Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • jace

    #19 can we add TOUCHDOWNNNNNNN to that?

    • chuba

      And u'rrrr out!!!!

    • cheezebits

      RIGHTEOUS!

    • mike

      Screaming turtle taken by Eric Cheng of wetpixel.com.. Actual photo…no photoshop and winner of numerous awards..

    • OhSomeEvil

      I FUCKING LOVE SWIMMING!

    • PointBlank_

      nope, going to be a lockout in the nfl… ๐Ÿ˜

    • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

      I think GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL would be better

    • jenny

      this was my favorite also ๐Ÿ˜€

  • doubleplay

    first things first…

    • DistractedIndividual

      Douchy things douche

  • KhmerStory

    Hahaha Darth Vader meets Justin Bieber. #6

    • cheezwizzard

      thanks, i didnt know what was happening in that pic.

    • Duck

      Captain Obvious !

    • PointBlank_

      murders*

      • 420=???

        y the hell are there three boys lined up first? then a young girl wich makes sence, then a teenaged girl who likley wouldnt like that dumb kid, and then darth vader wich is just funny? y boys, and older girl?

    • Kal-El Rodriguez

      go dark go i trust you

  • Josh Gorter

    #22 like a boss.

    • ryan

      another generic comment, huh? what is that like # 7 this week for you?

    • PWNT

      That's nothing like a boss at all. He had to try too hard to make the jump to be like a boss and you had to try too hard to get your thumbs up.

    • kigero

      in all fairness my heart rate went through the roof willing the little guy to make it. if it was a human i would be praying for the fail

      • sixdeadelves

        like a boss

        • Jen

          i hate "like a boss" fuuuuuuuck.

  • markuskoppel

    GOOD mornin' my fellow Chivers!

    • COCO

      Go away, please. I do not want my morning off to a bad start.

  • the frenchman

    #22 Like a boss. #18 Smart and pretty.

    • The Fartbox

      I would love to make a mess on her face

    • spliggs

      #18. real smart. For an Ivy League graduate, that's about a 4-year old's level of comprehension. "War bad!" She should stick to acting.

      • Shane

        But, but, but war….is bad! People get hurt man! PEOPLE GET HURT!!! It's nice how millionaire actors don't want to really get involved, but they are fine telling us what to do, and how to spend our money. Piss off Portman.

    • TiminPhx

      No, she is a sanctimonious hollywood toolette.

  • mcsgwigga

    #12 – Is Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

    • DayDrinkingAllDay

      Looks like Tigger, not Tony…

      • adam

        This one is fucking hilarious.

    • John

      Great bodies…hmmmm

  • markuskoppel

    #22 There are cats that fail jumps like that! ๐Ÿ˜€ You GO little penguin!

    • He'saBadass

      Thats not even a "Rockhopper" Penguin

    • Amy

      I'm in love with you.

    • vicrom252

      Peng-WIN!

  • jrock_79

    #15 Please please please go back to the midwest. We don't want you here. We never did. Fuck the midwest. Chive on from San Diego.

    • Growl

      I'll take Minneapolis any day.

      • eyeguy

        I'm right there with you Growl!!

    • Dingo8MyBaby

      You're fucking with the wrong people.

      • Doctor

        It's the internet. He can kinda do what he wants with no consequences.

    • kigero

      wow, one nation under God

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        you know the chive guys were in fort wayne right? Livin dirty in the midwest is the best! go colts!

    • Cal

      MPLS is awesome. San Diego means "A Whale's Vagina."

    • mrluke

      Suck a fart out of my ass

    • Bigjohn428

      It will suck for you when san diego falls in to the ocean. Chive on from Chicago.

      • matty

        i may live in the mountains of northern california, but it still irritates me when people make dumb ass comments like that, or maybe you have simply been misinformed. Nothing in southern california will ever fall into the ocean, not san diego, not LA, nothing. The fault line does not move away from the mainland. it is moving up and down. So LA will never fall into the ocean (much to my dismay i got to say). It will simply become San Fransisco's neighbor one day.

    • ChicagoT

      Tone it down man, you are obnoxious.

      Guy said he likes crazy thunderstorms, that's it.

      With that attitude, it's hard to believe people from your own state can stand to be around you.

      • skippy

        fuck you all…..australia wins. dumb fucks fightin with each other

        • kids hate me

          canada too. unless your one of those fucks who hate every nation but his own… then your shit

          • kigero

            i'm english but canada wins

      • dutchie

        Really? I thought he was talking about McDonalds

  • Ben from Aus

    #9 LIKE A BOSS!

    • COCO

      Please stop with Like A Boss phase. It is getting dumb and stupid and a lack of creative work.

