Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Alec

    #18 to the Chivery.

    • krista

      the anticipation is killing me

      • Alec

        They're such a tease. I would've gone to sleep if they didn't post another one of these. That means they're just seeing how long we could last…

    • Bradster

      Deeddooloodo, doodoodeedoo

    • Omen

      Seriously, find a hobby

  • Asian_Princess

    #3 – fanta=most awesome drink
    #16 – absolutely amazing

    • Tyrone Jackson

      I like Grape Fanta with fried chicken and watermelon.

  • NoOneDummy

    Hey Chive, who's Awesome?


    You're Awesome!
    Thanks for everything!

  • hoho

    #10

    i've I got nothing clever to say
    but that is a douche face

  • mike

    #1

    • Fisheyes

      New Rule: If you're going to "make a comment" in the comments section, MAKE A COMMENT. Reposting a picture with no comment, just to get on page 1, automatically qualifies you for the next Douche Bag post.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rui-Pinhal/100000721610079 Rui Pinhal

    #2 very funny

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #7 The only disgusting ones are the people NOT eating Nutella with banana slices.

    • shamallamadingdong

      word.

    • Guz

      Try it hot in a pancake. Heaven food.

    • TUY

      Nutella on one slice, PB on the other, nanners in the middle. De-lish and nu-trish.

    • objectivehate

      What you have to do is spread nutella across a tortilla, then place a whole banana in it and wrap it up. That's the best thing. I gained 5 lbs in 2 weeks with this formula.

      • MEGS

        I can't believe someone else wraps a whole banana in a nutella covered totrilla! I thought I was the only genius to come up with that.

        • Hich

          You two should get married.

          Seriously, though… He is no longer the only disgusting one, for I will attempt this sandwich at my next opportunity!

    • GK-4

      nutella spread with chopped banana n strawberries

    • andysniper

      nutella and peanut butter. never in the history of everything has anything been even remotely as awesome. except boobs.

      • D.C

        this looks amzing

      • yup

        Great hetero save there, buddy.

    • BobSugar

      Umm, where's the fluff?

    • JHL1

      I like using it as a pretzel dip – yummm

    • jobart08

      I love this too!!!

  • bbqoobs

    #6 No blood for oil? It all makes sense now.

    • king

      Umm, shall it be an 'arm' or a 'leg' for your gas today??

      • Jules

        Ahh it all makes sense now… I thought it was just some ingenious improvized zombie weapon:)

  • RiKo

    #11 who's the blondie?

    • Migmo

      Monica Vitti

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jan-Araujo/796045351 Jan Araujo

      I'm pretty sure that's Monica Vitti some 50 years ago…

      • equalizermax

        Monica Vitti… – just what they said

        • Chiefs420

          I think it's Monica Vitti

          • yup

            Who's it again?

            • Steven

              It may or may not be Monica Vitti. Can't be sure.

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Chase/100001560205147 Ryan Chase

                I don't remember the name, but it rhymes with Tonica Meaty.

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      Hey just in case you didn't get it already, I think its Monica Vitti.

  • Adam

    Ahem, and the award for the most contrived pun in the history of man goes to…

    #3

    • Joseph Moore

      Life is just a Fanta Sea,
      Can you live this Fanta Sea life?

    • Adam

      Wow, every comment on this page has a negative rating, tough crowd.

    • boggled

      Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality…

      • Jen

        open your eyes, look up to the skies and SEEEEEEEEEE

        • Rhino

          I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy…

          • Woll Smoth

            Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

  • acash

    #8 …

    Damn that takes me back

  • hater

    Don't get 2 close to my Fanta-Sea
    Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
    Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy
    you'll get to the surprise!

  • dmander

    I just came here to get thumbed down.

    • Anonymous

      And the Chive said NO!

    • yup

      You're doing it wrong.

  • john dory

    #14 sweet jesus!

    • nut

      DAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOUS!!!!!!!!

      • king

        whew!! mine is still where i left it!!!

    • mtpuckhead

      Not Awesome!

  • http://www.icescrabblersunite.com.ho frankie j hoth

    #15

    .. NOOOOOOOOOOOO DESTROYER OF DREAMS

    • Wolfram

      What dream? That they actually flew to another planet and/or found an abominable snow monster?

      Lay off the crack.

      • amrith777

        I think he meant that his immersion has been ruined.

        • Wolfram

          Perhaps, but that still seems rather dramatic.

          • Sick

            but there is a point in there. I never understood the people that spend more time on the behind the scenes footage than on the actual movie — unless you want to learn how movies are made so that you can make your own. It's like asking how do you make a sausage

  • Dunny_

    #20 wow. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer > Geico Cavemen….."Your world frightens me."

    • douche

      i am just a simple caveman lawyer

    • MikeK

      Phil Hartman… Comedic genius! RIP

  • naigoto

    #7 Nutella is disgusting even without banana slices, you pig

    • D.C

      You're clearly a ginger a no soul

      • aleXTC

        @dc
        You're clearly a dumbass

  • annoyingshampoo

    Chivin' before an interview .. it cools me off mayyyn

    • amrith777

      Good luck!!

    • Childish

      Don't laugh when he asks about your duty!

  • Gabe

    Nutella with banana = favorite outdoor sports food, plenty calories from carbs and fat. Also, great taste!

  • TherealJoel

    #5

    Ha!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    #3 Well played, sir.

    • august west

      anyone else read this to the tune of bohemian rhapsody?

    • therewasshrinkage

      except Fanta is pronounced Faun-ta, not Fan-ta which is the redneck bastardization of a word that came from Europe.

      • Jak

        to-MAY-toe; to-MA-toe…you schmuck

      • Nicnac

        sorry wrong. I grew up with Fanta and we said it Fan-tah.

        If there is any complaint about this picture, it doesn't use the same syntax as the song.

        Is this the real life. Is this just Fanta sea.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #14 those are some really happy cops. they got a smile on their faces similar to kids finding a buried treasure. that they will smoke.

    • king

      they're already fried, look at them climbing outta that bush, grinning ear to ear!!!!!!

  • JAMESJ

    #2
    Made me laugh out loud.

  • HankT

    #16 As pretty cool as that is, it sure looks like a waste of perfectly good bacon!

    and #10…male duckface is the ghey

  • tsukushi_

    #12

    • mtpuckhead

      Duh. Winning.

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