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  • krista

    am i the only one who stayed up till tuesday to wait for the chivery?

    • Paula_

      Why wait up for a shop to open? It'll be open 24/7 from tuesday on…
      Hey maybe I'll buy a mug for at the office…

      – the one you love to hate

      • derp de derp derp


      • OneClownShoe

        Strange things are afoot at the circle K.

      • Lleamen

        '- the one you love to hate', eh?

        I do not love, nor hate you. I despise you, sorry to say. You're quite the annoyance.

        • Paula_

          Thank you dear, good to know the old charm is still working.

          – the one you love to hate

    • The Droh


  • Alec

    I'm with you on that one.

  • jetrome

    #7 If that were a trouser snake, she wouldn't get bitten like that.

    • gunno

      where is this from

      • Ori

        She is called Orit Fox
        An Israeli trash celebrity that became famous after a series of plastic surgery that made her resemble a rather cheap and ugly plastic Barby doll.

        allegedly that snake was aiming for a real body part but failing to find any he eventually went for the silicone bags

        she was commented later that she "didn't feel a thing" – gee I wonder why

    • Anonymous

      in case anyone wants to see the video

  • Jim

    #11 does anyone remember this movie? i know I've seen it before but can't place it

    • krista

      nightmare on elm street i think

      • Jim

        ah thanks. its been so long

    • Alec

      I'm just guessing here. Nightmare on Elm Street?

    • The Other Jake

      maybe its midnight on elm street……. isnt that freddy krugger?

      • OneClownShoe

        LOL maybe you should check with the first Jake before you post.

    • Josh

      I still have nightmares about that movie

    • Holmespump

      It's probably underrated.

      • Dig it.

        You know it. Almost as underrated as Star Wars.

  • Dustmiretheturd

    no its jason meyers from 13th nightmare on halloween

    • gene

      no its Freddy,Jason has no claws

      • Paula

        Gene Just might be the biggest dumbshit on the planet. Chop of your penis or sew up your stank hole androgynously named lesbian man, you dont need to breed.


        P.s.I hate you.

  • Asian_Princess

    #9 – ooooh kermit….i thought he only had eyes for miss piggy…

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      leave kermit alone! he's only hum…frog! and the girl totally bue-balled him, I feel his pain!

    • mewo

      find her please

  • RiKo

    #5 what's goin' on here?!

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 See, Johnson? Nothing can go wrong with…Oh errrr….RUN!

    • Mattighausen

      Why does the cameraman keep filming like nothing happened while everybody else runs off?

      • @juliormz_

        maybe it's just a steady cam… I don't think there's a camera man brave enough (or stupid enough) to do that

      • Wavien

        If you look close enough you can see that the camera is placed on a tripod, and that the cameraman runs as well. It moves before they all run, and it is100% steady when they are out of the screen.

  • Guy From Israel

    #7 is Orit Fux, an Israeli blown up Barbie.
    She's over done surgeries!
    you can find her on google, but be warned!

    • Just Sayin'

      WHAT THE SHIT?!? can't be unseen!

    • OneClownShoe

      Then the snake just scared her a bit. She actually didn't even feel it.

    • yup

      Why would anyone wanna google her? The GIF is scary enough.

  • doubleplay

    #12 well played sir, well played

    • DaveMMM

      RBI Baseball?

      • MeatRocket

        I'm thinking baseball simulator, you could edit all the players speed.

      • Shawn

        Yep that was the ole bunt for a homerun in RBi baseball. never gets old

        • D.C

          I use to have that for my NES!

    • ecrone

      Like A Boss!

  • Forrest Herron

    Its not even 6am, what productivity are these gifs supposed to be distracting me from anyway lol? Oh well, they are still welcome! Funny posts even during the midnight oil, the Chive is truly awesome!

    • Josh

      I know weird…it's like Chive may be posting for other time zones….in other countries. Not just American internet Lol

  • Simo

    #9 where is this from. I think ihave seen it somewhere ,but i dont remember which movie it was.

    • Bruce Bonsai

      Maja Miletich from the movie Fanboys.

      btw it has Kristen Bell in a slave Leia outift too!

      • denzino

        yes, yes it does. and she's our only hope.

      • Simo

        no its not her. Maja Miletich is ugly, this girl is HOTTT!!! . i need another name.

  • Tex

    Does that stearing wheel and back drop mean that Kermie's been to Oz? Miss Piggy won't like that he's been to the land down under with other women!

  • incrediawesome

    #4 i replayed this like 4 times when I saw it live, In that game. Bosh also dropped his mouth guard at one point and picked it up off the 3 point line and without thinking twice shoved it back in his mouth.


      They started crying after this play

  • Yeahbeer

    #9 Made my day!!!

    • lolnonomous

      cock blocked my day 😦

  • Ken

    What the hell is going on in #10?

  • Bud Ugly

    #6 – lol idiot

  • Sauru

    #7 damn smart snake

  • Dex

    #7 Well, maybe that'll teach her to stop bein a damn tease…

  • nojoke420

    #7 "nom, nom, nom, nom, nom"

  • Tean_Zu

    #7 She must smell like a rat.

  • equalizermax

    #9 – Find Her!

  • Jeremy

    #12 Bad News Baseball FTW!
    Man did I play a ton of that game when I was a kid. Anyone else?

    Should really go look for a copy at a used game store…

    • BloodScrubber

      Just an fyi….Google is your friend.

    • codvip

      Pretty sure Gamestop and EB Games will be slap out of stock on this one. LoL.
      Seriously, eBay is about the only way you'll find it.

  • Nicnac

    #7 is terrifying. What is that dude doing with that snake?

  • That Guy

    i dont get #5 at all

    • Paul

      nope… me either

      • jim


    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Remove microphone…insert penis. Get it yet?

    • xminixbeastx

      she came while singing???o.0

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