Star Wars Girl Revealed (23 Photos)

Today theCHIVE not only presents the opening of our emporium, theCHIVERY, but we also bring you Part III of the Star Wars Girl Trilogy (Here are Part I and Part II). About a week ago I emailed Star Wars Girl and asked her very politely to reveal her identity. She politely declined. Then I told her that I'd received over 2,000 emails from people around the world asking us to uncover her identity. So, in the interest of returning my Chive submit account back to manageable levels, she relented.

Star Wars Girl is named Nicole, a 19 year-old University student from a small city just outside Toronto (Canada, you continue to impress). Having spoken to her over the past couple weeks, I can tell you Nicole is one of the nicest girls I've met. She's a real fangirl of the highest order. She did ask me to thank the Chivers for their kind comments. The Chivers' unique ability to provide positive encouragement for women to express their sexuality has been outstanding. Well done, guys and gals.
Now enjoy Nicole as we present the third installment in the Star Wars Girl Trilogy...

There were a couple images that are just a bit too nsfw for this post. They are HERE and HERE. You’re welcome.

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  • piderman

    please…..omg your so hot ugghhh the things going through my head OH MY GOD

  • Custardspoon

    At which strip joints can I see her and get an autograph?

    • Custardspoon

      Seriously; requisite sword and gun shots, "university student" cover and A.H. pix. She's a stripper. Not a bad thing at all, just want details regarding venues.

  • Mr_Rob

    Seriously: what are you waiting for a NSFW Chive?

  • Merv

    Holy shit

  • The Dude

    Nicely done. Only wish I had been the one shooting the photos.

  • secks masheen

    butter face

  • Geshko

    Star Wars Girl does not disappoint! I was genuinely fearing a Chive prank, something like photoshopping Charlie Sheen's face over Nicole's lovely one.
    Alas, poor Master Chief! I knew him, Chivers; a fellow
    of infinite ammo, of most excellent skillz: he hath
    borne Cortana a thousand times…

  • Mike

    Very impressive and fun lady

  • hater


    • verdad

      amen. not so good chive.

  • AB14

    Fantastic pics!!!!!!

  • SWG

    Thanks for the positive comments everyone! To those posting butterface/disappointment comments, keep in mind this wasn't a post about how hot I thought I was, it was about Star Wars, of which I am a true fan. May the force be with you!

    • Anonymous

      You made me a star wars fan

    • Blame Canada

      Sorry to call your bluff Nicole but I happen to be a Toronto Chiver who has actually met you before and I don't buy it one bit. You're a nice girl but you tend to try a little hard with the geeky thing, to be honest. You aren't geeky when you do it for attention or for show.

      • BC Chiver

        She has fun, let her flaunt what she has, it's a nice ego boost.

        What she has is something I would love to look at every day.

        MOVE TO BC! Ontario is bullocks!

    • das

      yeah B.S. it was about starwars….if it was about starwars you wouldnt put half naked pics of you infront of starwars merch

      • SWG (Nicole)

        Well obviously I wasn't going to just post pictures of Star Wars stuff, but the point was that it was a themed collection of shots, not -just- body shots trying to impress. And "Blame Canada" have we really met? Toronto was the closest big city but I live almost an hour away from there… and I rarely flaunt my 'geeky-ness' in everyday life.

  • Matt

    I think she might just be the perfect.

  • Kenny

    Oh man, she likes "Star Wars", weapons, "Halo" and is gorgeous – I'm so godsdamn in love ❤

  • TheTruth


    • agreeeee

      singing to the choir TheTruth!

  • coolj2727

    19 years old??? maybe like 10 years ago

  • BeccaB86

    I have that exact same nerf gun in my desk drawer – a fine choice indeed.

    • SWG-Nicole

      Why thank you Becca, I thought so myself.

  • Jonny Prasifka


  • martin_mcfish

    would actually marry this woman

  • The Snob

    We, are not amused.

  • zack

    yeap in love.

  • Pat

    I'd definately play WoW with her…

  • Sheepdog Elite

    Very nice, beautiful girl, with taste. My hats off to you 🙂

  • Tony Suprano

    Seriously? All the suspense for a butter face? Come on.

  • josh

    butter face

  • you're a dummy

    People who really get laid don't call it "porking" – nice try fatty

    • oh4fuckssake


      • facebook

        LOL U MAD? *troll face* to allllllll of yous

    • We'reTalkingGeekHere

      are you saying ace ventura never got laid?

      • amanda

        Guys right, she looks old & with a freshly shaven mustache.

        • JayCee

          She's a prawn. Rip off the head and keep the body.

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