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March 11, 2011 |
In: Funny, WTF
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Any man who comes face-to-face with a cow in Fruithill, Kentucky is required to remove his hat.
At any given time 0.7 perent of the world’s population is drunk. Seems low if you ask me.
In Saint Louis firemen are not allowed to rescue women wearing nightgowns.
Fish actually are known to sneeze under water.
More car accidents occur on Saturday than on any other day.
JELL-O once tried to market a celery flavored jello. They also tried coffee and cola flavored jello with horrible results.
Men blink only half as much as women.
In the 1930s it was actually illegal to serve apple pie without a cheese topping in Wisconsin.
The average person spends over 6 months of their life on the can.
The same person who came up with the comic book character Wonder Woman also came up with the polygraph.
#7 if men blink less how come they're still so blind to many things…or are they all just playing dumb??? I KNEW IT!!
Nah we're not dumb.. 2 brains, remember?
We will pretend to believe anything for a little loving.
We're too busy looking at women…and theChive of course…although they are becoming pretty much the same thing.
What does that have to do with you being in the kitchen and fixing me a sammich?
Women see perceived emotions and intentions. Men see what is actually going on in, aka reality. That's why we can drive and you can't.
judging by the thumbs down that you got, I think you are preaching to the wrong choir
Hey Rady! You blink too beaucoup! You talk too Beaucoup. You numbah ten! numbah Ten! Men numbah 1!!!
Lawls, this coming from an "Asian" Princess…and a woman. (refering to driving skills)
Sorry you're at the wrong site for that kind of comment. You're looking for Theberry.com
#3 sorry maam if you want us to save you, youll have to not be wearing that. ITS THE LAW
#3 get naked and we'll do this girl.
At least they're easy and quick to take off.
This has nothing to do with this thread, but I'd like to pose the question that my friend asked me.
Nerdy girl or Sporty girl?
Perhaps a thread dedicated to this conundrum
Nerdy as in geeky?
Sporty as in athletic?
I am ALWAYS attracted to intelligent women.
What about both? an athlete who is also intelligent
Sorry, incorrect phrasing. I meant which is sexier, a girl you can play video games with or a girl you can play sports with?
I'm gonna go with an athletic girl. She'll keep me entertained and in shape.
Nerdy girls, unfortunately, will get fat once they get past their prime and their metabolism slows.
It's easy being nerdy – that's why white America is fat and nerdy. It takes a bit more energy and dedication to be athletic.
#3, I'm not from St. Louis, so I can rescue her!
#10 – I'm sorry, but I just couldn't read anything, I was hypnotized by her!
#5 Of course Saturday.. People are driving home from the crazy party Friday night
#3 fap fap fap i mean… oh… ya.. fire.. something about wonderwoman… and fap fap fap fapapapapappapappapa
#7 Men blink half as much because we're staring at bewbs!
#8 MOAR Bacon pie FTW
#3 like a fireman could even get there in time before someone else comes to their rescue!!
… and #2 let's raise that number above 1% this Friday, chivers
I like the way you think Jake
Let's have a toast to all my 49,000,000 other drunkies!!!!
#3 Why would the firemen be wearing nightgowns?
The deeper and more significant question … can female firefighters wear nightgowns while they rescue women?
Lets see the math.
Average person takes a dump every day. A dump usually lasts 5mins. Average person lives 70 years now. 5min x 365 days x 70years = 127,750 mins in a lifetime (I'm guessing going to the "can" only means dumps and not pissing). 127,750 = 2,129 hours = 88 days = about 3 months. Well I guess the average American is 10min dumps
There are people who take multiple dumps per day. Most of them work in my office building, it seems.
For God's Sake – fix it so the damn captions don't run into the photographs so we can't read them.
Looks fine to me.
#2-baahaaha! Does seem low???
#3 I am sure there is a good story behind this one
Or a great lawsuit?
#4 Where else would they sneeze? Fish pretty much spend all their time under water.
Fish do not sneeze, despite what might be posted."Fiction can be Fun!!!"
This is either the wittiest or most oblivious comment on this board.
I think the typo on #2 is quite appropriate
#5 another reason to allow sales of alcohol on Sundays. cut down the number of people driving home from the bar.
#10 Didn't wonder woman also have a lasso that forced people to tell the truth? Hmmm.
#3 Not a problem in East St. Louis, they don't wear nightgowns. (they don't stay on very long)
I keep missing the fact on #10
I think someone has some deep issues with having people tell the truth. #10
Catence, are those boobs?
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