• jesus

    id name my horse charlie sheen

    • Ackwarbs

      I'd horse my name Sharlee Chien

    • mcdice

      duh, it would probably be winning

    • RobertC

      I'd name my horse Sarah Jessica Parker.

  • eyrish219

    A pirate horse

  • thatguy

    So…the jockey is a pirate?

    • its_forge

      No he's a ninja = )

  • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

    I like to think the commentator had a stroke at the end..

    • Pirate

      I thought the same thing! Either that or a massive heart attack.

  • ashleyging


  • Blackout

    Personally, I have to give it to the Big Trouble in Little China reference.

    • Ey-yoooo!

      Personally, I have to give it to your wife, and by "it" I mean the clap.

  • Finster


    • Ryno

      Oh no he di-en in second….love the kings of comedy!

  • Nazz1962

    This video has been rated Arrrrrghh!

  • stormdancer

    Charlie Sheen = spoiled Celebrity Tantrum taking Drama Queen!

    • Tigeblood

      stormdancer = anonymous hater

  • James

    I laughed out loud, I wish there was a way to tell everyone what happened with fewer keystrokes…

    • DUH

      lol much?

  • LazyTheKid

    "AND IT'S ALL AARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!…Feline Felon second, Stand Pat third".

  • Jak

    Thats funny. The best horse name ever is "I have to take a shit" Just imagine. " 'i have to take a shit' coming up the inside" That would be hilarious.

    • Michael D

      No because I'm not twelve years old.

    • yup

      Why do Americans love fecal humor so much? Seriously, it's either 'I need a new pair of underwear', 'i would have shat myself' or 'he is in deep shit'. Like a nation of 6-year-olds.

  • Wolfram

    ARRRRRRRRR you kidding me?

  • DaddyD

    Almost 3 years old, but still funny.

  • cat21

    This horse must be SEA BISCUIT !!!!!!

  • BunkerPunk

    The best part was the commentator trying not to burst out in laughter, especially at the end. That vid was good for a chuckle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    That may be better than the race where a horse named "My Wife Knows Everything" beat a horse named "The Wife Doesn't Know".

  • EvadingNun

    Hoof Hearted followed by Ice Melted

  • thut

    there is a horse named " Is it in good" no joke.

  • Ole' Pants

    Norfolk Enchants is a good name for a horse, Owned by the Football/soccer player Michael Owen.

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  • Adam Sandler

    that horse is so metal

  • Yo Mamma

    Whats a Pirates favorite letter?
    You think it would be "R", but its actually the "C"

  • Plyx

    Feline Felon….


    Pussy Crook?

  • Troy

    He's a sea horse

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