Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 most dangerous girl alive: "I don't always cross the street, but when I do, I bring backup"

    • Sega_16b

      here fits song – Kardinal Offishall – Dangerous ft. Akon

    • Flicka

      Or… just any old kid in any old war-torn country, just trying to get to elementary school n shit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

      It's Dora the Explorer

      • Dub Genus

        Dorshkakova

      • Slappy

        Out of the hole in the wall, in front of the riot police, through the rubble! Out of the hole in the wall, in front of the riot police, through the rubble! Out of the hole in the wall, in front of the riot police, through the rubble! (Those of you who have never been subjected to Dora, feel free to thumb down.)

  • Asian_Princess

    #3 leave george alone!!!
    #7….I WANT!!!!

    • JAMESJ

      What is #7?
      Please. And. Thank You.

      • McBeastie

        a horrible "chocolate" type substance formed into a hollow egg in which a toy, probably made in china with lead paint, is inserted into. Only this one looks like a water treatment facility, which is only slightly more appetizing than the real thing.

        • Biggus Diccus

          yep they have them in germany, they taste like the worst easter bunny chocolate on earth

    • Stigma222

      Only the best candy on the planet… i wonder what the toy is in that one

      • Jules

        I LOVE KINDER EGGS! They are so hard to find here in CO. The toys with lots of little parts are the BEST! ❤

  • earl sweatshorts

    FUCK DA CHIVE YO ? #1

    • that dude

      my… head hurts… from this comment…

    • matt

      scumbag steve is that you?

    • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

      Somewhere a panda just died because of you mister

    • Matt

      You don't fuck the Chive, the Chive fucks you!

      • Jules

        Yooooo Gonna fuck on the Chive?! No sir, no ones going to fuck on you, we'll get you some pants….

    • Kyle Retrato

      FUCK YOU YO ?

  • hater

    #9 Watch them fly…
    #22 is siiick. Thanks for the .gif(t)

    • BobbyBouchet

      i see what you did there…

  • nick

    #15 where is this? must have…

    • COCO

      I think that place is on earth. I do not live here on earth, but just guessing.

      I come in peace and not trolling.

      • Thor Mannion

        coco so lame

    • Spike

      I could be wrong, but I think it was just a Burger King they redecorated to promote the movie way back when. They transformed a few 7-11s into Kwik-E-Marts for the same thing.

    • Dub Genus

      Springfield?

  • Josh Gorter

    #4 anyone know where to find a hi-res version of this would love to have it as my background on laptop.

  • http://www.pataphysicalturkey.ch/Articles.php Jonas

    #22
    is this real???

    • Josh Gorter

      If it is real then he can kick flip shit through his legs.

    • hater

      They showed the tape on espn. Good enough for me.

    • The Dude

      there is a contest going on to see who can do a kick flip. This guy did not get the 10,000 because he did not do it the way they wanted. Still looks bad @ss to me though
      http://5ones.com/volcom-to-shell-out-10k-for-kick

  • Israeli_Rob

    #2 Darth always wins!

    • Anon

      He died. Link would win

      • The Dude

        Pretty sure Obi Wan kicked his @ss. Something about losing his legs I can't really remember.

        • been

          Oh yeah, and I think he got beat up by his kid, too.

        • Mike

          To be fair, that was before he was Darth Vader

    • Justin Sargood

      Would be an epic battle…and everyone knows link wins

  • Israeli_Rob

    Almost forgot!
    #9 Milla Jovovich! nice gif from Dazed and Confused, but I liked her more on the 5th Element

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      She is a zombie fryin bad ass… but she was a fox in dazed and confused

  • Growl

    #2 Why is Vader in every epic duel?

    • Just Sayin'

      well let's be honest, link has spent his whole career fighting goblins, he would fuck yoda up!

      • JAMESJ

        True.
        Fuck him up bad.
        And quick.
        #2

        • Mayhem

          Ummm absolutely not. Link is a little prepubescent bitch that would have the distinct experience of finding out what his intestines look like after trying to mess with Yoda.

    • Flicka

      Yoda sucks so bad that he needs CGI to fight a duel AT ALL.

      • aosux

        You will too at 900 years old!

    • Wolfram

      You guys have it all wrong.

      It's Darth Ganon and Link Skywalker.

