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When I grow up, I want a slide in my apartment …and a stripper pole. (5 photos)


Turett Collaborative Architects are the minds that combined two identical 1-bedroom apartments in New York City into a duplex 2-bedroom home.
[photos by Travis Dubreuil, via]

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Comments:

  1. WTFever says:

    #3 Makes the walk of shame a little more fun….

  2. THAT Guy says:

    SECOND. I WANNA MAKE FUCK TO THE HOLE IN #2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Paula_ says:

    When I grow up… I want a stripper to slide on my own pole in my apartment.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    - the one you love to hate

    • Nazz1962 says:

      Dear Chive,

      I notice that Paula has garnered -144p on his Intense Debate profile. At what point do you BAN this social a-hole from theChive??? Really?

      • Paula_ says:

        They don't, they love their creature under the stairs :)
        btw went straight to -100 or so after my very first post so what does that score mean anyway.

        144 Hugs,
        Paula
        - the one you love to hate

        • Nazz1962 says:

          Basically it means that your posts present an image of a DATK (douchebag-at-the-keyboard). I'm not sure exactly what happens when those numbers keep plunging into the negative, but by the red exclamation alert, I would guess it's a warning from Intense Debate (not theChive) that your profile is about to be banned and you will no longer be able to post on this (or any) website that utilizes Intense Debate for posting. That would mean your avenues of opportunity for posting on theChive will be one less, and right now that would be a happy day for the rest of us.
          Now, be a good sport and stop trolling. You've garnered plenty of attention thus far, albeit negative attention, but let me assure you that positive feedback is much better, really. You don't have to be an ass to be recognized, just be a nice person, mmmk?

  4. Nick702 says:

    Im going to have to ask for a water slide version and a mandatory bikini sign

  5. aosux says:

    All you need is 3-4 hot chicks pillow fighting and that house is complete

  6. Maximumhigh says:

    Hurry, someone install the stripper pole at the bottom, before they wake up!!!

  7. Wolfram says:

    Chive, it's definitely too bad you didn't have the stipper pole when Shay did the photoshoot. I'm sure she could have been persuaded…

  8. Andre says:

    #4

    Those screws are nothing short of amazing.

  9. Catence says:

    I want a slide! That would make going to work at least a little bit more fun.

  10. Joben says:

    I'm not a big fan of these types of posts…
    You could take the last picture in this post and put it somewhere in DAR and it would have the same effect. Why does it need its own post??

  11. sharkerio says:

    shopped! she's too big

    but i'd still take her on

  12. Maynard B. says:

    #6-does she come with the place?

  13. pdiddily420 says:

    Someone puking on the slide would be the ultimate party foul!!

  14. jackery says:

    that is professional poker player Phil Galfond's place in NYC…and he's only 20 something

  15. Asian_Princess says:

    who needs a dinner table to eat on when you have a stripper pole!

  16. Chuck says:

    Paula, You should throw broken glass down the slide and then slide down it naked. Just don't let anyone see you naked before you do. I'm sure your looks are as horrible as your personality.

  17. Colin says:

    This is the home of proffesional poker player Phil Galfond. 25 years old and the third winningest online poker player of all time.

  18. its_forge says:

    A fireman pole. That goes all the way to the lobby of the building. ::nod::

  19. Matt Ross says:

    #6
    BS… I call photoshop…. I dont buy it

  20. moeshere Foxdale says:

    more….#6

  21. iAm1-NAMI says:

    a slide and a stripper pole? fine, you keep them. I'll take the girl.

  22. bmoneey says:

    YOU READ MY MIND!! #6 I WAS THINKING THIS AS SOON AS I SAW THE POST…..WIERD

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