A low down dirty good time (24 Photos)

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  • ern23

    Hello, My name is ERN. I'm a Chiveaholic. This is my 17th visit today. I've only bene up for 5 hours.

    • Nazz1962

      Welcome to the Chive! :)

      • BobSugar

        Welcome this is a farmhouse… too soon?

    • Poppin Fresh


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Coverdale/606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Congratulations. You've won half an internet

    • Rightclicksaveas

      Meaning you closed the window 16 times..real Chiveaholic refreshes every 2-5 min and leaves the window open for the full 8 hours

      • Jimmy

        i keep thechive tab up and minimize when i leave my desk only to come back and when i refresh and there is a new post it's like christmas everytime!

      • ern23

        My internet at work is wicked slow. I am faster to close and reopen than to refresh. At home though, I have the Chive open on 3 or 4 tabs – gotta keep the Hump Day open all day!

    • eclipze

      my friend, u need help ! lol ..


    It’s why were are all in the Matrix.

  • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook


  • thatguy

    #23 FTW

    • mtpuckhead

      Duh. Winning.

  • Adam

    #5 has me all sorts of confused…

    • RJD

      Ever played with a box the kid came in?

  • alan

    If #6 was on a t shirt, that would be great

    • getsome

      keep an eye out on ebay then. i shall grant your wish.

  • Pat

    #10 Funny Shit!

  • Paula_

    Hi guys, back from my nap. Missed me?
    Oh and #16 FTW!

    – the one you love to hate

    • zman

      Better hide, Charlie is coming for all of the Trolls, guessing you are on the list!

      • Che?

        Who the fuck is Charlie?

        • Paula_

          Yeah and who is a troll then?

          – the one you love to hate

        • zman

          Charlie Sheen and his fists of fire!!

    • Thor Mannion

      blow me, blow me, blow me

    • Che?

      Where the fuck are you that your grabbin naps at about 11am EST?

      • Paula_


        – the one you love to hate

      • Nazz1962

        My guess is "Paula" is a cross-dressing tranny named Paul who is unemployed (and unemployable) who, at 40-something, still lives in his mum's basement, living off her pension while she cooks him his food and washes his clothes.

        • eyeguy

          well said Nazz my guess as well

        • Paula_

          Close, but she doesn't wash my clothes. Nobody does.

          – the one you love to hate

    • TylerV


  • aosux

    #21 Now thats a cool girlfriend!

    • Fiddle Dee Dee

      Noob Tube

    • benneh

      chris might BE the girl… Christina or something

    • Beau

      How did he/she know the dinosaur was motherfucking?

  • WTFever

    #6 Sorta sums up the entire voting population…

  • Grifo

    Ahh to be 3 again…

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      The days you could grab boobs and not get slapped, punched or arrested…

    • http://www.clockbog.com/ denzino

      the next Charlie Sheen

  • Nazz1962

    #4 Best pic in the bunch!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick


  • MikeofLA

    #5 Pedo Bear Approves

    • LazyTheKid

      Pretty much the closest thing to CP I've seen advertised.

  • EmilyEskimo

    #16 I'd be so pissed

    • zach

      what does it mean?

    • Jules

      Best office prank Iv'e seen in a while, I like!

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    #20 Ha thats one of our trading partners!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Monica-Warren/1469718486 Monica Warren

      Nice to see another Portlander on here!

  • anon

    It's a joke, man.

  • KDC

    #22 is brilliant xD anyone else get it?

    • Edge

      What came first???

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Dennison/15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      Took me a min but then i lol'd

      • Nazz1962

        lol, me too!

    • oh4fuckssake

      Way to assume you are the only one smart enough to get it………

      pretentious much?

    • DaddyD

      Did anyone else NOT get it right away?

      • meh

        Didnt get it right away -.-" had to go back after reading this then i figured it out

    • Jake

      i have a t shirt with this on it

  • mtpuckhead

    Leads to

  • Terry

    I beleive almost 99.9% of chivers would disagree. The onther .1% consist of you two and paula

  • Vince

    #9 Unleash hell

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #9 promises promises… every time I see one of these, I never see the result.

    • Nazz1962

      Challenge ACCEPTED!

  • Catence

    #18 – haha That is amazing.

    • Tom

      I dunno man, she does some pretty sick stuff to the pedofile in that movie.

  • That Guy

    A man and a little boy walk into the woods. The little boy says, "Ooh this is scary!" The man says, "You think this is scary? How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone!"

    Get it? It's cause he's a pedophile.

    • Josh Gorter

      You can say this about a pedophile they will never speed through a school zone.

      • skeeeeet

        A man is on the phone with his girlfriend, she tells him things are not going so well and that they need to break up. The boyfriend is very hurt and asks, "Honey why I thought things were great between us?" The girlfriend replies, "Well I've been doing some asking around, and I have a suspicion that you are a pedophile." To that the man sarcastically replies, "Pedophile?! Ohhhhhh…thats a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"

  • Fallout86

    #21 – I love you Chive!

  • packrat

    #1 I used to work with the guy who was responsible for that…

    He did changed the names of places on the closings/delayed list a number of times actually. We he got fired management made sure to unplug every damn thing he ever touched until it was wiped, lol.

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