• Chris

    I wonder if my wife would like one??

    • The Other Jake

      you like false advertisement? You still don't get what you see LOL!

      • joey

        We need a full 1/2 hr infomericial. This would have doubled volume of viewing on any Billy Mays Oxyclean presentation. All the more reason for chive to get their own TV channel.

  • disturbed

    Bewbs… Brilliant!

    • TZJ

      But they won't bounce 😥

  • Kyle

    bad, because when you take them home and the clothes come off… just not a good time at all

    • Lauren Gentile

      False advertising is never a good thing. Agreed. …But I would certainly not be opposed to trying one for the heck of it!

      • salverai

        great to look at. bad if you take home. at least it could be an in for guys. 'hey is that chinese boob clamp? i need proof'. not that i'd ever say that to a woman… ahem.

      • Nate2003

        why hello heavenly blessed beauty ^_^

      • http://twitter.com/24gino @24gino

        You will have do before and after shots

      • keg

        i like your pics so you get a thumbs up.

    • Eyeskin

      It's a TRAP!

    • boggled

      All you virgins have no idea what you are complaining about. There are good times to be had with small boobs, big boobs, all boobs.

      Here's a tip: find the promised land down south and you'll realize that boobs are like umbrellas in your fruity COCKtails–nice to look at, but not necessary in your quest to get drunk.

  • Screwdriver

    I approve if this video!

  • mcsgwigga

    Brilliant – FACT


    Brillant for a waitress or your job or something, but not to wear out. If i brought a girl home and she had one on I would be a little disturbed.

    • boggled

      Why? Because you bring her home just to fondle her boobs?!
      You might want to try fucking these girls you allegedly bring home–it's a much more pleasant diversion IMHO.

  • WinningChiver

    I am offering my beta testing services for this product…

  • Sick

    Genius!!! i'm happily married so i can see but not touch, therefore i don't care what they look for real

  • TCB12

    worst idea ever….false advertising!

  • Jakub Wrobel

    Women – cheating mankind one boob clamp at a time.

    • getreal

      Men – creating one asinine products after another

  • jetrome

    Bad Idea. When you get her home, they're gonna droop like kneecaps instead.

    • Rob_In_SF

      Really? How many times will you take one of them home? Maybe 5-10 (0) times in your life?

      The overwhelming majority of the time, we'll just look at them as they walk by. What do I care if they're fake?


      If you fall in love with a woman before you determine her authenticity, that's your fault not hers.

  • This Guy

    Best product? Maybe. Best video? MFL!

  • Brad

    haha, I like the graphics in the middle where the fat moves from the stomach up to the breasts. I don't think it works like that…

  • Username Taken

    Wasn't this invented a couple hundred years ago!!!! IT CALLED A CORSET. Stupid chinese stealing ideas!

    • ????

      agreed this is called a corset. very old tech and look wonderful. look being the key word.

    • Lux

      I refuse to believe this is from China. I mean, Facebook is blocked but this is not??? But yeah, I agree, it's a corset.

  • Brad

    chinese businesses are catering to the new class of gold-diggers who want to marry all the newly rich men in china…

  • Jim

    Why not just go all the way and just make a hot woman suit you can squeeze into?

  • shamshe

    wonder where i can get one?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Blatant False Advertising………..

  • Wolfram

    I wonder if that same sound occurs after a boob job.

    Also, hilarious how they show what appears to be ass and stomach fat being transported into the boobs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/xcuppycakexprincessx Rebecca Salas

      haha I found that sound funny

  • dthbrngr

    Makes boobs look great so Im not going to file any formal complaint with law enforcement or anything but for a girl to wear that i plan on taking home, this could lead to some major disappointment!!! Save it for bartenders or any other random babes we are supposed to stare at!

  • EJK

    Man, the Chinese are apparently behind in boob technology. The Victorians invented corsets a long time ago.

  • The Shave

    If false advertising of your image is the issue, would you also be opposed to make-up and regular grooming? This product is pretty hilarious. The other side of the planet is a pretty magical place, it'd seem.

  • THAT Guy


    • Fuck Paula

      Too soon my friend, too soon…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    isn't this just another take on the corset, which has been around for centuries? as far as product goes, it's ordinary. as far as comercial goes, it's freaking epic!! love me some asian boobs!

    *downs another beer*

  • BaJezzus

    I'll be in my bunk.

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