Friday facts fit for the village idiot (10 Facts)

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  • Asian_Princess

    #7 if men blink less how come they're still so blind to many things…or are they all just playing dumb??? I KNEW IT!!

    • Wavien

      Nah we're not dumb.. 2 brains, remember? 🙂

      • dastlast

        Epic comeback! 😀

    • itellifyouask

      We will pretend to believe anything for a little loving.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      We're too busy looking at women…and theChive of course…although they are becoming pretty much the same thing.

    • joeoby78

      What does that have to do with you being in the kitchen and fixing me a sammich?

    • HogtownDaddy

      Women see perceived emotions and intentions. Men see what is actually going on in, aka reality. That's why we can drive and you can't.

    • aleXTC

      judging by the thumbs down that you got, I think you are preaching to the wrong choir

      • G.I. Joe

        Hey Rady! You blink too beaucoup! You talk too Beaucoup. You numbah ten! numbah Ten! Men numbah 1!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/luis.j.zarate Luis Zarate

      Lawls, this coming from an "Asian" Princess…and a woman. (refering to driving skills)

    • Derrick

      Sorry you're at the wrong site for that kind of comment. You're looking for Theberry.com

  • Cavall

    #3 sorry maam if you want us to save you, youll have to not be wearing that. ITS THE LAW

    • tha drizzle

      #3 get naked and we'll do this girl.

      • Naked Fire Rescue!

        At least they're easy and quick to take off.

  • Dave

    This has nothing to do with this thread, but I'd like to pose the question that my friend asked me.

    Nerdy girl or Sporty girl?

    Perhaps a thread dedicated to this conundrum

    • JAMESJ

      OK?
      Nerdy as in geeky?
      Sporty as in athletic?

      I am ALWAYS attracted to intelligent women.

    • Smithers

      What about both? an athlete who is also intelligent

    • Dave

      Sorry, incorrect phrasing. I meant which is sexier, a girl you can play video games with or a girl you can play sports with?

      • Anal is ok.

        I'm gonna go with an athletic girl. She'll keep me entertained and in shape.

        Nerdy girls, unfortunately, will get fat once they get past their prime and their metabolism slows.

        It's easy being nerdy – that's why white America is fat and nerdy. It takes a bit more energy and dedication to be athletic.

  • Israeli_Rob

    #3, I'm not from St. Louis, so I can rescue her!
    #10 – I'm sorry, but I just couldn't read anything, I was hypnotized by her!

  • Wavien

    #5 Of course Saturday.. People are driving home from the crazy party Friday night

  • Zack

    #3 fap fap fap i mean… oh… ya.. fire.. something about wonderwoman… and fap fap fap fapapapapappapappapa

  • jetrome

    #7 Men blink half as much because we're staring at bewbs!

  • Stigma222

    #8 MOAR Bacon pie FTW

  • Jake

    #3 like a fireman could even get there in time before someone else comes to their rescue!!

  • Jake

    … and #2 let's raise that number above 1% this Friday, chivers

    • eyeguy

      I like the way you think Jake

  • Stud Powercock

    Let's have a toast to all my 49,000,000 other drunkies!!!!

  • Pedant

    #3 Why would the firemen be wearing nightgowns?

    • DaddyD

      The deeper and more significant question … can female firefighters wear nightgowns while they rescue women?

  • Jojo

    #9
    Lets see the math.
    Average person takes a dump every day. A dump usually lasts 5mins. Average person lives 70 years now. 5min x 365 days x 70years = 127,750 mins in a lifetime (I'm guessing going to the "can" only means dumps and not pissing). 127,750 = 2,129 hours = 88 days = about 3 months. Well I guess the average American is 10min dumps 😛

    • bond

      nerd

      • Slappy McGee

        There are people who take multiple dumps per day. Most of them work in my office building, it seems.

  • Randallize

    #3 #10

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Yeahbeer

    #7 Wtf?

  • EZEE

    #1

    For God's Sake – fix it so the damn captions don't run into the photographs so we can't read them.

    Dammit.

    • Anular

      Looks fine to me.

      #7

  • bless1

    #2-baahaaha! Does seem low???

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #3 I am sure there is a good story behind this one

    • http://www.thechive.com Elbow

      Or a great lawsuit?

  • Holmespump

    #4 Where else would they sneeze? Fish pretty much spend all their time under water.

    • Jim

      Fish do not sneeze, despite what might be posted."Fiction can be Fun!!!"

    • Dub Genus

      This is either the wittiest or most oblivious comment on this board.

  • lolwut

    I think the typo on #2 is quite appropriate

    • oo7tko

      I lol'd

  • amanda

    #5 another reason to allow sales of alcohol on Sundays. cut down the number of people driving home from the bar.

  • http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

    #10 Didn't wonder woman also have a lasso that forced people to tell the truth? Hmmm.

  • steve

    #3 Not a problem in East St. Louis, they don't wear nightgowns. (they don't stay on very long)

  • sikofitt

    I keep missing the fact on #10

  • Catence

    I think someone has some deep issues with having people tell the truth. #10

    • Boobs?

      Catence, are those boobs?

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