  • AlcoholicCactus

    Chive, this is hardly the morning, 12:58 by my clock, but i do thank you for providing me with funny in my late night awakeness

    • Anna

      10am in Britain 😛

    • IRock

      12:58…….twelve……fifty…..eight……58 minutes……after midnight…….is…………morning.

      • Guest

        Not really, as soon as you pass midnight the clock resets to "00:00", so 00:58 would be morning, 12:58 is afternoon.

        • IRock

          Most civilians don't use military time, and he mentioned his "late night awakeness". Seems like morning to me.

          • Northman

            8am in Alaska… Always the last to see new posts 😦

            • AlcoholicCactus

              I hate all of you 🙂

  • betterthansheen

    #6 looks like chunk grew up

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.muirhead Ben Muirhead

    #6#6 Lesbians are hot as shit in theory, but in practice, this is often the reality

    • JAMESJ

      True.

    • Thor Mannion

      well said my friend

  • Mmm_Ciao

    Meatwad make the money, see. Meatwad get the honeys, G. #16

    • COCO

      I do not get what you are saying.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        drive in his car and live like a star sportin ice on your fingers and on your toes and maybe just maybe…you will.

        • Thor Mannion

          ok dick

      • drew

        They are lyrics from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force intro song, which refer to that character.

  • tommybhoy

    #13 Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFucker!

    • COCO

      What movie is that.

      • Billy

        GTFO

    • Dude

      Man, I stared at this for like 2 minutes waiting for it to move.

  • pony

    #12 super paper mario, one of the best mario games ever

  • RiKo

    #17 😮 SOAB!! if envy could kill..

    • jjmmtt

      Yeah if you want to be seeing BLUE your entire freaking life. 😛

  • boss

    well that was a shitty morning awesomeness

    • COCO

      Totally agreed.

    • Thor Mannion

      yesh shit was

  • waryee

    Chive i think we need the comments to be listed by highest rated.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Scroll up and….

      Sort by: Date RATING Last Activity

      • waryee

        thank u sir

    • IRock

      I think they should expand the number of comments on Page 1. Has to be a slow day for me to make it to Page 2 and beyond.

      • Borracho

        With all the people on this site now, it makes sense.
        I almost never read past page 1 either.

        • BloodScrubber

          Ahhhh but this is theChive. The Chive is like a gorgeous sexy woman. Tantalizing and sultry, especially when looked at from the bottom up (or from behind if you prefer). 😉

  • bbqoobs

    #14 Can't wait for Friday and the Chivettes!

    • COCO

      I really do not care. Most Chivettes are okay looking and average. Nothing special about them.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      This picture is relaxing..

  • http://www.facebook.com/bbbbbeaver Ross Huddleston

    in my opinion, i think #22 is fake.

    • TLAALOOCCC

      ditto…

      • RayRay

        Real.

      • rodrocks

        Totally fake!!!

        • Billy

          Totally real!!

          • Parkatola

            I can't see what he did with his feet to make an otherwise stable board flip. The skegs (fins) on the back would seem to keep the board from rotating like that. (I'm no surfer, but I think that's kinda what they're there for, and to keep the back end from sliding.) It looks like he's riding the wave, jumps, and the board (on its own) rotates under his feet. Why would it do that? What's its motivation?

            • Puddintane

              If you watch close he taps the board with his right foot to make it rotate. duh! Winning!

    • jochtr

      Damn people. Just go to youtube and type in kickflip surfer and watch it from beginning to end. Why do we play this "I think it's fake" BS game any more? The Internet has the answer 999,999 times out of a million. Geez.

      Oh, and this surfer is a BAMF. That is all.

  • JAMESJ

    #17 is inside my house.
    #19 is my back yard.
    Perfect really.

    • COCO

      You are missing naked women to make it perfect or naked men, depends on your preference.

  • chrisdg74

    #9 – Dazed and Confused. Now THAT is a great movie.
    "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

    • COCO

      I never saw the movie before. What is it about.

      • Nother Chiver

        It'd be a lot cooler if you did

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          Well done my friend..

  • GK-4

    #10 how is that dog going to deploy it's parachute?

    • chd23

      they are jumping a few feet into water it doesnt need a parachute….

      • HankT

        You handled this comment WAY better than I would have…

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    #13 Greta movie!

    • IRock

      Garbo?

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