      • Franq Spencer

        Like a boss

      • Terry

        So then im assuming you dont like the chive. Considering a lot of their post are repetition of a quote.

      • Del

        STFU COCO

        • http://twitter.com/Jeffrey__Scott @Jeffrey__Scott

          Told him to shut up Like A Boss!

    • http://twitter.com/24gino @24gino

      Having seen the clip of this that is 100% the correct caption.

  • Mike

    #18 Tits or GTFO.

    • PWNT

      Waffles or GTFO.

    • getthefbackntkitchen

      Tits or GTFBITK

    • Biggus Diccus

      MmMmM tits and waffles

    • Green doodoo

      Who's that guy??

  • tommybhoy

    #17 All in one Olympic Stadium FTW

    • Wavien

      How the Europeans does it ๐Ÿ™‚

    • GK-4

      where exactly was this?

    • ROK247

      he is swimming in everything that was on the floor in that stadium – think on that for a second!

      • Ponder

        It's in Brazil . Morumbi Stadium

  • jace

    #1 hahah.. reminds me of mortal kombat "friendships" .. and "the more you know" commericals

  • Greg

    Hey #15 there's McDonalds restaurants in California too, don't worry!

    • Word

      Damn it, was just about to post that.

      • Nunya

        ditto

    • maynard

      And 'Space Available' too!

      • Jard

        Ya blew it.

        • micheal scott

          thats what she said

  • trollradius

    Chive I hate you and I will continue to come here and troll until your website is not about camwhores and the 13 year olds who jerk off to them. You used to be cool. Now give me thumbs down so I can feed off of them.

    I'ma call Chris Hansen about this site.

    • Chris Farley

      Looks like someones girl dumped him and became a chivette.

      Chris Farley———————————————————————————>

    • Yawn_thesis

      You got a point, weird dude. It is their business plan though. They want a lot of traffic on the site so they can run adds and sell stuff. The best way to do this is get the girls involved because the guys tend to follow. Having women send in pictures of themselves, seemingly for the community itself, is a brilliant strategy. The women only participate because they try to get approval. Girls sending in semi-naked pictures of themselves to a website, is not normal behaviour.

      • Jawbone

        The sheer amount of self-esteemed deprived bitches willing to whore them selves out on this site is almost as pathetic as the boyfriends who hope their filthy asses remember to shout out to them.

    • ken

      You're just pissy because you didn't have the foresight or brains to come up with a site like this – I imagine you're lazy work-wise and frightened to try new things. Get a life.

    • SweetBenj

      so, which one of the tattoos from the other gallery is yours?

    • panama99

      love ya troll, keep coming back. You make enjoyable reading .

  • Israeli_Rob

    #18 is cool.

    • TiminPhx

      If it wasn't for the willingness of others to fight wars, to defend yourself and your country, you would be known as Buried somewhere in the Sand Rob.

      She is a typical self-righteous Hollywood type that got herself an Oscar by playing yet another nutjob,but one who did a hot lesbo scene.

      • k-9

        i agree. i love the lezbo scene too

  • trollradius

    Almost forgot to mention about how all the "chivettes" are ugly attention whores. Did I mention that? Yeah, they''re beat. They just need some white knights from the interwebs to keep telling them how hot they are to reassure themselves since their step dads don't find them attractive anymore since they turned 16. Good thing this place is full of ugly losers who dream one day they can touch real boobs of mediocre looking girls with self image problems (thus constantly needing compliments from people they don't know). Now I'm going to bed with my hot non-retard girlfriend in my awesome house on my big property with my overloaded bank accounts so I can go to work tomorrow to get paid a shit ton to do nothing. Have a nice day, ya fuckin' wankers.

    • bbqboobs

      The Yahoo and Youtube message boards got boring I take it?

      • trollradius

        Yeah… gotta rotate, ya know?

      • trollradius

        All that money and stuff don't actually make me happy. Trolling makes me happy. =D

        • RiHugh

          Because you are a pussy and feel brave on the internet?

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      that took a while to write, you sure have a lot of time on your hands. i smell you're still living in your parents basement and are too lazy to get up and go get your unemployment check, thus the illusions of grandeur.
      but hey, whatever tickles your fancy, right? *chugs nother beer*

    • Bradster

      So, who spoons whom tonight? Or will she be using the strap-on tonight?

    • Ken

      Sure you have a big house on a big property, lots of money and a "girlfriend" who's not retarded. So put up or shut up. Let's see some pics pussy…do you think mommy will allow you to borrow her camera?

    • John

      Sounds to me like you are proud of taking advantage of your employer who funds your worthless life. I hope your not on my payroll. Chive on.

    • lolcat

      u know? i agree!

