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Friday facts fit for the village idiot (10 Facts)

March 11, 2011 | In: Funny, WTF

: Any man who comes face-to-face with a cow in Fruithill, Kentucky is required to remove his hat.

: At any given time 0.7 perent of the world’s population is drunk. Seems low if you ask me.

: In Saint Louis firemen are not allowed to rescue women wearing nightgowns.

: JELL-O once tried to market a celery flavored jello. They also tried coffee and cola flavored jello with horrible results.

: In the 1930s it was actually illegal to serve apple pie without a cheese topping in Wisconsin.

: The same person who came up with the comic book character Wonder Woman also came up with the polygraph.

Asian_Princess

#7 if men blink less how come they're still so blind to many things…or are they all just playing dumb??? I KNEW IT!!

itellifyouask

We will pretend to believe anything for a little loving.
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

We're too busy looking at women…and theChive of course…although they are becoming pretty much the same thing.
joeoby78

What does that have to do with you being in the kitchen and fixing me a sammich?
HogtownDaddy

Women see perceived emotions and intentions. Men see what is actually going on in, aka reality. That's why we can drive and you can't.
aleXTC

judging by the thumbs down that you got, I think you are preaching to the wrong choir

G.I. Joe

Hey Rady! You blink too beaucoup! You talk too Beaucoup. You numbah ten! numbah Ten! Men numbah 1!!!

http://www.facebook.com/luis.j.zarate Luis Zarate

Lawls, this coming from an "Asian" Princess…and a woman. (refering to driving skills)
Derrick

Sorry you're at the wrong site for that kind of comment. You're looking for Theberry.com

Cavall

#3 sorry maam if you want us to save you, youll have to not be wearing that. ITS THE LAW

JAMESJ

OK?
Nerdy as in geeky?
Sporty as in athletic?

I am ALWAYS attracted to intelligent women.
Smithers

What about both? an athlete who is also intelligent
Dave

Sorry, incorrect phrasing. I meant which is sexier, a girl you can play video games with or a girl you can play sports with?

Israeli_Rob

#3, I'm not from St. Louis, so I can rescue her!
#10 – I'm sorry, but I just couldn't read anything, I was hypnotized by her!
Wavien

#5 Of course Saturday.. People are driving home from the crazy party Friday night
Zack

#3 fap fap fap i mean… oh… ya.. fire.. something about wonderwoman… and fap fap fap fapapapapappapappapa
jetrome

#7 Men blink half as much because we're staring at bewbs!
Stigma222

#8 MOAR Bacon pie FTW
Jake

#3 like a fireman could even get there in time before someone else comes to their rescue!!
Jake

… and #2 let's raise that number above 1% this Friday, chivers

DaddyD

The deeper and more significant question … can female firefighters wear nightgowns while they rescue women?

Jojo

#9
Lets see the math.
Average person takes a dump every day. A dump usually lasts 5mins. Average person lives 70 years now. 5min x 365 days x 70years = 127,750 mins in a lifetime (I'm guessing going to the "can" only means dumps and not pissing). 127,750 = 2,129 hours = 88 days = about 3 months. Well I guess the average American is 10min dumps

Slappy McGee

There are people who take multiple dumps per day. Most of them work in my office building, it seems.

bless1

#2-baahaaha! Does seem low???
http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

#3 I am sure there is a good story behind this one

Holmespump

#4 Where else would they sneeze? Fish pretty much spend all their time under water.

amanda

#5 another reason to allow sales of alcohol on Sundays. cut down the number of people driving home from the bar.
http://bunedoggle.com bunedoggle

#10 Didn't wonder woman also have a lasso that forced people to tell the truth? Hmmm.
steve

#3 Not a problem in East St. Louis, they don't wear nightgowns. (they don't stay on very long)
sikofitt

I keep missing the fact on #10
Catence

I think someone has some deep issues with having people tell the truth. #10