Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)


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  • Asian_Princess

    #3 – woow…kinda really want that in my car…
    #14 & #15 – bad ass dog and bad ass baby!

    • surefire

      Your multiple picture commenting is upsetting the balance of the universe. Also, it's pretty annoying.

    • RichXTC

      Asian_Princess is slowly becoming the the new Paula!

      • Wolfram

        I don't see why. Although I have noticed Chivers seem to hate multi-comment comments.

        I wouldn't mind those buttons either btw. I'd especially love to have red shells on the way to work in the morning. Replace the mushrooms, I have VTEC for that lol.

        • Done

          Hey rady! You stop comment now! You go home! you #10!!!

  • Piggy

    Much love for the Chive – you brighten my days, but I have to shout out to the people of Japan right now and wish them all the best.

    go to redcross.org to donate! Chive on

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

      whoa #16 is that actually tracy? #noshopped?

  • pony

    #2 is pretty awesome

    • COCO

      Not really, the colors are dull and boring.

    • OhSomeEvil

      Fuck what that guy said, It's AWESOME.

  • jetrome

    #5 Bill FUCKING Murray!!

    • theobviousone

      Yes,we know,he's here everyday

    • ryan

      you're just a thumb whore

      • Dunny_

        Nice… "thumb whore". I think you win today.

  • Josh Gorter

    #16 still not funny

    • smart guy

      one of the funniest mofos alive

    • dentonbeard

      Josh, I couldn't agree more. Judging by your negative thumbs there are actually people who think he's funny.

    • miles

      So you didn't think it was funny when he said that in his movie there would be "poverty, hardships, and a bunch of babies havin a hammer fight in a dumpster"?

    • Jeff

      AGREED! he's the only reason I don't watch 30 rock more.

    • zach

      i also agree, good sir. this man is not as funny as he thinks he is.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    the best way to start ides of march with the chive

    • what?

      BEWaRE…..just sayin'

  • Israeli_Rob

    #4 RIP sonny!
    #20 Stormtrooper madness!

  • http://www.facebook.com/xcuppycakexprincessx Rebecca Salas

    #15 don't be fooled but his cuteness he has a sword and will cut a bitch up..just saying.

    • Jay

      Double check your work yo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/xcuppycakexprincessx Rebecca Salas

    my bad I meant #14 but 15 is badass as well 🙂

  • AtomManhattan

    #16 I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI!

    • Dan

      Why did he get voted down? Awesome 30 Rock quote

    • McDonald

      I gave you a thumb up don't worry…

  • Nate

    #16 "I'm King of the World!"

  • Josh Gorter

    #14 it is dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.

    • ryan

      would it kill the chivers for some originality in their comments?

      • huh

        ninja pup……you're already dead

  • ryan

    #18 think vincent van dam would be more appropriate

  • danielle

    #4 I know I will get plenty of thumbs down but what movie is this from?

    • Dagoth Wit

      Wow…The Godfather.

    • mick

      Really??? like … really??? go watch it right now, don't come back 'til you've seen it.

      • Dominican

        no comment…….

      • isawoj

        meh

    • RGH

      I know nothing about the film industry, but what are the wires about?

      • BigD

        For the path of the bullets. Tells the makeup people where to paint on the blood and bullet hole marks based on where the guns are. That is taking the time to do it right.

        • Paul

          I don't think that's it. I think it is for facial wounds.

          Found this on wikipedia regarding the McCluskey death scene:

          "The equally startling scene of McCluskey's shooting was accomplished by building up a fake forehead on top of actor Sterling Hayden. A gap was cut in the center, filled with fake blood, and capped off with a plug of prosthetic flesh. During filming, the plug was quickly yanked out with monofilament fishing line, making a bloody hole suddenly appear in Hayden's head."

  • Honest Joe

    I don't want to sound like a wiener, but what is #4 from?

    • Smithers

      do you read other posts before hand? the guy above asked the same thing

      but it's The Godfather

      • Roscoe

        they probably posted about the same time….

      • Dub Genus

        they probably posted about the same time….

        • Sinbad

          they probably posted about the same time…

  • Dan

    #17 Who knew that Bob would be reincarnated as a little dog?

  • TIZ

    I thought #19 was kinda awesome

    • Bob

      really, really awesome

    • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

      All of them were lame. That must be the most boring college in the world.
      But yeah, his answer was the best one.

      • andrew

        yeah i go there and you are right it is pretty fucking boring

    • pokeman134

      and of course its a civil engineering major. we have lives too you know.

  • Dagoth Wit

    #1 Clearly, Chuck Norris was here.

    • mick

      Well obviously it was Bear Grylls

    • Paula_

      Clearly he wasn't. If Chuck Norris would have put his foot on that bear the bear would now be behind those mountains in the background.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • top dog

        Shitttttttt!!! I like Chuck Norris but I'am afraide you are all wrong, Chuck Norris would be deader than hell if he kicked that bear in the ass

  • amanda

    Or he works there…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #20 help us general kenobi,you are our only hope to get us some poontang!!

    • SinisteRtheWickeD

      It's ok Beermonkey, I think that was mildly funny.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        thanks man, i need the love. no one here appreciates my good humor. have a beer!

        cheers, beers

  • HateMachine

    #11 Bosozoku!!!!

  • siririri

    #13

    yess

    • Squishy Duck Man

      My god, that is THE most awesome thing I have ever seen on The Chive, and that says a lot! I am a lifelong Macross/Robotech fan and this made my day.

  • mick

    #4 Best movie ever, but what is up with those wires on his head? Did they use those to pull him back to make the impact of the machine gun fire more visible?

    • COCO

      What movie is that. Looks dumb.

      • NotaTrap

        …Godfather…one of the greatest movies ever made….stupid twat….

    • Paul

      I wondered about that too. Found a mention on wikipedia about the scene where McLuskey is shot that says they used fishing line to pull pluga away for facial wounds:

      "The equally startling scene of McCluskey's shooting was accomplished by building up a fake forehead on top of actor Sterling Hayden. A gap was cut in the center, filled with fake blood, and capped off with a plug of prosthetic flesh. During filming, the plug was quickly yanked out with monofilament fishing line, making a bloody hole suddenly appear in Hayden's head."

  • Chris Scharff

    #2 is fucking awesome.

    • COCO

      Watch your fucking language. There are little children on this site.

  • http://www.darkknightandjoekerr.com JAMESJ

    #1
    "Kiss my ass!"
    "You move."

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