Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • 2theblackhole

    numero UNIOOOOOOOOOO

    • Scott Muirhead

      and im your first dislike
      suck it

    • coach boom

      1st to give you thumbs down. get a life

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        insult fail!

    • aosux

      Fuck this ass clown. I just wanna say that this was one of the best DAR's this year. I laughed, I erected, I said WTF and I thought awesome. Well done today. And #47 and #48 ended it well.

      • aussie

        AMERICA YOUR BURGERS ARE DODGY………

    • doodlecakes

      sooooooojealous :3

      props

      :3

    • pwner

      LoL ,respect.

  • mipo2010

    Better be the most important text in the world #13, and #48 is a seriously sweet ass

    • Obvious

      Obvious comment is obvious.

    • BobSugar

      On his fuscia phone… texting with an ear piece >sigh<

      • Jim6

        Joe,

        I found another girl so we can do that threesome I promised you. Text me back quick so I can let her know if you can make it tonight.

    • DDorsey

      I just hope, noting his position, that he's actually getting us an awesome picture for humpday.

    • Poontangler

      #48 – FUCK ME RUNNING

  • favicon

    #29, #30 – ROFLMAO

    • jason in pc

      chive needs a damn android app!

  • onecalledsam

    The DAR needs a countdown to save me from having to updating my browser…..

    • isawoj

      You mean, like a widget that would scroll different threads and flash to let you know when the DAR, Hump Day, EMR, or whatever other ones you choose are posted?

    • Anakrusix

      I second this motion.

      But then again… If a countdown timer happened, there would be 4 pages of people saying "first".

      Bastards.

    • nemesis

      theChive needs a Chrome app.

  • kyle

    #39 like a boss woof bark

  • THAT Guy

    I WANNA MAKE FUCK TO #6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BOW DOWN CHIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • annoyed by that guy

      I have come to a conclusion that after reading all of your posts you are the man within the Pedobear costume

      • Funny

        I LOLd

      • THAT Guy

        PEDOBEAR MAKES FUCK TO CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I MAKE FUCK TO DUDES, WOMEN AND CHIVERS' MOUTHS !!!!!!!!!!

        YOU FUCKING LOVE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • O-H, I-Uh-Oh

          o god, i think that guy is paula…thus paula is a guy…knew it

      • its_forge

        She looks past puberty to me.

    • timmay

      Dillhole award. Congrats…

      • da ging

        I loL'd Real Hard.

        • THAT Guy

          YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS AS STUPID AS YOUR NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!

          WORSHIP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • THAT Guy Gargles CUM

            Ur not funny dude.
            Same jokes different thread.

          • Muscleshell mixer

            Your sense of humer isn't.
            And sorry, your phalically impaired mentality isn't worth worship.
            Now, the guys in #33 deserve the respect you'll never even come close to getting.
            Not even on your knees.

    • 10,000 ft

      Keep it up and someone will notice where you live Taliban man. We'll drop a bomb that will make sweet fuck to you.

      • annoyed by that guy

        and to your dirty wives!

    • thatguy

      God damn it…now I have to change my name so I don't get the same reputation as ^^ that guy.

      • The Guy

        Don't get me mixed up with that guy.

        • blairsaunders

          and not a single fuck was given this day, TO ANY OF YOU "GUYS".

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

    #47
    FDAUFTW

    • Thor Mannion

      i know what i'm having for dinner

    • fng

      wtf does F>D>A>U mean. ????????????????

      • jken

        face down ass up. Pretty much the best thing ever

        • oops

          i thought it was fuck dat ass up. my mistake.

          • Stan

            my alma mater …This is the school where you never skip class..

    • Poontangler

      FSHSHSBOHF
      fucked so hard she has sheet burns on her face

  • jeremy

    #33 – that settles that

    • Ryan Smith

      the Chair Force don't got nothing on the Marines…except maybe hotter women

    • CraftySteve

      Errrr

    • Jimmy

      I wonder what this guy would say to #28 guy. The a&m Corp are just playing "pretend army".

      • Big Rubber D

        I think we all can agree that people at West Point are a bunch of fag's.. Also well Air force doesnt have much say in anything.. (6 month deployments lol)

        • RiHugh

          Ya bag on the Air Force until your screaming like babies calling for some air support. Its cool we got you ground pounders covered. By the way, plenty of AF doing multiple 365s. Look up, they are they one covering your ass.

          • Tony B

            last time I checked, the Marine Corps has its own aircraft. we will let you know when its time for you to fly us home.

            p.s. thanks for the ride!!

            • Texas

              Like a boss

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Carrell/100002051964753 Chris Carrell

            Being someone left hung out to dry by that so called airsupport……. F YOU!

            • Clint

              No Shit Chris…I know how you feel! All that great Air Force intel (from unmanned drones) and the crappy air support insured that I got yet ANOTHER purple heart! Go F yourself Chair Force….I would rather have known I was fucked than ever trusted your sorry asses. I might be all in one piece still!

