Tomorrow: ‘Star Wars Girl’ will be revealed (3 sneak-peek photos)

This month has seen two of our most popular posts in the history of theCHIVE. It started when a shy girl with an amazing body and a huge affinity for Star Wars sent me these photos. Then a week later we unleashed the second installment in the Trilogy. The identity of Star Wars girl has been a closely guarded secret and dozens of websites have been trying to find out who the anonymous fangirl is. Tomorrow, the saga will end with Star Wars Girl revealing herself exclusively to theCHIVE. And, yeah, she's hot.

The only thing that could possibly be more awesome than this would be if theCHIVERY were opening tomorrow... and it is.

  • aosux

    Here's to hoping she isn't a butter-face

    • Abdul

      seriously – last thing we need is another Two Pistols and a Sword girl – derp.

    • PJ Fry

      Butterface I can deal with, but John and Leo have been pulling the 'itsa dood' surprise on us.

    • boggled

      I just hope she's not a dude. Chive likes to pull that crap.

  • Fisheyes

    Forget teaser posts, Chive. We want MILF Mondays!

    • facebook

      WANT! xD

  • cat21

    cANT WAIT !!!!

  • Urban

    I have a good feeling about this girl.

    • Joshy2Saucy

      Me too, in my pants.

  • JJJ

    Thumbs up for the revealing of The Chivery?

  • Randallize

    I'll give her a real light-saber to play with..

    • Jack

      haha thats funny cause you mean your penis

      • Randallize

        no, I actually have quite a star wars memorabilia collection. including an exact replica of a light sab… ok yes, I meant my penis!

        • tooptoop

          she might want my heavy-saber rather than your light one

  • Big E

    Damn you sharktopus

  • Jewbacca


  • GK-4

    #3 gaht-dayum

  • HankT

    #2…the force is strong with this one…

    • Luke

      How the fuck can anyone thumb down THAT?!?!?

      • That;'s right

        Fucking foreigners have no sense of humor. Benny Hill ain't funny just some pervert dressing in woman's clothes.

    • Jeffzero

      Mind the gap

  • mark

    nice jawline. i think we have a winner

  • The Shoveller

    Am I the only one who still remembers 'Two Pistols' girl?

  • ashleyging

    this will be fantastic

  • McBeastie

    Day after tomorrow: Star Wars girl will be forgotten.

  • equalizermax

    Please No Duckface… Please No Duckface… Please No Duckface… Please No Duckface…

  • Wavien

    Hmm, can't say I'm not looking forward to it :p

  • Sean

    Hey, she likes Star Wars, and thats good enough for me!

  • Grifffy

    Who thinks she really likes Star Wars?

    • Josh

      IT'S A TRAP!

      • Grifffy

        LOL! That's my line.

        Not that I really care if she does like Star Wars, just saying…

        • JAMESJ

          She confessed to being a nerd.
          See the last posting of her.
          The Chivery?
          Free or pay?

        • Jessica Condrey

          doubt these dudes care 😉 it has boobs lol

  • dalexmu

    i dont want star wars girl saga to end!!! =(

  • moeshere Foxdale

    At this point I don't care what her face looks like ahhahahah

  • rocky4

    its gonna be a dude isn't it?

  • Jimmy

    Here's To Hoping it isn't a DUDE also.

    • todd

      OMFG… I was thinking the same thing… LMAO

  • no please

    #2 Quite the gap!!

  • Chas Smith

    I'd be so happy if she ended up being Yvonne Strahovski…

    • vbto

      That would be 'winning'…

  • Yeahbeer

    #2 Awesome!

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