Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • theo

    #19 made me laugh

    • COCO

      I do not see what is funny about that. Is he dress up like a politician?

      • qwertz

        North Koreans don't see anything funny about it too.

      • OCOC


        • COCO

          No, I am a human being speaking my mind.

          • Dub

            He's supposed to look like Kim Jung Il, the holy ruler of North Korea.

            You're still a cunt, Coco. Go fuck yourself.

            • COCO

              What is a cunt. I hope it mean pretty woman with a smart mind

  • Drew

    #4 – I knew it!

    • shmoobuster311

      It is Vigo, you are nothing but the buzzing of flies to him!

    • BobSugar


  • Asian_Princess

    #8 – what on earth would convince you to do that?
    #22 awesome!

  • jetrome

    #22 PARTY ON!!!

    • Vince

      One of the worst movies i've ever seen.

      • Mike

        then the only other movie you must of seen was Jessica Alba masturbating..

      • Dub Genus

        Wow dude. Go back and re-examine it. Totally worth it.

        "If you're gonna spew, spew into this."

    • hamanahamana


      I feel as if I should say no more.

      • https://www.facebook.com/craigweiss.sd Craig Weiss

        Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
        Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
        (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
        (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
        (Let me go) Will not let you go
        (Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
        No, no, no, no, no, no, no
        (Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go

  • Paula_

    Goooooooooooooood mooooorning Chivers!
    Oh, and #6 FTW!

    – the one you love to hate

    • Joshua D. Loomis

      I've stayed away from commenting you for some time. I must admit though, you are pretty good at trolling and your new picture shows you know what you are doing. I mostly hate people like you, but some of your comments are funny and you also generate the anger you seek to gain, so, I suppose, you are a master of your useless internet craft.

      • Paula_

        Meh, I'm an amateur troll. There's plenty truth in my signature though; they can't help but reply 🙂
        And aren't we all useless on the internet forums?

        – the one you love to hate

        • COCO

          Hey, been awhile since i see you. You are my true role model.

          COCO for your OO

          • OCOC

            Paula's trolling is preferred compared to your nonsense.

        • Skye

          Joshua, I too am no longer a hater of Paula, she's pretty damn good at what she does.

      • Whatever

        I guess i dont get how Paula trolled in #6. , but i guess you guys have a long sorted history.

        • Paula_

          Oh you have no idea, but to give you some background info: it involes a lot of screaming, ropes, knives, whipped cream, bowling pins, betrayal, blood… ah the good old days…

          – the one you love to hate

    • Guest

      Paula that moto after your name brings me back to the early 90s

    • Paula

      Youre hands down the shittest paula troll of the bunch- your wit is non existent and you try to own it because your buttfucking shit life gives you nothing else. The fact that you gave Paula a redundant tag line when the point of hating here was that she in fact Paula in the her paula post proves what a cock eater you are. Go fuck yourself, your dad will be home later to diddle you after I finish staining his insides with my hate for you.


      • Paula_

        Hey look, a troll!
        Anyway, I'd like to see things from your point of view but just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

        – the one you love to hate

        • TylerV

          Fuck you Paula

    • Jake

      I feel like thumbs down at this point are really just thumbs up

  • FLChiver

    #18 The only difference is…Rango SUCKED!

    • Seven

      the only difference is…..this is bat country

    • Seven

      the only difference is….this is bat country

    • bubblerider86

      did you just admit to seeing Rango?? o.0

      • PoopIsFun


      • FLChiver

        Yeah, it's called having kids

        • bubblerider86

          hey, nothing wrong with that…it's not like you saw "Never Say Never" or something…

      • bubbleriders cunt

        It got really good ratings you fat bitch. They say it's not even for kids, you fat whore.

    • Dave

      it was better than true grit…

    • https://www.facebook.com/vjhughes Vincent Hughes

      one of the opening scenes has the lizard get hit by the red convertible. with an odd looking, bucket hat wearing cigarette dangling driver with yellow glasses. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

      • joey

        I got the fear and loathing vibe when I saw the trailer. I'll probably see this movie when it comes to netflix instant….eh probably just when its on tv

  • HLe

    #19 Exactly what I think

    • HLe

      I mean #18…damn…

  • Jake

    #22 party on wayne

    • Qwain

      Party on Garth!