    • Myla

      You are all assassins anyway…

      • Britt

        take a lap Myla.

      • Uhaa

        …And damn good at it too!!!

        • Clint

          THE BEST DAMN IT!!!!!

      • Thor Mannion

        that's right batch

      • Stigma222

        I bet that would look awesome on my resume when i get out. 4 years army exp., BA in applied science, Tiger Blood, Assassin FTW

      • Looters

        STFU

    • Bull1123

      Fan-FUCKING-tastic!!! OORAH!!!

    • SeaBassEX

      Those future zeros can suck on that.

    • nemesis

      Yes, being pushed around the world by lying politicians for a bit of cheap gasoline is very manly. Bravo.

      • db3300

        You're an idiot. Congratulations.

      • TheDarkKnight

        Guess that's why the cost of gas keeps going up then, eh douchebag?

        • Yeahman

          That's because your manly asses failed ^^

          • Britt

            Don't see you saddling up to put your life on the line for free or anything pal.

            • Ortho

              Folks in the Armed Forces do an incredibly dangerous job, but they don't do it for free and they weren't forced to sign up. I'm not going to bow down to it any more than I'd bow down to someone doing two years at short pay teaching in impoverished urban schools.

              • Scallywagggg

                That's the difference between your pussy ass and those who serve. They don't do it for money (because honestly, the pay sucks unless your an officer) and they would never need to be forced to do it. Who's asking you to bow down to them? They don't ask for anymore respect than any other person. Also, guess who's protecting those inner city kids and teachers and the rich fucks too? They fight over there so the fight won't come here. Remember that….dick.

                • ColinZeal

                  "They fight over there so the fight won't come here"
                  If you appeal to Bush logic, you fail.

                  • Scallywagggg

                    You really don't think that shit isn't possible? Remember 9/11? If you don't remember…..it happened here.

                • Stevo

                  were you expecting an Iraqi invasion of America? On what, a flea ridden donkey?

                  • joe

                    No… on our own planes as demonstrated by the same radical groups that did it sept. 11th. The same ones that only want one thing in life and that is to see americans die

      • Scallywagggg

        Watch the documentary Restrepo. Bet you'll change your tune.

    • Petey

      game. set. match.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Carrell/100002051964753 Chris Carrell

      Well Done. now go study some more ring knockers….

    • Keyeh

      you're def right about that. But west point started a b.s. challenge to begin with. They acted like it was cool to have one girl to 6 guys lol

      • joe

        no they acted like it was cool to have the one and only miss U.S. of fuckin A! gee i guess that happens to you all the time

    • mith

      Simper FI…!

    • Proud'merican

      I love that this has turned into a pissing contest. But let me be straight, if you haven't served, put your dick up because you have no right to talk shit against anyone (even the chairforce). As for the rest of you proud (sometimes too proud) veterans surely you know that without the support of all armed forces, we wouldn't be the kick-ass country that we are. So just keep that in mind when yall are measuring dicks.

    • Matt

      Yo, lighten up. It's the DAR.

    • Ted

      Army has more soldiers deployed, your argument is invalid.

    • cpl

      something for all those other branches to think of im currenlty deployed with the corps just some food for thought the the united states dosent need a marine corps they want one why we are the first in last out we kill bodies and take names something that no other branch well either can do or isnt good at YUT TO ALL MY DEPLOYED MARINES

    • Joeseph

      What POG has enough time to send this while in the middle of a war? Must be transpo

  • hater

    I think #11 deserves her own gallery.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      http://foto.crazys.info/1296847733-devushki-poraz

      everyone still hate me? I can use reddit too.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Thank you kind sir

      • sadface

        that isn't a gallery of one girl? i see victoria justice and olivia wilde in there too. still good find

    • whitneysouth

      Seriously. DAMN GIRL.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        I know right?!? cant find a thing wrong with this one

    • blairsaunders

      *when little black kid sees smoking naked girl in tent on role models* …. OH MA GOD.

  • Billy

    #1 Come get me bitch!

    • Trippin'

      Why'd you let me drink that entire vile dude?!! I'm an orange!

    • big meech

      come at me bro*

      • V4vendetta14

        5 minutes later he'd be saying, "don't tase me bro…"

  • DCMOFO

    #48 That overhang could almost hold a pencil. I think it passes the test.

  • chrisdg74

    MOAR of #11 and #48!

    • Yawn

      State obvious, get thumbs up.

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        watch this. give post to more pics, get thumbs down: http://foto.crazys.info/1296847733-devushki-poraz

        • The Real D. Nozzle

          watch this next. find girl, get thumbed down, next day chive posts pictures found by douchebag and gets credit for all of it.

        • TitoRigatoni

          Thumbs WAY up for this link.
          Thank you, sir. Glorious job.

