Despite my cynical nature the Carnival in Rio looks like an epic f^&*ing time (33 Photos)

SOURCES: 1, 2, 3

  • figurefour



    • Nazz1962

      It's Elton John wearing Madonna's bra on his head!

    • justsaying

      what's not to get…it is a Brazilian Pikachu

  • me 1st


  • LazyTheKid

    I just had an aneurysm from all that color.

  • Marius

    What's Jesus doing there?#15

    • IRock

      Saving souls, like a boss.

    • LazyTheKid

      Fake…its 'shopped. You can tell by the pixels and the fact that he has no holes in his hands.

    • GK-4

      Ironically enough Carnival and Mardi Gras are the last chance screw around before easter and Lent

      • Pepe

        Get your sinning in now – repent – chill for a few weeks – reboot. Good concept when you think about it.

    • Da Sandman

      he's there to say that the thing that everybody over there is going to do that night is a mortal sin… and we love it

  • Dirty Dingus

    I feel like Prince Akim is going to see his new wife soon.

    • Geshko

      What do you like to do?
      ::curtsey:: What ever you like.


        Make a sound a like a dog

  • Beastie4life

    If it's gunna be that kinda party…I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

    • OneClownShoe

      Everyone on the planet needs to watch that movie.

      • EZEE

        which movie is that?

        • OneClownShoe

          The movie is "Waiting…"

      • R-Dub

        Which movie. That quote is from a beastie boys song sample, originally from a comedy album by Mantan Moreland. No movie, friend.

  • Wickedrebel

    #7 – Amazing tits! Scary face!

    • Roscoe

      Amazing implants, you mean.

  • rdh014

    Beats hell out of Mardi Gras…

    • Jak

      I'll take booze and boobs, you can keep all the fucked up costumes.

      • Carnie

        Because there's not going to be any booze or boobs at Rio?

        • aosux

          Yeah, but all the bullshit in between is cut out in N.O.

  • Mokuseitora

    awesome! would love to see up close! #22

  • doobachuk

    damn… sooo many hot chicks, so little time!

  • Wolfram

    #28 flamethrower mouth ftw!

  • theMorgue77

    went a few years ago. it was an AMAZING time!

  • mtpuckhead

    It's the new "Blew-A-Man Group"

  • ashleyging

    #9 idk what's going on here but i love it

  • Jack Burton

    Where's Tom Brady's ponytail?

  • equalizermax

    #15 – Hold on Bro..

  • floscar

    where's all the big booty bitches, big-big booty bitches. Skinny bitches get out!

  • doubleplay

    where is the nakedness we all expected?

  • Lauren Gentile

    #24 and #30 are terrifying. Yikes. :/

    • Jeremy

      You need to stop changing your display picture. It's decreasing my work productivity.

      • Lauren Gentile

        Sorry about that! It's a vicious cycle: I'M procrastinating at work because of the Chive and in turn it's effecting YOU! 😉 I've settled on one, promise!

        • mtpuckhead

          Don't listen to him! I love the many pics of Lauren! So beautiful in so many ways. Keep it up sexy. (No pun intended)

  • Sharky

    #5 indeed it IS an epic time to fuck

    • rbfn04

      Ellen Roche, I recomend the googling

  • ale

    Now that´s an awesome party…

    • rbfn04

      Funded by drug lords money 😉

  • Nazz1962

    #33 It's Elton John wearing Madonna's bra on his head!!!

  • Urban

    #13 This will be my next Halloween costume. Bad ass.

  • Eve

    wanna be there so bad!

  • pat

    thought for sure the Tom Brady ponytail was going to be the last post…come on Chive!

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