondering if she will give me tons of blowjobs?

      • apple

        Is she inspected? and does she give good head?

    • fng

      Ok from what I can see the grille is good shape, hows the trunk look. what can I fit in there.
      Whats the return policy? Does she come with an extra set of keys. Can really see the front bumpers either. And rough spots that will need buffing out? all info you can give will help.

    • MikeofLA

      I was wondering, how was she maintained? Is it all under control down there? Also, how is the head?

      Any transportation fees associated with getting her to the west coast?

    • floscar

      Low mileage, but are they highway miles or city, also hows her head skills?

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      I want to know if the current owner will fix the ugly parts of the face before sale.
      If so then yes.

      Oh, and is there an option for a better sense of humor,
      this crap isn't funny or entertaining in the least.

    • Terry

      Give me the Car Fax…..

    • llano2

      I need to look under the hood.

    • rawnoyz

      so is that $1 per head session?

    • Flicka

      17700!? In my country we get this model by dozen WHOLESALE!

    • yeaho

      Did she have the recall done already?

      These fuckers are notorious for a defective intake pipe, end up just sucking up everything…

    • Kellen

      Can I take her for a test drive?

      • Guest

        Good idea… Maybe he will offer rental, too?

    • Thor Mannion

      I'll pay…for some head

    • Poppin Fresh

      The grill is nice but I really need to see more pictures to decide. You say "low miles" but how many previous owners? How many does this model seat? just one? How much trunk space?

    • Hich

      How quick does she start up in the morning? Right away, or do you need to kinda finesse her?
      How many can she hold?
      Does she pass her emissions test?

    • DerkaDo

      Looks like Tina Fey.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      Why is she 88 feet?

      • Zoey

        <div id="idc-comment-msg-div-133353443" class="idc-message"><a class="idc-close" title="Click to Close Message" href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(133353443)"><span>Close Message</span> Comment posted. <p class="idc-nomargin"><a class="idc-share-facebook" onclick="IDC.ui.fb_wrapper(133353443)" href="javascript: void(null)" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="idc-share-inner"><span>Share on Facebook</span></span> or <a href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(133353443)">Close Message I hope you're kidding!
        88' = 88 feet
        '88 = 1988
        88 = 88 years old

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      Any body work been done? Hidden damage? Does she quit on you when she gets wet? What does she come with? How hard is it to take the top down? Aftermarket headlights? I don't have to worry about a tranny problem, right? Is the carpet clean and well kept?

    • Jazz

      is the milage genuine though?

  • Random

    #41 – never doubt TheChive

    • Marvin the Martian

      Excellent work….and it looks warm….want summer now….

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      and her name issssss?

    • Jacob

      The Chive knows how to get things done.

    • Nunya

      She wears all of her bottoms wonderfully low… love the V pointing the direction

  • Wolfram

    #4 I loled

    • ricky

      probably my fav of the day

      • Lower

        Same. Should be in Daily Morning Awesomeness.

    • Ken Hogan

      I lol'ed hard.

  • The Guy

    I can think of a necklace that would go nice with your neck.. #32

    • TCB12

      I see what you did here!

    • peteyroberto

      i think she took that photo about a half foot too high

    • Mordy

      She stole this from The English Patient… That's called the suprasternal notch

      That being said, it's my favorite part too.

    • Lauren Gentile

      of the pearl variety…


      • Random

        I don't think Chivers would think of any other type xD

      • Stigma222

        Damnit nine hours late damn time zones

    • EZEE

      You sir, I salute! (raises glass in appreciation).

      • EZEE


        • JstevensF


    • dwgrif

      I couldn't agree more!

    • The Other Jake

      blur tool 😦

      My favorite part too nonetheless

    • sam son

      this is also my favouriote part of you. or is it? allow the chive and its readers to be the judge of that

  • quintus

    #12, #13


    You will make a good wife. Congratulations to you and your husband.

    • quintus

      Umm..#11, #12

    • Meagan

      Thanks, I'd like to think I will…. unfortunately I have to get back to the kitchen before my husband comes home….

  • Dan

    #46…. YUM!!!!!!!!

    • COCO

      She butt is too small and looks weird. Ewwwww

      • J. Lessy

        You're obviously an overweight woman.

        You give yourself away with your stupid-ass jealous comments.

        And you're kind of a bitch.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      I keep staring at it, hoping it's a .gif that will remove the panties…

  • mipo2010

    #7, she must really be up in there..

    • COCO

      No not really. I can still see her fingers so she is not too far up

      • Wolfram

        Who said her fingers are what's "up there"? Maybe the batteries died and she's trying to fish it out.

    • floscar

      But really, WTF?

    • BobSugar

      The feet positioning give the proper angles of buttcheek spreadage… btw, gross.

      Just wondering, Here's a challenge for TheChive. Give us the face.

  • TCB12

    #9 my dog does the same thing when I ask him if he wants to go for a ride…..but he's a lab and can cause some serious household damage when he doesnt stike the landing.

    • COCO

      Your dog need to learn manners and not to act and jumb like a baby.

      • OCOC


      • Parkatola

        Clearly, you've never met a lab. Jumping up in the air (as opposed to on something or just randomly chewing and eating anything it can reach) is really pretty good manners for a lab.

        I would be curious to know where you're from, though, where babies can jump like that.