      (and yes, I CAN hear Queen in the background)

    • Smithers

      Jake, you're partied out…AGAIN!

    • xxxx



    • xxxx

      PARTY TIME!!


  • anthonyG

    #22 must have caught it on cinemax a few hours ago as well

    • Mike

      i dont see why people gave you thumbsdown for saying that…i was watching it on max a few hours ago too 🙂

  • Qwain


    Doggie Derp!

    • BloodScrubber

      ..i say …i say… com'ere dawg….

      * in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice

  • ryan

    #20 oh please don't start advertising your sh*t here. You've changed chive. You've changed.

    • Chivery blows

      It's their hack version of every other Tshirt company out there. The Chive is great, but original content is not their thing.

  • LazyTheKid


    Kim Jung Illegitimate child?

    • BloodScrubber

      Its his third cousin twice removed…. Ment Alee Ill .

  • Guy From Israel

    #5 like a boss
    #9 yes, he can!

    • COCO

      Humans are not able to swim through land.

      • OCOC

        Chuck Norris could impregnate you from his house with Charlie Sheen's sperm. Troll.

      • Dub Genus

        Who says Chuck Norris is human, bitch?

    • IronEagle119

      It goes:

      Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land!

  • davey

    Party on

  • Sooper Truper

    i picture Paula as #2

    • COCO

      Not really. I see Paula more as a sweet human being, which you people hate.

      • OCOC

        Paula is fine, but you need to get the fuck out already. Your trolling isn't even somewhat comical.

        • COCO

          I am starting to believe that you are the real troll, following my comments. I know you want and like me. Just say and get this party started Baby.

          • damanda

            samefag 0/10

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-DuBois/507725936 Dawn DuBois

      But, that dog is actually amusing…so it can't be Paula

  • PJ Fry


    Oh herro preez!

  • D10

    in soviet russia…

  • moonblack

    #6 EPIC!!

  • Stigma222

    #3 Molotov Angry Bird AWEsome

    • Rightclicksaveas

      Now there is is the t-shirt you should be selling

      • Rick

        I agree, I'd buy one of those.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    if you look at #11 for 10 minutes straight, you will lose your footing. garanteed!

  • TheTruth

    #4 Needs some happy little trees.

  • david

    #9 chuck norris can divide by zero lol

    • Phondo

      All this Chuck Norris crap — blechh. Are you ready to see him pathetically stumping for Huckabee for the next year?

      • Revolution

        I agree. The man takes his made up legendary-ness and sells out to the Holy Child Huckabee?

        Eff that. Ron Paul, 2012

  • HateMachine

    #18 kinda the point……

    • MikeofLA

      I saw this movie, and yes, it has a lot of adult themes, acid trips and creepyness about it and Hunter S Thompson and Dr Gonzo make a cameo.

  • ohic

    What about #7??????

    And a tad sad.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Oh Lord you sound like a tree hugger…."shivers"…..but yes the pic is awesome:)

    • joey

      Ya know, I'm not a tree hugger but I am saddened by trees being cut down. I think most are. :..(

      • thatguy

        How can you be saddened by trees being cut down? Are you sad when trees fall down from wind or when a beaver knocks a tree over? The wood cut in this picture is more than likely going o be used to heat a familys home…yeah I find that pretty sad too.

    • trey-doggz

      stacking wood like a boss

  • zombie

    holy FUCK i loved #21

    • COCO

      Watch your language, children are on this site.

      • OCOC

        Watch your mother get fucked in the ass by an elephant.

        • joey


        • COCO

          How big are elephant junk. My mother loves big things, but I prefer small things like yours.

          • Dub Genus

            Coco is seriously not winning.

            • COCO

              I love losing. So I do not care about Winning, Duh!!

      • Jules

        Your children are awesome if they are on this site:) Unlike you, troll cum lover.

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