    • Maynard B.

      Dude, I'm sensing a little hostility here. Maybe you should try a decaffeinated brand of coffee and come out of your little fantasy world.

    • maynard

      Ha! "Now I'm going to bed with my hot non-retard girlfriend in my awesome house on my big property with my overloaded bank accounts so I can go to work tomorrow to get paid a shit ton to do nothing."…talk about insecure!!! What else do we need to know? That you were touching yourself after you type it?

      ….and, and, and I got a ferrari and a big LearJet and a butler….and, and, and mad skills….LOSER. But if your true purpose was just get attention…YOU WIN! No get out of the basement so mom can vacuum.

      BTW who the hell is Maynard B.? My doppleganger?

      • kigero

        AND IM BATMAN! sorry, looked like fun

    • panama99

      Enjoy your parent's basement, nite dear……

    • trollradius

      I also like to suck a ton of cock…it feels so good when a man shoots his hot steamy load in my asshole…i am a huge douche who likes to touch gerbils while i finger my ass…i would touch women, but any time i get within 10 feet of them i simultaneously shit my pants and cum all over myself…i am now going to bed with several small children…have a nice day

      • kigero

        hey trollradius i was gonna say bank statement or GTFO but but then you took a truth pill so now its just WTF. Or maybe oh… ok

    • Dann

      Thumbs up received…anti-trolling radar now online.

    • BunkerPunk

      If you disagree with the context on this site, please GTFO. Your pessimistic attitudes and your 100+ word comments are a way more pathetic attempt for attention, than our Chivettes. Here is a site for you guys that hate beautiful women, nature, animals, gifs, and funny, awesome, random shit! http://www.forevergeek.com
      Note to Chivers: In the words of the great (soon to be read late) Charlie Sheen:
      "Don't feed the trolls!"
      CHIVE ON!

      • Shamisen

        He's got a point. The cChive did used to be awesome and now it's all about the attention whores sending in pics to validate themselves. I understand why the business plan is working and it's here to stay, it's just the self-deception and the girls not realising (or just not caring) how they're being played. Chivette's, just remember not all the guys jacking off to you are good lookers. Most will be spotty underage nerds trying to win at commenting on the internet as they need to validate themselves too.
        I mean, is there not enough porn on the internet anymore?

        • Yawn_thesis

          Correct my good Sir.

    • MrEnron

      I can guarantee this guy neither has a big bank account nor a hot girlfriend. Nobody this whiny and negative can achieve any sort of success. You are clearly resentful and unhappy, so what would lead anyone to believe you have so much going right in your life?? You criticize and batter girls for flaunting their pretty looks, while you do the same thing by attempting to flaunt your imaginary possessions. You're both pathetic and ironic.

      • k-9

        she knows what she is talking about. you can tell by her hot ass.

  • bbqboobs

    #13 Made my day!!!

  • RiKo

    #9 FATality

  • Mickey

    I saw the Trump roast last night. The Situation bombed. NOT a comedian.

    • Takingbackcider

      The Situation is not anything…

      • Hypno germ

        What he said.

    • Nunya

      That Situation got ugly… even Jeff Ross couldn't pull him out of that hole. Did he write the jokes himself, because they were the worst of the bunch as well… but it is fun to watch someone go down in flames, I mean, it is a roast…

      I was waiting for someone to say that Greg Giraldo heard that the Situation was going to be on the dais for the roast and made other plans…

    • fibonacci5150

      ur just mad cuz he's banging ur mutha f***in girlfriend in his mutha f***in mansion! XD

      we need a douche post just for that guy

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 smart

    • COCO

      I do not get the joke. What is the social, emotional, sexual, psychological context of the signs and words.

      • rape mcass

        well.. just shut up then ok ๐Ÿ™‚ maybe think or somthing just dont talk again lol

  • mick

    #5
    True.

    • xxxx

      DINOSAUCERS!!!

  • Wavien

    #8 Ghost Rider is bloody awesome! But Wicker Man.. Yeah that one is really fucked..

    • COCO

      Never seen his movies before. Why would a grown man point a gun at a little girl.

      • ROK247

        because every little girl needs to know what it's like to get shot in the chest at close range with body armor on?

      • OhSomeEvil

        This scene if from the movie KickAss, as for your taste in Nic Cage movies, you are oblivious wrong or retarded.

    • nut

      More like CON AIR and THE ROCK. Greatest shitty nic cage movies

  • SJay

    #22 LIKE A BOSS

  • Petey

    #4 FTW. this post is really helping me get thru my all-nighter studying for exams. thank you Chive ๐Ÿ™‚

    • COCO

      Should be ashamed for pulling a all-nighter.

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