  • Scott Muirhead

    #11 must be found

    • Dan

      X2

      • whitneysouth

        MOAR

    • The Real D. Nozzle
    • therestoftheworld

      If they found it would you know what to do with it or would you still be chasin skirts through a screen

      • Anon

        I want more #22 myself.

        • Hans

          I want more of a 180 degree turn on this.

  • saltygary

    Is #23 really that impressive when 90% of what's in there is piss?

    • Ziff

      It might taste like piss but Bear Grylls wouldn't care.

    • Chris Scharff

      Case in point. O-E 800

      • Thatwasntthequestion

        OE 800 serves a purpose. What if you only have time for one? BAM! Eight ball.

    • Therestoftheworld

      You sound like a real bitch right now

    • Brad

      this fridge is probably in some a frat house somewhere…

      the only beer I'd drink (and do drink) in that fridge is Yuengling…

      • saltygary

        Exactly, that's the only one I saw but I decided to be nice and say 90%.

        Plus it's weak for college. When I went we had double doors that sported 10 kegs of High Life. If your gonna drink shit at least buy kegs of it that only cost 30-40 bucks.

        • haha

          shut-up paula.

          • saltygary

            How dare you refer to me as that twat!

        • V4vendetta14

          Yeah, University of MD tried to stop our fun with their "no keg" rules at fraternity parties. Our fridge were stocked with the cheapest possible shit…. Milwaukee's Best. Proof that you can get used to anything if it fucks you up…

    • Poontangler

      Low on libation. Better drink my own piss.

    • guest

      Even worse, canned piss. Even shitty beer tastes marginally better when poured from a bottle.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Have a iced wine cooler then

  • Finster

    #1 Come at me BRO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/GeneralDisarray919 Josh Craig

    #6 FTW!

    • Obvious

      Obvious statement is obvious, thanks for wasting first page comment space.

      • MoreObvious

        Same to you…and now me

  • Bailey

    Well done chive, well done.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #32 Me too my friend

    • The Guy

      Busted by the blonde.

      • Snob

        I prefer "Busty, by the blonde."

    • Ben

      Is it just me or are her legs shorter than they should be?

      • its_forge

        No, you've been looking at too much porn with women in hooker-heels.

        • Paul

          owned

        • Vladik

          Fat ass + short legs + sexy upper body = not sexy
          Stop it with the whole "hookers-heels" thing – its completely juvenile.

          • its_forge

            LOL you have no taste in women and wouldn't know a pretty girl if she landed on your face crotch first. Her legs look shorter for 2 reasons: One, we're looking at her from a high angle, that of a tallish man who's holding the camera to his face. Two, most people, okay most guys are used to looking at carefully posed pictures of pretty women, and photographers almost invariably make girls point their toes or stand on tippytoe to make their legs look longer, which makes them look, what a surprise, sexier. This woman doesn't look like the images we're all used to seeing because huh, how about that, she's not posing to be sexy, she's just standing there – looking sexy anyway because she actually IS sexy.

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        agreed

    • Poontangler

      Low-waisted and sexy as hell

    • guy

      find her!!!!!!!

    • pablo

      beautiful ass

  • Mr. Wilson

    I fucking love The Chive.

  • Wolfram

    #1 White guy: "WUT? WUT? WUT YOU GONNA DO?"
    Black guy: "Hah! What the crap? Hey guys look at this retard in the fountain!"

    • Sarcasm

      Hahaha, I see how you made this about race. Gold star for you.

      • Wolfram

        Umm if you think it's racist, that's probably just because you're making it that way.

        It's easier to say the most obvious difference between them – their colour – as opposed to writing the lengthy description of "american douche bag" and "bewildered security guard"

        • Sarcasm

          I didn't say it was racist…. there is a big difference between race and racism, apparently one of which you're not aware.

          It's easier to come up with an idiotic comment, using race as an identifying factor, instead of taking a couple of minutes and actually trying to come up with something entertaining.

          Your comment was stupid, try again.

          • Wolfram

            Yeah, putting words to the hilarious expressions of both people is stupid, but let's all go thumbs up the "Come at me bro!" comments.

            • huh

              hey, you tried…….but it sucked. If it makes you feel any better, so did "Come at me bro"

    • guest

      The security guard is Arab by the way. This is in Dubai

      • Derp

        Oh yeah, I'm sure it's in Dubai… considering the sign behind them is in Spanish or Portugese…

    • Vince

      First line sounds like it's Stinkmeaner from The Boondocks

  • Brother Maynard

    Whole lot of nice going on today.
    #6 #11 #47 #48

    • Thatwasntthequestion

      Amen.

    • Maynard B.

      Wait a minute, your names Maynard too, GFTOH!

  • Brad

    #48 – no better way to end today's DAR.

  • sully23

    #48 You know you can let go hunny. I'll make sure your bathing suit won't fall. 🙂

  • nywolf

    I choose #11, #26, #47, #48

    • Lame

      No one cares.

  • DrJTrotter

    #1
    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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