A shiny quarter to whoever can explain wtf is going on here (25 photos)

  • parker

    #12 – any guesses, guys?

    • Roscoe

      #12 Biggie Sized, with a Diet Coke. No, make that a shake….

      • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

        sex for a happy meal, its a daily ghetto thing

    • Brad

      it's part of a weight loss plan, you stare at the pic for an hour and you then start to associate fast food with this woman…

    • blairsaunders

      typical BBW.

    • Chocolate Shake

      My friday night, every friday night.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      ummm….gotta be naked tenders?

    • Eyeskin

      I'm gonna get that bitch some fast food… bitches love fast food

    • fibonacci5150

      Chive, un-find her

      • oh4fuckssake

        Yeah, NOT FIND!

      • Special_K

        what's found can not be un-found. Too bad…

    • Joeyk

      Mmm two all beef patties…..i almost made myself throw up a little bit just then

      • some dude


    • Cal

      kinda glad this one wasn't a flasher though. chive at least respects our stomachs that much.

    • Timmargh

      Oh my, I actually know her from a social website … and have seen the original photo.

    • TJTJ

      Meanwhile, in America…

  • Roscoe

    #25 Gross!

  • Brad

    #2 #19
    Parents of the year award…

    • Other Brad

      My high school physics teacher had an 8 year old son who did gymnastics and looked like the kid in #19. Little kid was more ripped than any of the guys in the class. It was very creepy.

    • Fe Fe

      I really hope #2 is just one of those lesbians who looks like a little boy…

      • P90

        Parents need a dry slap.

    • Amy

      The muscular boy has a condition it allows him to gain muscle faster and bigger than other people. I saw a show about him.

  • shamshe

    #25 is kinda hot

    • Bob

      …up until her little finger touches her brain

      • shamshe


        • DARger's blood

          the good ones are at the top!

    • TylerV


  • Brad

    I might get a lot of thumbs down for this, but anyone else think the t-shirt in the ad above "new york" with the map of california is lame? it was cool for wanna-be hipsters 10 years ago…

    • Sam

      I agree … That t-shirt is too lameSam

    • Brad

      all the mislabeled t-shirts are lame imho…

      • Kwakaka

        Except for that one with a pocture of Hendrix which reads "Bob Marley" below it. I can't help but laught my ass off everytime I see it.

    • Wavien

      Yeah you're right.. All of those shirts they've done like that one are just meh

    • Caca

      Yea, I agree too. They're much better off making a Philosoraptor shirt.

  • Seldi84

    #12 thanks Chive, you've now made me a eunuch

    • KCJake

      Awe, man. That is gross…..Who goes to McDonald's?

  • Jules

    #18 can only make sense to me if it is shopped….anyone beg to differ?

    • Wavien

      Notice that her head is way above the two other women in the picture. She is just very tall..

      • http://dasdas.com dnasjkdn

        and she is still hunched over, so she is a huge~ chic.

    • rob

      she pulled her feet half way out of the boots to relax

    • theambam

      american in Japan…or China for school. they are on average smaller…i would imaging their desks are smaller. So this girl is probably about 5'10 to 6ft tall…so in a smaller desk this happens.

  • Gehay

    #8, Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Come sit and have some lemonade….

  • jimbee

    #2 not enough discipline and focus on Math and core science. Too much focus on art and self expression.

    • dub

      You've cracked the code!!! Now everyone will have perfect kids! Way to go!

    • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

      I can't tell if that is a kid or it's a really young looking person. The fact it is wearing a Project X shirt leads me to think it's a hardcore straight edge person….but it looks like it's nine…..so confused. Either way, the ear stretching is terrible.

      • Eric VDM

        Nope. its a fucking hipster

    • Ryan

      I had stretched earlobes and now i'm an engineer. Your argument is invalid.

  • OhSomeEvil

    Oh yeah! I know what 10 is, it's called a Shitty Movie with Bad Acting, Staring Marky Mark.

    • ROK247

      so terrible. zooey couldnt even save that movie and thats really saying something cuz i would pay money to watch her sit on a barstool and read out of the phonebook for two hours.

  • equalizermax

    #5 – Me and My Cat

  • lutjiano

    #17 LOLLL

    • paydenbertrand

      Chinballen off men and black dur

      • cfish


      • Ian

        Men *in Black


    #2 Solved. Liberal parents. Both of his dads.

    • nemesis

      derp generic political comment herp

    • sceneitb4

      It's so obvious! I mean, I can tell this kid's life story from a couple photos too! Damn non-conformist! Making the world all interesting and stuff!

    • Ryan

      OMFG totally hilarious comment. Seriously funny. You made a gay joke, I am in stitches!!!!

  • disturbed

    #1 I think Seinfeld dated the chick with the man hands.

    • captain obvious

      it's not her hand

      • Kwakaka

        OMFGRH REALYL?!?"11

  • Pixle

    #17 what the fuck??

    • LOL


      • Wolfram

        ^Yep. Clearly Pixle hasn't seen Men in Black (2, I think)

    • Roscoe

      Chin nuts…

    • Joe Moore


  • jason in pc

    #25 should have looped that one backwards, effect would be better.

  • http://www.stefanhartman.com/ stefanhartman

    #25…4th input?

  • tom

    #11 Madison, WI! Every year on Lake Mendota they put up that Planet of the Apes homage.

    • tom

      PS out of view is the torch.

    • Marvin the Martian

      Looks like the seen out of day after tomorrow

      • Josh

        It was vandalized earlier this year though, and had to be taken down 😦

  • amanda

    thanks for not making #12 a gif.

    • Oh4fuckssake

      I wish I could give more than 1 thumbs up for that.

  • Wavien

    #12 For once, thank you for the censorship, Chive

    • _Moose_

      If you watch long enough, the black bars disappear for like a millisecond. Not pretty.

  • G55

    #21 Anyone else immediately think, "MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG!" ?

    • hot carl

      I AM A BANANA!

    • pnj

      and no a single fork was given that day

  • eddy

    elementary my dear wattson! we have all lost our mind!

  • Chris

    #5, early version of laser cats??? Other than that I have no idea……..

  • Nicnac

    #5 which reminds me, I need to renew my subscription to Cats and Ammo magazine

  • jmiker

    You should see the vid of the kid in 19 doing backflips off the kitchen table and handstands on the end of a 4×4 post… good night!

    • Nicnac

      I don't know which is more disturbing. #19, or that you know more about the kid in #19.

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