  • Malkintosh22

    #23 Using theChive to promote your movie? BEST. MARKETING. SCHEME. EVER.

    • thatguy

      worked on me

    • nemesis

      You beat me to it. You have my thumb.

    • mick


    • fnaah

      At first I thought that was Tea Leone, was very disappointed to find out it wasn't. Oh well.

      • brad

        you are the only one who wants to see Tea Leone naked. I wouldn't mind if it were 1995, not now though…

    • Flicka

      Bah. The stills are already online. A lousy reason to see a shitty movie.

    • Seldi84

      It's making me consider going to see this crapfest.

    • joey

      I Made this one! I made the Chive! YAY!!!!!!!

  • Naz1962

    #46 The reason we all love theChive!

    • COCO

      I love the chive for the pictures of mountains and trees. Not to look at women and get off. That is nasty.

      • Dub Genus

        In the words of a popular comedian and tv show host, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

      • OCOC

        And yet the Chive still hates you…

    • cheezwizard

      i was staring at it to make sure it wasn't a gif. then my pants got tighter.

      • Dub Genus

        It was a .giz file.

  • Smithers

    #28. Yes please.

    • COCO

      No, please

      • red5

        left stomach, middle breasts, right face! ….make

        • Ballsy

          I thought exactly the same thing when i looked

    • jimbo

      No 1, 2, 3 on that?

      • Wolfram

        In this case I'd let them choose because they're all hot

    • BobSugar

      numero dos haz perfect cleavage.

    • nudity and fluids

      MOAR PLEASE. Girl on left is stunning

    • thatslife

      Thumbs for 1

    • Jason

      2, 1, 3

    • http://www.facebook.com/roderickspells Roderick Spells

      I know the girl on the right. I went to school with her!

  • Barney

    I'm liking them twins even more 😉

    • Wolfram

      Anone know who the lead girl is? She's smokin hot

    • Dirty Dingus

      I think we have a new….FIND HER NOW!!!!

    • Stevo

      Do her eyes look sad to anyone else? What can we do to cheer her up!

      • JHL1

        I can give her a nice long tongue massage… always cheers me up

    • zzz

      AME )( RICA

  • BloodScrubber

    #7 You've heard of toe curling orgasms.
    This is pigeon toed fur wedgie pullin. 😉

  • BudHa

    Mila Kunis always looks better on film than in photographs. Which is weird because most girls are the opposite. What a babe

    • ROK

      i have watched some really shitty movies…just to gaze upon her wonderfulness.

    • HolyGodBalls

      Nah almost all girls look better on film, and even better better in person

  • zevi

    #14 You are my hero!

    • COCO

      Sad if you consider him to be your hero. I look up the president, or my mother as my hero

      • mick

        COCO = New Paula?
        Don't feed the trolls people

        • nick

          Insult and demoralize the trolls every chance given…it's the only way

      • Stevo

        I am your hero COCO, for I look up your mother.

    • ricky


    • Juan

      how about you try again.. this time remove yourself from the picture.. douche..

    • sabbath

      Probably his sister

    • Urban

      He's a funny looking mutha phucker.

    • Thatwasntthequestion

      Did you motorboat that ass?

    • JMartin

      Are you running a crack house? What the fuck is up with the decor?

    • DerkaDo

      2 seconds later her was punched in the face and kicked out of the room. "Totally worth it dude! I'm sending it to thechive"

    • schango


  • blueberry waffle

    I can think of so many hotter pics of Mila than #12

    • cheezwizard

      shut up, meg.

  • Barette

    I'm a bit worried about #43.

    • Random Crazy Guy

      The kid is telling him he forgot the maracas

    • Pedobear

      I like the way that kid inspects the banana.

    • JMartin

      Yo mutha fucka, yo hang down be almoss as long as mine. Ya feel me bitch?

    • Bree

      the banana is one of my best friends!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mrkplayer Mark Player

    #39 oh nancy botwin. how i love thee

    • Wolfram

      Ditto. Weeds milf is milf-tastic.

      • Sigh

        You don't say? Thank you lieutenant Obvious for letting everyone know she is "milf-tastic" because we are all blind and can't see her photo.

        • Wolfram

          It's Captain to you, bitch.

          • lol

            You mad bro?

          • chill pill

            well obviously you weren't promoted to Captain ok lieutenant. but take it easy for real

  • fornicate

    #28 is a tasty trio…and as far as #47, all I have to say is UGUGUGHGHGHGHGHHAHHHHHHAHAAAAHHHHH….AHHH….ahhhahaha…yea

  • disturbedearth

    Done been DAR'd…. Can go home now.

  • Jak

    #9 Hover dog, hovers.

  • Nick702

    #31 and by roommate I hope you mean friends with benefits

    • COCO

      Butt too flat. I need something to ride.

    • KyleGamgee

      Thumbs up!

      Or two fingers, whatever works for her.

    • Eazy E

      And by roomate, I hope you mean Mother. 🙂

    • Just Sayin'

      Dear Jess, your room mate has no ass. Apologise.

      • JHL1

        Ignore him – she is amazing

  • Dub Genus

    The subtle gif must have been so subtle I missed it..

    • http://www.southernfriedboredom.blogspot.com dawgsman81

      Alec Baldwin? Winning like Sheen I see…

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